Ooh, thank you for many very enthusiastic reviews! I love you all,
but can't reply to all of you.too many.
Anyway, to continue:
Scene: Land of the dead (already across the lake, etc)
Legolas: Ooh, I don't like it here! My complexion will get ruined!
Lyra: Is your appearance ALL you think about?
Legolas: Well.uh.the thing is.
Lyra: Thought so.
Legolas: No, no! Sometimes I think about girls!
Will: STAY AWAY FROM LYRA!
Lyra: Umm, Will. I can take care of myself.
Aragorn: Yeah, women can take care of themselves sometimes! Take Eowyn, for example. Now THERE'S a girl who can take care of herself!
Gimli: What about Arwen?
Aragorn: What about her?
Legolas: Well.aren't you in love with her?
Aragorn: I'm in love with her?
Gimli: Yeah, you are. And anyway, we hadn't even gotten to Rohan yet, so how can you know anything about Eowyn?
Aragorn: Umm.I don't know.
Legolas: Hey Aragorn.
Aragorn: What NOW? All I have cigarettes left!
Legolas: CIGARETTES? Are you MAD? Can you IMAGINE what they would do to your teeth? No, no. I was wondering if we HAD to look for Boromir.
Lyra: Who?
Legolas: He was another man who traveled with us.very poor hygiene. Anyway, he was really annoying. I really don't want to talk to him. I mean, all he ever talked about was 'Gondor, Gondor and Gondor'. Oh, and the Ring once in a while.
Gimli: Legolas is right. And I say we fight back!
Aragorn: Umm, right. No, we have to find Boromir.
Legolas and Gimli: Why?
Lyra: Because you have to do something while I look for Roger.
Legolas: But Boromir was mean to me!
Boromir's ghost (hereafter called just 'boromir'): Bonjour, Aragorn, Legolas, et Gimli. Je vais donner un coup de pied vos anes une fois que vous moi dites qui la fille et le garcon sont. Bien, re ellement, je pourrais juste aller trouvaille les harpies. Ce sera amusement! Et il gachera les cheveux de Legolas! Oui! Disparaissent Boromir! Quoi qu'il en soit, qu'est vers le haut avec vous, mes homies?
(I am going to kick your asses once you tell me who the girl and boy are. Well, actually, I might just go find the harpies. That will be fun! And it will mess up Legolas' hair! Yes! Go Boromir! Anyway, what's up with you, my homies?)
Legolas: Non, Boromir! SVP! Vet endroit est assez mauvais! N'appelez pas les harpies! SVP! Je vous prie! Je.j'adore-tu? Pour toujours? (No, Boromir! Please! This place is bad enough! Don't call the harpies! Please! I beg you! I...I love you? Forever?)
Lyra: Umm, excuse me, but not all of us parle francais-whoa! Est-ce que c'etait simplement francais? Aah! (Was that just French? Aah!)
Will: Vous parlez francais, Lyra?
Lyra: Oui.
Gimli: Ooh, ooh! Je parle francais, aussi! Et conjecture ce qui? J'ai meme une copie 'Le Seigneur des Anneaux' en francais! Est-ce que ce n'est pas frais? (Ooh, ooh! I speak french, too! And guess what? I even have a copy of 'The Lord of the Rings' in french! Isn't that cool?)
Aragorn: Mais je ne parle pas francais! (But I don't speak French!)
Lyra: You do now.
Roger's ghost: LYRA!
Lyra: Roger!
Boromir: SON!
Roger, Lyra, Legolas, Aragorn, & Gimli: WHAT?
Boromir: It's true. Roger.I.am your father.
Roger: Umm, Boromir?
Boromir: Father!
Roger: Father. Wrong movie, I think.
Boromir: Nope. Come, son. We will talk.
Roger: Umm.ok.
Lyra: Wait! I need to talk to him, Bori!
Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli: Bori?
Lyra: I mean, umm.what's his name?
Boromir: BOROMIR!!!
Lyra: Sorry!
Will: It's ok, Lyra. I'm here.
Pan: and so am I.
Lyra and Will: But.we left you on the jetty! We got rid of you!
Lyra: Oh, shit.
Pan: It doesn't matter. I'm his dæmon now.
Will: Whose?
Pan: The elf's.
Legolas: My name is Legolas.
Pan: Right. Legolas. I knew that.
Lyra:
Will: What now?
Legolas: Let's all have a slumber party and curl our hair and braid it and wear face masks and-
Aragorn: Next chapter, Legolas.
Legolas: Why?
Gimli: Because the author has to get off the computer now.
Legolas: Ok.
Author:
Legolas:
Author:
Legolas:
Author:
Incurelf.
Anyway, to continue:
Scene: Land of the dead (already across the lake, etc)
Legolas: Ooh, I don't like it here! My complexion will get ruined!
Lyra: Is your appearance ALL you think about?
Legolas: Well.uh.the thing is.
Lyra: Thought so.
Legolas: No, no! Sometimes I think about girls!
Will: STAY AWAY FROM LYRA!
Lyra: Umm, Will. I can take care of myself.
Aragorn: Yeah, women can take care of themselves sometimes! Take Eowyn, for example. Now THERE'S a girl who can take care of herself!
Gimli: What about Arwen?
Aragorn: What about her?
Legolas: Well.aren't you in love with her?
Aragorn: I'm in love with her?
Gimli: Yeah, you are. And anyway, we hadn't even gotten to Rohan yet, so how can you know anything about Eowyn?
Aragorn: Umm.I don't know.
Legolas: Hey Aragorn.
Aragorn: What NOW? All I have cigarettes left!
Legolas: CIGARETTES? Are you MAD? Can you IMAGINE what they would do to your teeth? No, no. I was wondering if we HAD to look for Boromir.
Lyra: Who?
Legolas: He was another man who traveled with us.very poor hygiene. Anyway, he was really annoying. I really don't want to talk to him. I mean, all he ever talked about was 'Gondor, Gondor and Gondor'. Oh, and the Ring once in a while.
Gimli: Legolas is right. And I say we fight back!
Aragorn: Umm, right. No, we have to find Boromir.
Legolas and Gimli: Why?
Lyra: Because you have to do something while I look for Roger.
Legolas: But Boromir was mean to me!
Boromir's ghost (hereafter called just 'boromir'): Bonjour, Aragorn, Legolas, et Gimli. Je vais donner un coup de pied vos anes une fois que vous moi dites qui la fille et le garcon sont. Bien, re ellement, je pourrais juste aller trouvaille les harpies. Ce sera amusement! Et il gachera les cheveux de Legolas! Oui! Disparaissent Boromir! Quoi qu'il en soit, qu'est vers le haut avec vous, mes homies?
(I am going to kick your asses once you tell me who the girl and boy are. Well, actually, I might just go find the harpies. That will be fun! And it will mess up Legolas' hair! Yes! Go Boromir! Anyway, what's up with you, my homies?)
Legolas: Non, Boromir! SVP! Vet endroit est assez mauvais! N'appelez pas les harpies! SVP! Je vous prie! Je.j'adore-tu? Pour toujours? (No, Boromir! Please! This place is bad enough! Don't call the harpies! Please! I beg you! I...I love you? Forever?)
Lyra: Umm, excuse me, but not all of us parle francais-whoa! Est-ce que c'etait simplement francais? Aah! (Was that just French? Aah!)
Will: Vous parlez francais, Lyra?
Lyra: Oui.
Gimli: Ooh, ooh! Je parle francais, aussi! Et conjecture ce qui? J'ai meme une copie 'Le Seigneur des Anneaux' en francais! Est-ce que ce n'est pas frais? (Ooh, ooh! I speak french, too! And guess what? I even have a copy of 'The Lord of the Rings' in french! Isn't that cool?)
Aragorn: Mais je ne parle pas francais! (But I don't speak French!)
Lyra: You do now.
Roger's ghost: LYRA!
Lyra: Roger!
Boromir: SON!
Roger, Lyra, Legolas, Aragorn, & Gimli: WHAT?
Boromir: It's true. Roger.I.am your father.
Roger: Umm, Boromir?
Boromir: Father!
Roger: Father. Wrong movie, I think.
Boromir: Nope. Come, son. We will talk.
Roger: Umm.ok.
Lyra: Wait! I need to talk to him, Bori!
Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli: Bori?
Lyra: I mean, umm.what's his name?
Boromir: BOROMIR!!!
Lyra: Sorry!
Will: It's ok, Lyra. I'm here.
Pan: and so am I.
Lyra and Will: But.we left you on the jetty! We got rid of you!
Lyra: Oh, shit.
Pan: It doesn't matter. I'm his dæmon now.
Will: Whose?
Pan: The elf's.
Legolas: My name is Legolas.
Pan: Right. Legolas. I knew that.
Lyra:
Will: What now?
Legolas: Let's all have a slumber party and curl our hair and braid it and wear face masks and-
Aragorn: Next chapter, Legolas.
Legolas: Why?
Gimli: Because the author has to get off the computer now.
Legolas: Ok.
Author:
Legolas:
Author:
Legolas:
Author:
Incurelf.
