Got to Love that Karma
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Ch. 4 Little Sister and the Urashima curse plus Mitsune pranks, TAMA!
"I am glad you could make it, Kanako"
Kanako? Who the hell is this girl? She had put away her giant iron fan to god knows where and she has the unconscious Keitarou over her shoulder. I decided to voice my concern.
"Um who are you?"
She turned and stared at me for a while trying to probe my expression, then she smirked
"I'm his fiancé little girl"
"What?"
Everyone was shocked. Then a stray tile
hit her in the head
"It isn't nice to lie to people, Little Sister." Said a voice from her
shoulder.
"But, brother it's so fun"
Keitarou slid off her
shoulder and frowned.
"It happen again didn't it"
She nodded. Keitarou's sad expression nearly broke my heart. He looked like a kicked puppy
"Is Motoko…"
She shook her head and pointed to where the naked Motoko was laying on the floor. Keitarou sighed in relief. He walked over and picked her up
"I'm going to put her to bed" He said sadly
I wanted to follow him, tell him everything is going to be fine but for some reason, my feet would not move. I watched him disappear through the doors of the inn and sighed. Luckily everyone else was too busy looking at the new comer. Haruka walked towards her and give her a hug
"Thanks. I don't know what
would have happened."
"No problem Aunty"
Kanako was promptly hit on the head
"Don't call me Aunty"
I cleared my throat and got their attention.
"What just happened?"
Haruka sighed and started walking towards the inn
"Follow me"
Inside the living room Haruka was sitting on the couch and I was in a chair, minus Motoko and Keitarou, all the other girls were there. I was the one to start speaking.
"Okay Haruka, what is going on"
"You remembered when I told that the gods and devils smile upon him"
I nodded, still finding the phrase to be weird
"Keitarou for some reason has supernatural luck"
That explains a lot of things.
"I figured that when Naru and Motoko got beaten up without touching him"
"I mean it, do not take it literally. When Keitarou was born, a god and demon both blessed him. It kind of caused a personality split. Think of it as Yin and Yang. Most of the time, the light side of Keitarou's mind is in control and is lucky in a good way, but when Keitarou is directly threatened, Yang takes over. He is the more darker side and has skills and not to mention lucky in a very dangerous way"
This all blew me for a ride, but that nagging doubt spoke itself
"What do you mean lucky in a dangerous way?"
"Keitarou was shot at three years ago, the very wind turned the bullet around and hit the shooter between the eyes. Yang receives good luck at the expense of other's most of the time, very bad luck for others"
Naru gulped
"So if I had directly attacked him…"
"Most likely, you'll be dead, crippled or in a lot of pain"
I turned to Kanako
"What was with the fiancé crack?"
"Why jealous?"
I made sure I was not blushing on the outside but on the inside I was red as a tomato
"No, I just don't believe in 'brotherly love' the way you do."
Kanako growled
"Keitarou is my ADOPTED brother, so it is okay to pursue him"
(Oh hell no. I am not about to let some biyachh take my man) I turned bright red and tried my best to hide it
"He sees you as his sister, so he will think it to be wrong"
That shut her up. I smirked
"I'm sick of the angsty stuff, I'm going to see if Keitarou is okay"
I ignored all the strange looks I got and walked to his room. I knocked his door softly
"Keitarou?"
A muffled voice came out
"Yes Mitsune?"
"Hold on, I'm coming in"
I walked in and saw Keitarou looking at the wall, with a guitar in his hands, on his face was such a sad expression. It reminded me of a kicked puppy again. I sat across from him
"You any good?"
He stroked the strings and played such a complex tune that I had some trouble following, but all in all it was very good
"I dabble," he said
"You still feel bad for the fight with Motoko"
He nodded holding in tears
"I could have hurt her"
"But you didn't "
"But I could have, what if
Kanako had not stopped me?"
"Then something else had to be done"
He stared at me, his eyes plowing into my very being, it was a feeling that was arousing and painful to feel and for some reason I wanted that look again. I turned red as many naughty thoughts entered my head, mainly involving Keitarou some Sake and one hell of a bottle. I mentally slapped myself
"Kei-keitarou, then I'll stop you if I have to. Trust me, you'll never hurt anyone again"
"And how are you going to do this"
"Like This"
I must of lost my mind, because the next thing I know, I flashed him. He went down hard, in a shower of blood erupting from his nose. Worried I went two examine him (NO NOT LIKE THAT) and found that he had a goofy smile on his face as his hands spasmed as if they were grabbing something. Standing up, I held out two fingers
"Victory!"
I don't know where the hell it came from, but a flying turtle flew by holding a banner that said 'Mitsune-1, Keitarou-0' I blinked and fell down laughing. That woke up Keitarou from his flesh-induced dreams. His cheerful expression was back on his face
"What is so funny?"
"Get this, a flying turtle flew by and had a score pallet. It said 'Mitsune-1, Keitarou-0'"
"Why are you ahead"
"Because this"
I flashed him again and again he went down but not before saying
"Of course you know this means war"
"I know"
And he was out with another blood eruption from his nose. Sure enough, the same turtle flew by again
with a scoreboard tied to its neck. On
it, it said 'Mitsune-2, Keitarou-0' I laughed and went out the room, before Keitarou
woke up.
The next day, I woke up feeling great. I looked at my clock and found that I had actually woke up on time. I went to my drawer to put some clothes on, but when I opened it, every piece of clothing was gone.
"Most peculiar"
I went to the next one and the next one and the next one, but all my clothes
where missing. I went to my closet and
gasp, everything was gone but that stupid pikachu costume I 'suggested' that
Naru wear. I looked down and realized
it is this or I go naked. I look at it
to see a note from Keitarou 'Gotcha' The turtle flew by and on the scoreboard
was 'Mitsune-2, Keitarou-1' Despite my situation, I started giggling and
scratched the turtle under it's chin before getting dressed.
"If it is war he wants, it is war he gets"
I walked outside my room and headed straight for the dining room, ignoring the laughter from my fellow tenants and headed for a smirking Keitarou. Without warning I grabbed his hands and placed them on my chest. Keitarou was on the ground, bloody nose and twitching. The turtle I so caringly dubbed Tama flew by the score was 'Mitsune-4 (I must of got double for the double whammy), Keitarou-1' and was gone again. I picked Keitarou off the ground
"Where are my clothes?"
I said in a sickly sweet tone of voice
"I do not know what you are talking about"
He replied, playing the fool.
"Last chance"
"I cannot tell a lie, I know not a thing"
I sat in his lap, and kissed him, tongue and all. All the other tenants were shocked to say nicely. In reality, they were running in circles like chickens with their heads cut off and Kanako was glaring evilly at me.
"They're in the laundry room"
Then Keitarou's eyes roll in the back of his head and he was on the ground again, unconscious with a goofy grin on his face (It is nice to know I still have that effect on people) Tama flew by and I caught the score 'Mitsune-5, Keitarou-1' I went and picked up my clothes and got dressed, while planning many other things to do to Keitarou (Oh yes Keitarou, we shall do many things) I laughed and Shinobu ran away screaming out of fear.
"Opps"
It was the next day and I was board out of my mind, for Keitarou had to go to his study school. So here I was on the roof with some half-full jug of sake, (I'm the optimist) While Tama glided lazily above me, I don't know why or where did he come from but I love the little bugger, I guess.
"Tama?"
"Miyu!"
"Bored?"
The smart turtle nodded
"Want to mess with Kanako"
The turtle adopted one of my evil expressions and nodded
With in ten minutes, we both had water balloons not filled with water. I looked over the roof to the poarch where Kanako was practicing with her fans.
"HEADS UP"
I tossed it, and Kanako didn't noticed until it was too late. She flipped me the bird and stormed away
"How rude"
"Miyu!"
"I wonder when is she going to notice that the water balloons was filled with clear bleach, rather than water"
"MMMMMIIIIIITTTTSSSSSUUUUNNNNEEEEE!"
"I guess about now. I can sure use a drink. Wanna join me Tama?"
The turtle nodded and we both escaped and hid somewhere we can't be found. Thankfully because moments later, a half blond Kanako, stormed onto the roof with numerous bladed weapons. That was when she found my surprise. Twenty more bleached filled balloons went off, completely drenching her. I could swear I could see her glowing. Oh well time to escape. After all, I can't 'play' with Keitarou if I am dead
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