D: *opens door and sees Anzu* Was she here all night? Oh well.
*Everyone else comes in*
Yami: What happened to her? *arm around Yugi's waist*
Bakura: Who cares. *Goes to his dressing room*
D: Whatever chop, chop people!
All: *grumbling but goes to their places*
[Jou against Anzu]
Honda: Jou make a move already!
Jou: Kay, here you go, tough guy. My Rock Ogre's going to rock your block off!
Yugi:
That doesn't sound right.
Honda: Well this is a kid's show so they wouldn't know.
Yugi: But older people will know and some scenes are getting cut out in America.
Jou: Like what?
Yugi: You and Honda watching Mai when she showers. (They actually do that I saw a pic of it… I think it was either Mai or Anzu.)
Jou: Why would I want to do that?
Yugi: It's in the script.
Jou: Stupid script… if it were Kaiba that's a whole different story.
[Anzu beats Jou]
Honda: You stink at this game.
Yami: Yeah you do!
Jou: Yug back me up.
Yugi: Well you do.
Jou: ;__; and you're supposed to be my best friend.
Yugi: Who says?
Jou: O___o
[Yugi sits on the bars outside of school, talking to Jou]
Jou: What is it, Yugi? Why can't I ever win? Teach me what I'm doin' wrong.
Yugi: Why? You don't pay attention in class so why should I try to explain?
Jou: I'll listen!
Yugi: *sighs but starts to explain then notices Jou had fallen asleep* I told him but nooo…
[Actually staying awake]
Yugi: Duel Monsters is all about combining your monster cards with your magic cards to increase their strength. With no magic in your deck, your monsters will get creamed every time.
Jou: *grabs Yugi by the shoulders but only to get punched by Yami*
Yami: Don't touch him!
D: Why oh why…?
[Jou on the floor]
Jou: Please, Yugi, help me convince him! I will work hard, I promise!
Yugi: Only if you grovel to me slave. *Laughs evilly*
Ryou: Yugi sounds a lot like you yami.
Bakura: Yeah his laugh is sending chills down my spine.
[Dueling is hard]
Yugi: Listen, Jou, teaching you Duel Monsters is too big a challenge, even for my grandpa.
Jou: I'm not that bad.
Yugi: Yes you are.
Jou: And I thought you'd say it more gently.
Yugi: Nah, you just plain stink at the game.
Jou: ;___;
[Television]
Announcer: Good evening, duel fans, and our ten million viewers at home, and welcome to the Duel Monsters Duel Dome, where tonight the Duel Monsters regional championship… wait I have some news folks. Since Yugi Mutou had defeated Seto Kaiba he is now regional champion.
Weevil+Rex: What?!
Yugi: *dancing around* I'm the champion! I'm the champion!
All: …
D: What was that?!
C.G. (Kisho): *shrugs*
D: Why are you here?
Kisho: *shrugs*
D: -___-
[Kisho the Celtic Guardian is strange…]
Announcer: Of the two hundred duelists that have competed in this marathon tournament… *hearing a thump* Yugi Mutou is declared winner, everyone else sucks!
Weevil+Rex: O___o What?!
Anzu: Where's Yugi?
All: *look where Yugi was*
Honda: Didn't that announcer guy sound like Yugi?
All:…
[The box]
Grandpa: Oh, by the way, Yugi this package came in the mail for you.
Yugi: A package? What is it, gramps?
Grandpa: What do I look like your maid?
Yugi: No I looks like this. *holds a piece of paper with the capital I*
All: O___o;
(I love that it's from Dexter's Lab)
[The package]
Yugi: is it possible they heard I beat the world champion?
Anzu: Isn't it supposed to be regional champion?
Yugi: * shrugs* Seto's right this script is stupid.
D: ARRGH!!
[The game]
Announcer: Ohh, and Raptor plays the strongest card in his deck—the terrible Two-Headed King Rex!
Rex: That's not my strongest card!
Announcer: It isn't?
Rex: Grrr… *throws shoe which hits through the glass and the announcer*
Announcer: X___x
[After the tournament]
Driver: Mr. Pegasus what are you doing?
Pegasus: Does this bunny suit look good for the party?
Driver: …
[The package, again]
Grandpa: With all the excitement of the championships, you forgot to open your package, Yugi.
Yugi: zzzz…
Everyone: *blinking*
Honda: I guess the show was boring to Yugi.
Jou: *walks over to Yugi, shaking his shoulder* Yug, wake up.
*Yugi, Yami switch*
Yami: I will Send You To The Shadow Realm Pathetic Mortal!
Everyone: O___O *back away*
D: O___o;
[Stupid videotape]
Pegasus: I have heard some terribly interesting things about you Yugi.
Yugi: So? *Switches channel which is Barney*
Pegasus: Barney?! AAAHHHHH!!!
Barney: Give me a hug.
Pegasus: AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Yugi: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Everyone: O___O
[What the heck was that?!]
Pegasus: Right here, right now, we shall hold a special duel.
Yugi: But we're in different places! Oh well. *Pulls Pegasus out of the TV*
Pegasus: *blinking*
Everyone: O___o;
Yugi: *pulls sword out* Let's duel!
Pegasus: O____O
D: Oh boy.
[The Shadow Realm!]
Yugi: Ahh! Everything's dark and cold… I want my Yami.
Yami: I'm right here. *Hugs Yugi*
Yugi: ^___^
Pegasus: Uh…
[It's not that cold]
Yami: You may be good…
Pegasus: I assure you, I am.
Yami: *blinking then shudders* Bad mental image I'll be with Yugi to put a good mental image back in. *leaves set*
D: Yami… *sighs* Break!
Anzu: Why doesn't anybody care about me?
D: Because most don't.
Anzu: You said most that means there's hope for me.
D: -___- whatever, Pegasus get out of that Bunny suit.
Pegasus: NO! *Hops away*
D: O__o
*Breaks over man! *
[Chit Chat]
Pegasus: I know every move you'll make, before you can even make it!
Yami: Yeah, well what am I doing tonight?
Pegasus: *reads mind* O.O I didn't know Yugi-boy can be so flexible.
Yami: ^___^ I know.
Yugi: *blushing knowing what they are going to do tonight*
D: ……………………………….cut.
[Yappity Yappity ding dang dong]
Pegasus: This dark dimension we're in is known as the "Shadow Realm."
Yami: Duh! I've drove people insane here. *Watches Ushio still running away from the giant worms* -____-;
[Too much talking dammit!]
Pegasus: Tell me, Yugi, do you believe there is magic in these cards?
Yami: Magic? Like this? *Summons Blue Eyes*
Pegasus: O___O Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Yami: And he says he can read minds.
[GAME!]
Yami: I have to counterattack Silver Fang! *White Fang appears*
Pegasus + Yami: O___o
Yugi: Where's Fang?
D: Uh oh.
*Different set*
Wendy: AHHH! Why is White Fang Bigger and meaner?!
Fang: ;___; Where's Yugi and Yami-sama? *Howls*
[How the heck do I remember those old episodes?!]
Pegasus: Five thousand years ago a powerful pharaoh locked the magic of the Shadow Games away.
Yami: I know and it really strained my back.
Pegasus: O___o
Yugi: Poor Yami. *Rubs Yami's back*
Yami: -^___^-
D: ___ Yami…
[Yami put a card down *gasps*]
Yami: I figured out your little game, Pegasus. You may be able to see the cards in my hand, but you can't see the cards I pull from the deck.
Pegasus: And why not?
Yami: It's a new deck I haven't memorized them.
Pegasus: You haven't?! X___x
[A card…]
Yami: My next card is the Dark Magician… did I even look at the card.
D: Who cares it's stacked anyway.
Yami: *gasp* you stacked my deck you shall die!
Yugi: Yami it's for the show, don't kill anyone.
Yami: Oh all right.
D: -___-;
[He looks at the card]
Yami: I attack your combo with the Celtic Guardian.
Kisho: *does a dance* I'm on TV!
Everyone: O__o;
D: *looks threw scripts* Is he even suppose to be here?
[No!]
Yami: But that's impossible! The Faceless Mage doesn't have a Dark Magic
attack… hey wait why doesn't it? It's a dark monster.
D: Yami?
Yami: Yes.
D: Shut up!
Yami: Okie Dokie arty chokie!
D: O.o;
[Ten seconds]
Yami: Time's not up just yet, Pegasus, and you've left your Faceless Mage vulnerable to a physical assault, which I'll do with the Summoned Skull I drew… this is stupid this speech is making me purposely lose.
D: So?
Yami: I never lose! * Summoned Skull (Saitou) kills Faceless Mage* I win!
D: -___-
[Yami's a sore loser]
Pegasus: You presume I'm giving you a choice in the matter, but I'm not. *Pulls back hair and hears a gasp* what?
Yami: *shrugs*
Yugi: *sniffs* that eye freaks me out.
Bakura: Ha! Yugi's a sissy! O___O Uh… I mean…
Yami: ___ you're dead Tomb robber!!
Bakura: Ahhhhhhh!! *Runs away*
Yami: *chases him*
D: -____- yamis…
[The Soul!]
Yugi: *clutches TV* Grandpa! Grandpa! Wait a second I get the place to myself. Yami and I'll be all alone.
D: Yugi!
Yugi: What?
D:….cut.
*Later*
D: Get out of here! *Pushes everyone out* Crazy actors complain too much.
Kisho: I didn't get to be in it very long.
D: Shut up Kisho!
Kisho (if you forgot he's the C.G.) Hmph!
