Episode 3: Journey to the Duelist Kingdom
[Yugi stands on a rooftop, surrounded by a high fence, looking out at the sunset]
Yugi: How did I get into this mess?
Kisho: *shrugs*
Yugi: O__o; Why are you here?!
Kisho: *shrugs*
[Kisho you're giving me a headache]
Yugi: What could Pegasus possibly want with me? And could it have something to do with my Millennium Puzzle?
Pegasus: *from a far* What do you think?!
Yugi: O__o;; uh…
Yami: Hey Pegasus!
Pegasus: What?!
Yami: *throws a biology textbook very far*
THUD!
Pegasus: Ow!
D: YAMI!!
Yami: What?
[That was odd…]
Yugi: I'll beat Pegasus at his own game! ...whatever that is.
Pegasus: My game is Hop-scotch!
Yugi: *blinking* Why are you yelling from so far away?!
Pegasus: I'm bored!
D: Stop it you stupid gay voiced freak!
[The tape… dun, dun, dun!]
Jou: Wonder who this is from.
*puts tape in and see a really X rated scene of Yami and Yugi*
Jou: O___O
D: WTF?! YUGI!!
Yugi: *looking innocent of course* What?
D: Argh!
[The tape starts playing, showing Joey's sister]
Shizuka: I can't believe it's been six years since we've seen each other. It's amazing how time can fly. I'm sending you this video just so that you don't forget your little sister's face. It seems like I'm running out of time.
Jou: Wait, isn't she the one getting blind, so, how can I forget her face? *scratches head*
D: He does have a point.
Yugi: Jounouchi actually has something there, which is really, really rare.
Everyone: *nods*
Jou: Hey! You say'n I'm slow!
Everyone: *shakes head*
Yamis, Hikaris and Seto: *nods vigorously*
Jou: -___-
[Yugi walks home and finds an envelope stuck in the door]
Yugi: Huh? What's this? *opens it* It's from Pegasus! *pulls out one of the cards and gasps* It's an invitation to the tournament at Duelist Kingdom!
Yami: *blinks* Wow… taking out the cards on your first try.
Yugi: Well, it couldn't have been that hard.
Yami: With it crammed into the door?
Yugi: *thinks then shrugs* I don't know.
Yami: And don't you think the mail lady looks like Anzu?
Yugi: *blinks then sees the mail lady skipping by smiling and then hits a street pole* Hmm, you're right.
D: What the heck is all this?!
Kisho: *shrugs*
D: __ I want to hurt you.
[Kisho stop it!]
Anzu: A tournament at Duelist Kingdom? Isn't that an island?
Everyone: *stares at her*
Anzu: What?
Yugi: How would you know if it's an island?
Anzu: Cause the petit angel told me! *poses*
Everyone: O__o;;
Yugi: /Yami I think you gave her too much drugs/
Yami: *looks through Yugi's eyes* //Nah//
[Drugs! Wonder where he got them…]
Anzu: But you can't go. It could be dangerous.
Yugi: I would rather have a shark eat me than you coming along.
Anzu: Yugi! That's mean!
Yugi: Duh! Kumquat!
Jou: Yug you have got to stop watching "All that!"
Yugi: Um, let me think about it, No!
D: Yugi…
[It's All That!]
Honda: I still can't believe it. Pegasus used some kind of weird spell to grab your grandpa's soul away.
Yugi: It wasn't a spell it was his left eye.
Honda: How would you know?
Yugi: I'm Yugi I know everything.
Everyone: O___o;
D: O…kay…
[Pegasus this, Pegasus that, blah]
Honda: Now he's toying with you, forcing you to duel in the tournament.
Yugi: So? All the perfect way to steal his soul!
Everyone: O.o;;
Ryou: Has Yugi been hanging around with you yami?
Bakura: Not that I know of.
[Honda is easily distracted]
Honda: *picks up a pair of cards* Hey, Yugi, check this out. According to this card, the tournament winner takes the grand prize of three million dollars!
Yugi: *eyes Honda* How would you know from just a picture on a card?
Honda: Um… *runs away*
Yugi: ^___^
D: Yugi stop messing with people's brains!
Yugi: *gasps* People have brains?!
D: -____-
[Jou snags the Money card]
Jou: *wonderingly* Three million in cold cash.
Yugi: Hey! *takes card back* That's mine stealer! *hits him with a history textbook*
Jou: X___x
D: Aren't you going to do anything Seto?
Seto: Are you kidding? I don't want to mess with Yugi or his yami.
D: __ wimp.
[Yugi really likes the roof… I bet he tried to fly off it]
Yugi: Jou, what are you doing up here?
Jou: Is something wrong with me being here?
Yugi: Yes!
Jou: ;__; Why are you so mean? You used to be really nice.
Yugi: Because I'm horny!
Jou: O.o
Yugi: And this is Yami and my special place.
Jou: O.o; *leaves quickly*
[Yugi's a naturally sensitive guy. Yeah right!]
Yugi: What's with you?
Jou: Oh, nothin'. I'm just thinkin' about a whole lot of stuff.
Yugi: That isn't much.
Jou: ……
*one hour*
Jou: ……
*two hours*
Jou:…….
Yugi: *playing with a yo-yo*
*5 hours*
Jou:……
Yugi: *making out with Yami*
*10 hours*
Jou:…hey! That wasn't nice!
Yugi: *left a long time ago*
Jou:……
[Man! Jounouchi's slow! Took about what, 18 hours! Sheesh!]
Jou: One way or another, I'll help you beat Pegasus!
Yugi: *laughs and sits by him* That really means a lot to me, Jou. I'm glad you're my friend.
Jou: Yeah, "friends." *they giggle* Remember the first time we met?
Yugi: I'll never forget it. It was all because of the Millennium Puzzle.
Yami: It was?
Yugi: Either that or bad karma.
Jou: ……
Yugi: Oh no not again. Let's go Yami.
Yami: Right.
D: Jounouchi… Jounouchi!!! *sighs*
Jou: ……
[More stuff… um, yeah]
Yugi: The way Grandpa explained it to me, the Puzzle was originally found in some Egyptian ruins. My grandpa gave it to me and kinda dared me to solve it.
Jou: Really?
Yugi: Either it was my grandpa or the voice that keeps telling me to kill and kill again.
Jou: *edges away from Yugi*
[Yugi likes shiny things and I do too]
Yugi: It was the most incredible thing I'd ever seen. As soon as I touched it, I knew it was special.
Yami: Aww, he thinks I'm special.
Anzu: I think you're special too Yamikins!
Yami: ……
Yugi: __ bitch!
Everyone: O___O
Yugi: ___ What?!
Everyone: *looks away*
Yugi: Hmph! Hey I found a wrench!
Maximilian: Hey that's my wrench! (From Dark Cloud 2, I love that game!)
Yugi: Can I use it?
Maximilian: *blinks then sees Anzu drooling* Um, sure.
Yugi: ^__^ *throws the wrench at Anzu*
Anzu: X___x
Yami: *blinks then glomps Yugi* My hero!
D: Yami are you okay?
Yami: *blinks some more* I… don't… know…
Everyone: O__o;;
[Continuing on...]
Yugi: I made a wish on the Puzzle. I asked it to give me a real friend, and I think the Puzzle came through for me. That was when I met you and Tristan.
Jou: Really?
Yugi: Not really I also found out about Yami before and I let him make Ushio insane.
Jou: O__o
Yami: Yeah stupid big ugly guy! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!
Yugi: I even have pictures of him sucking his thumb!
Jou: Really?
Yugi: Yep!
Jou: Mokuba gave me pictures of Seto doing that.
Yami: O__O Really?! Where?!
Jou: *shows pictures*
Y+Y: *laughing insanely*
Seto: Jounouchi!
Jou: O__O Um, bye!
[At the dock]
Saruwatari: Attention, all duelists. Welcome to this event sponsored by Industrial Illusions. You received with your invitation the star chips that will grant you entry into this contest.
*most people in the crowd look at each other than run back home to get their star chips*
Yugi: *blinks* Bunch of bakas.
D: Yugi that isn't nice.
Yugi: So?
D: -__- Nevermind.
Yugi: ^__^ Okay!
[There's a commotion down by the boat]
Man: Hey, you! Get out of here! Only official contestants are allowed on board.
Jou: How do you know I'm not official?
Man: Because the official duelists aren't trying to sneak on board through the lower hatches. *sees Yami sneaking in* Hey!
Yami: What?
Man: Only official contestants are allowed on board!
Yami: *shows him the star chips*
Man: O__o Than why are you trying to sneak in?
Yami: *shrugs* Wanted to know if there was room for my aibou and I to get together. *grins*
Everyone: O___o;
Yugi: *blushes*
[Yugi tries to convince the bouncers that Joey should be allowed on the ship]
Yugi: But Jou has a star chip, didn't he tell you?
Jou: I do?
Yugi: No. Bye!
Jou: …
Man: That was odd…
[Yugi give him the one, two!]
Yugi: According to this card, a star chip is proof that one is a duelist.
Man: Hmm. That may be, but all duelists are given two star chips. You'll be at a disadvantage
Yugi: Who says?! *kicks Man in the private area then repeatedly kicks him in the guts*
Jou: O___O;;
[*blinks* Or a three, four, five… ouch that gotta hurt ^^ good thing I'm not a guy]
Yugi: I'm glad they let you on board, Jou.
Jou: Only because you sacrificed one of your star chips for me.
Yugi: Right… *takes the star chip back and runs away*
Jou: *blinking*
[Chat, chat, chat]
Jou: But if any of the other players find out we only have one star chip each, they could really try to take advantage of us.
Yugi: Then be quiet about it.
Mai: *walks over* Hey, guys. What were you talking about?
Yugi: Nothing you damn slut!
Mai: O__O
Jou: Well, he's got ya there ya do look like one.
Yami: *nods*
Mai: O___O;; Where'd he come from?
Yugi: None of your business so shoo.
D: O__o; shoo…?
[Jou makes a fuss over rooming]
Man: You again? We cut you a break, and now you're causing more trouble? Do you want to get thrown out of here?
Yugi: Will you shut up or I'll throw you out!
Man: AHHH! It's the crazy kid!
Other man: O__o;; *sighs* Try and throw me out then if you can.
*scene change to the Other man being thrown over board*
[Ick Weevil… squish him!]
Weevil: Aren't you that kid Yugi?
Yugi: Uh, yeah. And you're...
Jou: Weevil and Rex!
Weevil: We are? I've been trying to find out our names like forever.
Everyone: O.o;;
Rex: Like yah!
Everyone: O.o;;;
Weevil: And you're cute. *eyes Yugi*
Yugi: O____O /YAMI!!/
Yami: *switches with Yugi* __
*scene changes and you can see Weevil being thrown over board*
Other man: Hey were you thrown by that kid, too?
Weevil: X__x
[Yugi is congratulating Weevil on his big win. Joey isn't being so supportive]
Jou: Well, this time, Yugi and I are gonna take the tournament. Right, Yugi?
Yugi: Me yes but I don't know about you.
Jou: ;___; Yugi….
Yugi: XP
Jou: ;___;
Weevil: I still think you're cute.
Yugi: O___O
Yami: *switches with Yugi* ___
*scene changes with Weevil hanging out at the very end of the bow of the boat by his underwear*
[Weevil's modest about his achievements]
Weevil: I guess I can't really call myself the Champion until I defeat the duelist who beat Kaiba and I still think you're cute.
Yugi: O____O
Yami: *switches again with Yugi* ______
*scenes changes and you can see Weevil being thrown into the fire of the boiler room*
[Yami is very protective and possessive and it's funny when he does all those things to Weevil every time he hits on Yugi]
Weevil: Let me tell you a little secret. It's something none of the other players know about the games yet.
Yugi: Oh, isn't that cheating?
Weevil: So?
Yugi: Can you tell me?
Weevil: Of course, cutie.
Yugi: O_____O
Yami: *switches AGAIN with Yugi* ____ Stupid guy never learns!
*scene changes to see Weevil tied at the end of the boat and painfully being dragged by it*
[Finally! Stupid Weevil trying to take Yami's koi]
Anzu: Hey isn't that Ryou?
Honda: Yeah looks like him.
*Ryou looking out at the sea then he yelps as arms wrap around his waist and later you hear moaning*
Anzu + Honda: O____o;;
[A discussion about Yugi's defeat of Kaiba using Exodia]
Weevil: *breathless* Could I possibly see those legendary cards?
Yugi: I don't see why not. *pulls the cards out of the box* Just be careful with them, okay, or I'll rip your beating heart out of your body and grind it through a cheese grate and put it on pizza and force it down your throat.
Weevil: O____O
Jou: Yug… you're scaring me.
Yugi: Really?! *bows several times* Thank you, thank you.
Everyone: O.o;
[Okay… Yugi…]
Weevil: Say good-bye to Exodia! *tosses the cards*
Yugi: …
Weevil: *blinks* aren't you going to do something?
Yugi: *coughs then glares at Weevil*
*scene changes and you see Weevil thrown over board… again*
[I hate Weevil's laugh __]
Weevil: Now there's no one who can challenge me!
Yugi: *cracks his knuckles*
Weevil: And what are you going to do, lovely?
Yugi: … yami…
Yami: *switches with Yugi* ___ Stupid ass!
*scene changes to Weevil being through right to the sharks*
[Jou decides to take a refreshing swim]
Yugi: Jou, they're not worth drowning over!
Jou: Don't worry, Yugi!
Yugi: …okay!
Jou: -____-
[Jou submerges for a second]
Jou: Current sure is strong...
Yugi: But it looks like you're swimming with the current!
Jou: …
Yami: *leaning on the railing* Jou, you are not very bright!
Jou: …
Yugi: Oh no, he's doing it again. Want to kick someone out of their room, Yami?
Yami: Sure. *follows Yugi inside*
Jou: …
D: …I need a new job.
[Yugi dives in to help out his friend]
Yugi: Jou, hold on!
Jou: Yugi you don't need to dive in!
Yugi: … Okay! *walks back in and comes back throwing an anchor at Jou*
Jou: O____O *anchor falls on him and brings him underwater* X___x
Everyone: O__O;;;
Yugi: That's what that thing does.
Everyone: O___o;;;;;;;;;
[After the show]
Jou: Yugi you almost killed me!
Yugi: …point?
Jou: O__o;;
D: Please! Please! Just get out!!
Yami: *shrugs and pulls Yugi out of the studio*
Yugi: BYEBYE!!
D: Where's Bakura and Ryou?
Honda: I think they're still on the ship and um…
D: Never mind.
Weevil: Where's the beautiful and lovely Yugi?
D: O___O;;
Yami: *appears beside Weevil and hits him in the head with a golf club*
D: Um, okay… I'm leaving!
