Episode 4: The Ultimate Great Moth

[Standing at the bow of the ship.]

Jou: Man, this Duelist Kingdom looks like a pretty big place, Yugi.

Yugi: I guess…

*explosions then half the island breaks apart and sinks*

Everyone: Oo;

Yugi: Damn! I wanted to get the whole island.

Everyone: Oo;; *backs away*

[Everyone gets ready to disembark, and looks out at the shore]

Jou: Wow, check out those suits.

Anzu: Purple shades, purple ties...

Yugi: I guess Pegasus likes purple.

Jou: Purple is a scary color.

Yugi: Really… *stares at Jou with his big violet eyes*

Jou: AHHHHHHHHHH!!

Everyone: -___-;

[Anzu looks down at the nice, long drop next to the ramp on the island]

Anzu: Huh? What's that?!

Yugi: Huh? What do you see, Anzu?

Anzu: *points* It looked like... Ryou.

Honda: And he seems to be rummaging around…

Jou: …nude…

Anzu: …with someone that looks like him…

Jou: Where's Yugi? *looks around*

Honda: …near Ryou…doing the same thing…

D: O___O; holy crap! CUT! CUT! CUTTTTT!

[More Bakura conversation]

Honda: Again with this Ryou stuff?

Jou: Where is he, Anzu?

Anzu: That's two times I've seen him now, but he's not there anymore. Maybe it's all in my head.

Jou: I hope you don't have a yami than. Because that'd be bad for us… two Anzus. *shudders*

Anzu: Hey!

Jou: Well it's true!

Anzu: -___-

Yugi: Let's all get along before Ryou does his thing with Bakura and in turn making me horny.

Everyone: Oo;;

[Pegasus welcomes all the duelists with honor and pleasure]

Pegasus: You stand before me the world's greatest duelists! Of course, most of you are really rather pathetic, but that just reflects duelists in general.

Yami: Don't I know it.

Yugi: Yami…

Yami: What?

Yugi: I think he's talking about us…

Yami: Oh, well I'm just going to kill him now.

Yugi: Okay, be sure to sharpen the hatchet!

[The fireworks go off, but "accidentally" send sparks raining down on the crowd]

Everyone: O___O ahhhh!

Yugi: Yah! *dances around*

Everyone: Oo;

Yami: *swings Yugi around*

Random kid: Where'd he coming from?! *gets kicked in the face by Yugi's swinging legs*

Everyone: Oo;;

D: What the heck?! Yugi did you plan this?

Yugi: *blink, blink, blinkblink*

D: -____- nevermind

[The group has, indeed, just spotted Weevil]

Yugi:  Weevil, I challenge you to a duel!

Weevil: Really? To a duel in bed? *bats eyelashes*

Yugi: *pales then whimpers* Yami…

Yami: -____- you never give up… baka

*scene changes and you can see Weevil in some type of cocoon hanging upside down in a tree*

Weevil: Mmmm!

 [Weevil, Weevil, Weevil you dumb, dumb idiot]

Yugi: It's time you answer for what you did on the boat, Weevil.

Jou: Want me to break his legs?

Yugi: ^__^ Sure!

Weevil: Oo;

Jou: *grins and cracks his knuckles*

Weevil: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Yugi: Wuss!

Weevil: But I'm your wuss!

Yugi: -____-

*Jou chases Weevil with Yami close behind him*

[Weevil's a dork!]

Yami: Huh. All right, Weevil, time to find out if you're as good at dueling as you are at running away.

Weevil: Was I simply running away, or cleverly weaving you into my web?

Yami: Oh, oh, I know! Running away!

Weevil: Oo;

Yami: What do I win?

Everyone: Oo;;


[What big arenas]

Yami: O___O What are those?!

Jou: Uh, arenas?

Yami: Oh, thank you humble slave.

Everyone: Oo;;

Yugi: *in soul room and smacks his head*

[Killer Needle vs. Mammoth Graveyard]

Yami: This massive monster will match your annoying insect point for point.

Yugi: I don't get that. Why would an insect match a zombie mammoth?

Yami: Hmm, good point… *works his magic and makes his monster stronger*

Weevil: What the?! You can't do that!

Yami: XP *points finger with one hand and other hand rapidly waves at him*

Everyone: Oo;;

Jou: Man, he's being naughty!

Everyone: Oo;;;

[Insult I guess]

Weevil: I guess you just weren't listening when Pegasus said that this tournament would have exciting new surprises in store for us.

Yami: Huh? What were you saying?

Weevil: I said I screwed Yugi!

Yami: …

*scene changes with Weevil stuck inside the arena between cogs and screws*

Honda: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

[Weevil plays the Cocoon of Evolution]

Weevil: Isn't it beautiful?! Just like my little Yugi?

Yami: ARRGH!! *jumps over to the other side and pummels Weevil*

Jou: Hey, this is better than a duel!

Honda: Wish we had popcorn…

Anzu: They shouldn't be fighting.

Jou + Honda: …

*scene changes with Anzu tied to a tree and Honda and Jou throwing mud pies at her and Yami is still beating up Weevil in the background*

[Liar! Liar!]

Yami: *thinking* If what Weevil says is true, I'd better act fast.

Weevil: *thinking* Little does Yugi know that the Moth takes but three turns to evolve. He will still be only preparing his attack when it breaks forth! Mwahahahahahahaha!

Yami: Wait… to bring out a Great Moth it's only four turns.

Weevil: Uh…

Yami: Liar! I play Raigeki!

Weevil: O___O

Yami: I summon Black Magician to attack you directly!

Weevil: O_____O *faints*

Yami: XP

[Gaia the Fierce Knight cracks open the Cocoon, but, sadly, does not kill the Larva Pupa]

Yami: But I thought it took five turns.

Weevil: *laughs* So you stopped him one turn early. He's still strong enough to beat you.

Yami: Unless… hmm…

Weevil: What…?

*later Weevil is being chased by his own real moth*

Yami: Mwhahahahaha! DIE! Go Great Moth! And you say he's going to beat me! Ha!

Jou: How'd he get control of it?

Yugi: Brain Control. Duh! Jou, learn! *thwacks him in the head*

Jou: ;___; You are so hurtful.

Yugi: ^___^ Thank you!

Everyone: O___o;

[A quick lecture]

Yami: You play dishonestly, so you expect the same of your opponents, but I duel with honor, Weevil, and that makes all the difference.

Jou: You play with honor? Since when?

Yami: …hmmm, is the later 1400s

Everyone: Oo;;

Yugi: Play who? You were in the puzzle than.

Yami: With Kyle my talking wine glass. ^__^

Everyone: Oo;;;;;;;;;

Yugi: *slaps his head* Yami… no more drinking for you.

Yami: ;__; aww…

[The final blow]

Yami: Summoned Skull, Lightning Strike! *the Great Moth gets struck, crackles with electricity, then falls to the ground in a burning heap* It's over. I've won.

Anzu: *looks at the Great Moth with some disgust*

Yugi: *looks at Anzu in disgust then turns to the moth* Isn't it supposed to disappear? And I don't think it should smell…

Jou: O__O It's real ahhhhhh run away! *runs and hits a tree* X__x

Honda: Poor,  poor sap.

[Yami puts his new star chips in his glove with great satisfaction]

Yami: There. Three star chips so far. But I still need to win seven more. Ten star chips will gain me entry into that castle, where they're holding my grandfather prisoner and where I'll battle Pegasus once and for all! But first I need to get laid!

Everyone: O__o;;;

Yugi: I'll take care of that! *somehow carries Yami deep into the forest*

Everyone: O___o;;;;

*hear moaning*

Eveyone: O____O;;;;;

*hear a different set of moaning (Bakura and Ryou)*

Everyone: O__________O;;;;;;;;;;

D: …kill me.

K: Hehehehe Yami and Yugi doin it in a tree F * * * * * G! And Bakura and Ryou too!

Jou: Oo; Where'd you come from?

K: Um… *runs away with a video cam to show the world*

Honda: I think I saw her here a few episodes back.

D: She videotapes the bloopers.

Jou: Won't she show it on public television?

D: Knowing her yes.

Everyone: O__O Ahhhhhhhh!!

D: *sighs* Actors…