Ok, Here's chapter two. Hope I am doing good (cough). Ok anyways on
with the fiction!
Disclaim: Again, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy.
Chapter 2: Getting ready for the long journey.
"Whoops.it wasn't me." Zell shouted out, but he really was the one that hit Leon with the door.
"Zell, look what you did to pore Squall! Now he probably has head drama and cant walk!" Selphie screamed.
"You mean this is Squall!" Zell hit himself in the head realizing this just then. "Somebody better get some water." Irvine went to go get the water and came back with a small paper cup of water. He threw the cup over to Leon, spilling all the water on him. Leon didn't wake up.
"Maybe, he is napping. Irvine we need a bucket of water to wake him up! Not a little paper cup full!" Quistis yelled to Irvine. Irvine then ran to get a bucket of water.
"Hey, cool. Look at this. Zell picked up Squall's gun blade, bending his back down a little because it was heavy. "Wow, this is sooo cool! I can't even believe I am holding this!"
"Zell, put that back before Squall wakes up and pulverizes you!" Selphie yelled over to Zell, but she didn't succeed in stopping him.
"He's not just suddenly going to come back alive and." Zell was interrupted when he suddenly felt a strong force shoved into him. He then went flying into the wall in front of him, leaving a gigantic hole in the gift shop. Everyone turned around to see Leon standing in front of them, as good as new.
"Hey, what was that for Squall? You didn't have to hit him that hard! Selphie screamed in Leon's ear.
"It's Leon, my name, is Leon." He retorted back.
"What?" They all said, confused.
"What do you mean, LEON? Your name is SQ-UA-LL! Oh-no! That concussion has gotten to his head; Irvine quick hit him with the water." Selphie shouted, a little confused at how Squall said his name was Leon. Then Irvine came out with a pale of water and threw it at Leon, this time holding onto the bucket.
"There you go Squall, are you all better now?" Irvine asked.
" No! I am not all better now, I am soaked and it's not Squall its." Leon trailed off seeing that Zell got back up and ran to him. Zell wiped his hand off on his jacket and blew on it before holding it out for him to shake.
"Put it there man.oh come on it won't bite." Zell really wanted Squall to shake his hand but he failed again. " Geez, your still the same as always, even though its been.(he tries to count on his fingers). its been at least six or seven years!
"Selp, I do not have a concussion, my name is Leon. L-E-O-N. You got it?" He corrected Selphie a little harshly.
Leon looked around the gift shop seeing that the person he was really looking for wasn't there. He then walked out of the gift shop and headed for the hotel, leaving the big mess in the gift shop for Selp, Zell, Quistis, and Irvine to clean up. When he got to the hotel Yuffie was waiting in the green room.
"Hey, Squall. Who was that girl looking for you? Hu Hu, was she an old friend like she thought YOU were?" She asked as politely as she could. But, she was still very annoying to Leon.
"It's Leon, and it's none of your business, so go bug somebody else Yuffie." He then plopped down on the bed, ignoring Yuffie. Yuffie being the person she is, still kept at it.
"Come on Squall, don't be like that now! Who were those people? Come on, tell me, tell me! Or else I will never leave you alone!"
" Alright already. I will tell you!" He yelled, making sure Yuffie even herd him. He was thinking he better tell her sooner or later before he busted open like a volcano in frustration.
"Yes!" She yelled back in happiness.
" They are my old friends back at my old world, their names are Quistis, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine. Are you satisfied now? Can I leave?" He asked Yuffie.
"Of course you can leave, but.didn't you ever miss them when you were here in Traverse Town?" She asked Leon, a little curious.
" No, I never missed THEM, but I did miss someone. But she doesn't seem to be with them." He said with a little sadness in his voice that Yuffie could pick up.
"Who was the woman you missed?" She asked. Leon then got up, not wanting to answer that question, and opened the door to go out. But when he did Selphie was about to knock on his door.
" Oh, hello Squall. Say, I was wondering if you could tour me around this place? I never been in a place like this and." Leon interrupted her.
"Ok Selp. Go get your jacket it's cold outside." Leon grabbed his own black jacket and headed out the door, not waiting for Selphie to get her jacket.
"Hey, Squall! Wait for me!" She grabbed her jacket from her hotel room and ran to catch up with Squall.
Then they were both walking down the streets. Sometimes Leon would say things about the town, like the things about the Cid Café and things about the other shops. They didn't dare go near the gift shop again because when Leon left, the rest of them were left to clean up the mess that Leon left for the manager to clean up. Boy was that manager pissed.
"Hey, Selp. Where are the others?" Leon asked, after he sat down to wait for Selphie to finish her ice cream that she'd ordered.
"They're staying at the hotel that (lick of her ice cream) you are staying at. Quistis and I are sharing a room and so is (lick) Zell and Irvine (lick)." She explained while licking her ice cream.
Leon then got up and walked around the town, until he'd bumped into someone.
"Hey! Move out of the way scar face. There was no reason for you to bump into Aerith or me. Watch where you are going next time!" Cloud shouted, making sure he was under stood by Leon.
"Oh, sorry your majesty didn't mean for you to bump into me!" Leon said back.
The two boys were starring at each other with furious eyes. They were so caught up in each others unkindly ness that they didn't notice how furious Selphie had gotten.
"HEY!! You guys made me spill my ICE CREAM!!" Selphie yelled. Her yelling made everybody frozen. She was so mad that she had spilled her ice cream, she'd kicked Cloud in the leg and she stalked back to the hotel.
(Wow you go Selp; I didn't know someone could do that to Cloud) Leon thought. He then left making sure that he got that look on Cloud's face etched in his memory.
(W-who was that girl.? Man, she kicked me hard, ouch.) Cloud thought as he watched them walk away.
When Leon finally got back to the hotel he went over to Selphie's room door and knocked. (Knock knock) "Oh, hello Squall, would you like to come in?" Selp asked. He walked in, looked around, and headed for their closet. He took out all of their suitcases, opened their dowers, and started putting all their cloths and belongings inside the suitcases.
"Hey, what are you doing with all our stuff? Hey, Squall! Are you even listening to me?" She asked.
Leon just looked at her and said, "Its Leon. And I am putting all your stuff in these suitcases to pack away."
"Pack.away? Why are you packing away our stuff?" Selp asked.
" I am doing this because.we are going on a trip."He said.
"A TRIP! Why are we going on a trip for?" She questioned.
" We are going on a trip.(I can't tell her the real reason.hmm.) we are going on a trip to.party Selp!" He explained, lying in the process.
" WHOO WHO! PAR-TAY! Oh, Squall I can't wait for this trip!" Selp started to do a little dance around the room.
Suddenly, Quistis came in through the door. " Hey, Leon what are you doing with all my belongings?" She asked.
"We're going to PAR-TAY Quistis! Can you believe it? We are going on a trip!" Selphie explained.
"A PARTY? Why the hell are we going on a trip? Leon, what are you thinking about? You don't even like parties.or trips?" She said a little confused.
"Consider it a last seeD mission that we never finished up." Leon walked out of their room with the suitcases and laid them down in the hallway. He then knocked on Zell's door, and did the same thing that he had did with Selphie and Quistis's stuff. But this time instead of manly things to find in Irvine's drawers, he found things he would find in girls' drawers. Leon gave a disgusted face and almost threw up when he saw what was inside. (Use your imagination for this type of thing)
"Hey, what's wrong with you Leon?" Zell asked as he looked into Irvine's drawer. He too, ran into the bathroom and gagged.
Soon everybody came in and used the bathroom. They now knew what Irvine really was.a GIRL! When Irvine stepped in he just went to his drawer and took out some of his lipstick and put it on, tucking it away when he was finished with it.
"Irvine.you are disgusting, you know?" Zell said.
When Leon finally got everybody's suitcase out of their rooms, he started to head out of the hotel.
"Hey, Leon! Where are we going anyways?" Quistis asked before Leon went outside the door.
"We are going to a very familiar place.and." He said.
"And. what?" Selphie asked.
"And. it's Squall. Squall Leonhart. Not Leon, nor scar face. You got it?"
He then walked out of the hotel and threw everyone's suitcases into the back seat of a nice gummie ship. Squall's gummie ship was all black with red colored wings. It even had griever's head painted on it.
"Huh? First it was Squall, then Leon, then Squall again.I don't even know where the hell scar face came from. I will never get you Squall." Zell said as they all hopped in the ship for the beginning of a LONG journey.
Well that's it for my second chapter. Was it funnier than last time? Hope so.well the next one will be on soon. Leave good reviews!
Disclaim: Again, I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy.
Chapter 2: Getting ready for the long journey.
"Whoops.it wasn't me." Zell shouted out, but he really was the one that hit Leon with the door.
"Zell, look what you did to pore Squall! Now he probably has head drama and cant walk!" Selphie screamed.
"You mean this is Squall!" Zell hit himself in the head realizing this just then. "Somebody better get some water." Irvine went to go get the water and came back with a small paper cup of water. He threw the cup over to Leon, spilling all the water on him. Leon didn't wake up.
"Maybe, he is napping. Irvine we need a bucket of water to wake him up! Not a little paper cup full!" Quistis yelled to Irvine. Irvine then ran to get a bucket of water.
"Hey, cool. Look at this. Zell picked up Squall's gun blade, bending his back down a little because it was heavy. "Wow, this is sooo cool! I can't even believe I am holding this!"
"Zell, put that back before Squall wakes up and pulverizes you!" Selphie yelled over to Zell, but she didn't succeed in stopping him.
"He's not just suddenly going to come back alive and." Zell was interrupted when he suddenly felt a strong force shoved into him. He then went flying into the wall in front of him, leaving a gigantic hole in the gift shop. Everyone turned around to see Leon standing in front of them, as good as new.
"Hey, what was that for Squall? You didn't have to hit him that hard! Selphie screamed in Leon's ear.
"It's Leon, my name, is Leon." He retorted back.
"What?" They all said, confused.
"What do you mean, LEON? Your name is SQ-UA-LL! Oh-no! That concussion has gotten to his head; Irvine quick hit him with the water." Selphie shouted, a little confused at how Squall said his name was Leon. Then Irvine came out with a pale of water and threw it at Leon, this time holding onto the bucket.
"There you go Squall, are you all better now?" Irvine asked.
" No! I am not all better now, I am soaked and it's not Squall its." Leon trailed off seeing that Zell got back up and ran to him. Zell wiped his hand off on his jacket and blew on it before holding it out for him to shake.
"Put it there man.oh come on it won't bite." Zell really wanted Squall to shake his hand but he failed again. " Geez, your still the same as always, even though its been.(he tries to count on his fingers). its been at least six or seven years!
"Selp, I do not have a concussion, my name is Leon. L-E-O-N. You got it?" He corrected Selphie a little harshly.
Leon looked around the gift shop seeing that the person he was really looking for wasn't there. He then walked out of the gift shop and headed for the hotel, leaving the big mess in the gift shop for Selp, Zell, Quistis, and Irvine to clean up. When he got to the hotel Yuffie was waiting in the green room.
"Hey, Squall. Who was that girl looking for you? Hu Hu, was she an old friend like she thought YOU were?" She asked as politely as she could. But, she was still very annoying to Leon.
"It's Leon, and it's none of your business, so go bug somebody else Yuffie." He then plopped down on the bed, ignoring Yuffie. Yuffie being the person she is, still kept at it.
"Come on Squall, don't be like that now! Who were those people? Come on, tell me, tell me! Or else I will never leave you alone!"
" Alright already. I will tell you!" He yelled, making sure Yuffie even herd him. He was thinking he better tell her sooner or later before he busted open like a volcano in frustration.
"Yes!" She yelled back in happiness.
" They are my old friends back at my old world, their names are Quistis, Selphie, Zell, and Irvine. Are you satisfied now? Can I leave?" He asked Yuffie.
"Of course you can leave, but.didn't you ever miss them when you were here in Traverse Town?" She asked Leon, a little curious.
" No, I never missed THEM, but I did miss someone. But she doesn't seem to be with them." He said with a little sadness in his voice that Yuffie could pick up.
"Who was the woman you missed?" She asked. Leon then got up, not wanting to answer that question, and opened the door to go out. But when he did Selphie was about to knock on his door.
" Oh, hello Squall. Say, I was wondering if you could tour me around this place? I never been in a place like this and." Leon interrupted her.
"Ok Selp. Go get your jacket it's cold outside." Leon grabbed his own black jacket and headed out the door, not waiting for Selphie to get her jacket.
"Hey, Squall! Wait for me!" She grabbed her jacket from her hotel room and ran to catch up with Squall.
Then they were both walking down the streets. Sometimes Leon would say things about the town, like the things about the Cid Café and things about the other shops. They didn't dare go near the gift shop again because when Leon left, the rest of them were left to clean up the mess that Leon left for the manager to clean up. Boy was that manager pissed.
"Hey, Selp. Where are the others?" Leon asked, after he sat down to wait for Selphie to finish her ice cream that she'd ordered.
"They're staying at the hotel that (lick of her ice cream) you are staying at. Quistis and I are sharing a room and so is (lick) Zell and Irvine (lick)." She explained while licking her ice cream.
Leon then got up and walked around the town, until he'd bumped into someone.
"Hey! Move out of the way scar face. There was no reason for you to bump into Aerith or me. Watch where you are going next time!" Cloud shouted, making sure he was under stood by Leon.
"Oh, sorry your majesty didn't mean for you to bump into me!" Leon said back.
The two boys were starring at each other with furious eyes. They were so caught up in each others unkindly ness that they didn't notice how furious Selphie had gotten.
"HEY!! You guys made me spill my ICE CREAM!!" Selphie yelled. Her yelling made everybody frozen. She was so mad that she had spilled her ice cream, she'd kicked Cloud in the leg and she stalked back to the hotel.
(Wow you go Selp; I didn't know someone could do that to Cloud) Leon thought. He then left making sure that he got that look on Cloud's face etched in his memory.
(W-who was that girl.? Man, she kicked me hard, ouch.) Cloud thought as he watched them walk away.
When Leon finally got back to the hotel he went over to Selphie's room door and knocked. (Knock knock) "Oh, hello Squall, would you like to come in?" Selp asked. He walked in, looked around, and headed for their closet. He took out all of their suitcases, opened their dowers, and started putting all their cloths and belongings inside the suitcases.
"Hey, what are you doing with all our stuff? Hey, Squall! Are you even listening to me?" She asked.
Leon just looked at her and said, "Its Leon. And I am putting all your stuff in these suitcases to pack away."
"Pack.away? Why are you packing away our stuff?" Selp asked.
" I am doing this because.we are going on a trip."He said.
"A TRIP! Why are we going on a trip for?" She questioned.
" We are going on a trip.(I can't tell her the real reason.hmm.) we are going on a trip to.party Selp!" He explained, lying in the process.
" WHOO WHO! PAR-TAY! Oh, Squall I can't wait for this trip!" Selp started to do a little dance around the room.
Suddenly, Quistis came in through the door. " Hey, Leon what are you doing with all my belongings?" She asked.
"We're going to PAR-TAY Quistis! Can you believe it? We are going on a trip!" Selphie explained.
"A PARTY? Why the hell are we going on a trip? Leon, what are you thinking about? You don't even like parties.or trips?" She said a little confused.
"Consider it a last seeD mission that we never finished up." Leon walked out of their room with the suitcases and laid them down in the hallway. He then knocked on Zell's door, and did the same thing that he had did with Selphie and Quistis's stuff. But this time instead of manly things to find in Irvine's drawers, he found things he would find in girls' drawers. Leon gave a disgusted face and almost threw up when he saw what was inside. (Use your imagination for this type of thing)
"Hey, what's wrong with you Leon?" Zell asked as he looked into Irvine's drawer. He too, ran into the bathroom and gagged.
Soon everybody came in and used the bathroom. They now knew what Irvine really was.a GIRL! When Irvine stepped in he just went to his drawer and took out some of his lipstick and put it on, tucking it away when he was finished with it.
"Irvine.you are disgusting, you know?" Zell said.
When Leon finally got everybody's suitcase out of their rooms, he started to head out of the hotel.
"Hey, Leon! Where are we going anyways?" Quistis asked before Leon went outside the door.
"We are going to a very familiar place.and." He said.
"And. what?" Selphie asked.
"And. it's Squall. Squall Leonhart. Not Leon, nor scar face. You got it?"
He then walked out of the hotel and threw everyone's suitcases into the back seat of a nice gummie ship. Squall's gummie ship was all black with red colored wings. It even had griever's head painted on it.
"Huh? First it was Squall, then Leon, then Squall again.I don't even know where the hell scar face came from. I will never get you Squall." Zell said as they all hopped in the ship for the beginning of a LONG journey.
Well that's it for my second chapter. Was it funnier than last time? Hope so.well the next one will be on soon. Leave good reviews!
