Author: Tavern Wench
Warning: Vegeta swears some at the end if you don't like that don't read it this will end up being slashy but it isn't yet.
Disclaimer: I own none of these people except for the random ones whose names you don't remember as being in the show, even than I still might not own them.
Authors Notes: This takes place after the humans have died so there is no adultery involved in this don't worry. If you review (which you should under penalty of death) please tell me if it's okay for me to start referring to Vegeta as a she. Spoken words will be like this "yippy" thoughts will be like this :skippy: comprende? good now on with the fic.
Vegeta set out the next morning with a firm directive his mind " Let no one know I am a girl ". This would require one of two things a. he would kill every living thing that saw him. This would have been his usual way out but how would he ever turn back into a man then? Vegeta decided to take the second option, hide my tracks so well no one will be able to find me as me for three months, already he began formulating his plan as he flagged down an air taxi, step one: the bank. He thought out the rest of the plan on the long ride from the woods to the middle of Satan City and even had enough time to begin planning the demise of whoever had made such a stupid wish and the stupid bitch who had come up witth this for a plan. He got kicked out of the txi half way there because he was frightening the driver with his evil laughter. He flipped the driver off than walked the rest of the way through the bank ignoring the attention he was getting in his new form.
When he got to the bank he removed over half of his money much to the shock and dismay of the bank officials. He than went to a second bank and deposited it under his new name. He chose Momo, it wasn't a vegetable but it was close enough and who knew maybe Kakarotto had some sort of repetitive name fetish, after all he couldn't really see what else whould've made Kakarotto marry Chichi. After he had transferred his money he went to buy some more appropriate clothing (he was still wearing his blue spandex training suit and he haad finally noticed the attention it was garnering) and some extremely strong perfume so none of the saiyens could pick up his natural scent. The shopping mall was hell but he was relieved that it gave him an oppertunity to perfect his ditz act, After all if he acted too much like himself somebody might guess his secret. Sevan hours later he emerged from the shopping mall wearing a pair of bluejean hip huggers and a black belly shirt with a silver sun symbol on it, he smelled heavily of peaches even to an earthlings weak senses. He walked away from the mall rather slowly due to the sheer number of shopping bags weighing him down. Fellow pedestrians might have wondered at the girl softly muttering to herself " Money check, clothes check,hair fine, next step buy a house."
Vegeta stepped out of the real estate office with a smug smile on his face. :One of the truths in this world is the fact that money can buy anything even if it's not for sale. : You see he had just bought a middle sized property right on the outskirts of Goku's enormous tract of forest land even though it wasn't for it was technically a national forest and not up for sale. Now all he needed to do to get closer to Kakarotto was get a house and move in to his conveniently close new land. Which of course was the whole point. Vegeta got a capsule house from the corner store picked up the bags full of his new clothes and perfume and flew off to his new land grim faced and determined to succeed at this repulsive mission which had been forced upon him. As he did so he silently vowed to implement the plans he had made in the taxi as soon as he found out who to kill.
As he touched down on his land he tossed the capsule. Out sprung a smallish house with a bedroom, kitchen, bathroom and a training room which he would soon install a gravity room in. Not wanting to waste much time and figuring that the best way to attract Kakarroto's attention would be by raising his Ki to an almost threatening level he soon had the gravity room up and running and was just now about to train.(A/N since Vegeta comes from such a technologically advanced society I'm just assuming that he would know how to fix/install a gravity room especially since Bulma is dead.) He began powering up before entering the training area and was almost instantly aware of a very familiar Ki zooming towards him. He quickly ran to answer the door but stopped for a short glance in the mirror : skin tight shorts and shirt check, nice hair check, sexy body in any form hell yeah! : finishing that thought with a cute pose before the mirror he smirked (A/N in a very sexy way) and went to greet his visitor.
A very puzzled looking Goku was staring at the house when "Momo" finally came out. " Oh hi! " he said suddenly jerking back into the real world " Um... I'm your neighbor, I guess seeing as you live here and it's next to my house" a small blush had crept it's way onto his cheeks as he took in the view Vegeta was purposefully presenting. After all what kind of normal at least partly heterosexual man would not blush when seeing an incredibly well-formed, slightly built " Hello Nurse!"* kind of body clad in skin tight spandex ?
" Oh hello"giggle :Damn can I sound any more like a simpering female? Yeah I'm good.: " My name is Momo I just moved in. What's your name?"
"Ummm Goku?"
" Oh well hi Goku gosh! You sure look muscular!"giggle
" I'm a marshal artist." At this Goku seemed to regain his composure and confidence. Than all at once the sound of a phone ringing came from inside the house.
"Oh I better go get that I'll see you later right?"giggle
" Uh... sure, I guess"
" Byeee" With that Vegeta turned and walked into the house when all of a sudden he realized something " Wait a minute, I don't own a phone!
" No shit Sherlock, not to mention the fact that nobody would know your number if they did ,unless the telemarketers really are aliens."
As Vegeta whipped his head up to see the hovering girl he exclaimed " Eros! What are you doing here?"
" I'm here because Goku is supposed to fall in love with the female you not your disturbingly accurate impersonation of Bulma with dark hair you moron! You have to act like yourself." with that she disappeared in another blast of cinnamon smoke. : I'm beginning to hate cinnamon even more than I did before: Vegeta thought as he slumped into a chair with a scowl on his face. All of a sudden what Eros had told him finally sunk in and he jumped up.
" What the fuck!? I can't act I'm supposed to act like myself? Shit now what do I do?" He sank to the floor an expression of panicky disbelief on his face. The expression quickly worked up to rage as he began again to shout out expletives finally winding u to a crescendo. " FUCK YOU EROS YA KAMI DAMNED BITCH!!! " HE slumped to the floor again, emotionally drained " damn it" he softly whispered, pillowing is head on his knees 'damn it" he ran his fingers through his hair " what do I do now?"
End Notes: Please review : makes sad puppy eyes: please? the * is an animaniacs referance. I hope you like it. I'm sorry I haven't written a new chapter yet but I am really, really busy right now ( It's almost graduation I've got math finals soon and play practice 4 times a week)
Warning: Vegeta swears some at the end if you don't like that don't read it this will end up being slashy but it isn't yet.
Disclaimer: I own none of these people except for the random ones whose names you don't remember as being in the show, even than I still might not own them.
Authors Notes: This takes place after the humans have died so there is no adultery involved in this don't worry. If you review (which you should under penalty of death) please tell me if it's okay for me to start referring to Vegeta as a she. Spoken words will be like this "yippy" thoughts will be like this :skippy: comprende? good now on with the fic.
Vegeta set out the next morning with a firm directive his mind " Let no one know I am a girl ". This would require one of two things a. he would kill every living thing that saw him. This would have been his usual way out but how would he ever turn back into a man then? Vegeta decided to take the second option, hide my tracks so well no one will be able to find me as me for three months, already he began formulating his plan as he flagged down an air taxi, step one: the bank. He thought out the rest of the plan on the long ride from the woods to the middle of Satan City and even had enough time to begin planning the demise of whoever had made such a stupid wish and the stupid bitch who had come up witth this for a plan. He got kicked out of the txi half way there because he was frightening the driver with his evil laughter. He flipped the driver off than walked the rest of the way through the bank ignoring the attention he was getting in his new form.
When he got to the bank he removed over half of his money much to the shock and dismay of the bank officials. He than went to a second bank and deposited it under his new name. He chose Momo, it wasn't a vegetable but it was close enough and who knew maybe Kakarotto had some sort of repetitive name fetish, after all he couldn't really see what else whould've made Kakarotto marry Chichi. After he had transferred his money he went to buy some more appropriate clothing (he was still wearing his blue spandex training suit and he haad finally noticed the attention it was garnering) and some extremely strong perfume so none of the saiyens could pick up his natural scent. The shopping mall was hell but he was relieved that it gave him an oppertunity to perfect his ditz act, After all if he acted too much like himself somebody might guess his secret. Sevan hours later he emerged from the shopping mall wearing a pair of bluejean hip huggers and a black belly shirt with a silver sun symbol on it, he smelled heavily of peaches even to an earthlings weak senses. He walked away from the mall rather slowly due to the sheer number of shopping bags weighing him down. Fellow pedestrians might have wondered at the girl softly muttering to herself " Money check, clothes check,hair fine, next step buy a house."
Vegeta stepped out of the real estate office with a smug smile on his face. :One of the truths in this world is the fact that money can buy anything even if it's not for sale. : You see he had just bought a middle sized property right on the outskirts of Goku's enormous tract of forest land even though it wasn't for it was technically a national forest and not up for sale. Now all he needed to do to get closer to Kakarotto was get a house and move in to his conveniently close new land. Which of course was the whole point. Vegeta got a capsule house from the corner store picked up the bags full of his new clothes and perfume and flew off to his new land grim faced and determined to succeed at this repulsive mission which had been forced upon him. As he did so he silently vowed to implement the plans he had made in the taxi as soon as he found out who to kill.
As he touched down on his land he tossed the capsule. Out sprung a smallish house with a bedroom, kitchen, bathroom and a training room which he would soon install a gravity room in. Not wanting to waste much time and figuring that the best way to attract Kakarroto's attention would be by raising his Ki to an almost threatening level he soon had the gravity room up and running and was just now about to train.(A/N since Vegeta comes from such a technologically advanced society I'm just assuming that he would know how to fix/install a gravity room especially since Bulma is dead.) He began powering up before entering the training area and was almost instantly aware of a very familiar Ki zooming towards him. He quickly ran to answer the door but stopped for a short glance in the mirror : skin tight shorts and shirt check, nice hair check, sexy body in any form hell yeah! : finishing that thought with a cute pose before the mirror he smirked (A/N in a very sexy way) and went to greet his visitor.
A very puzzled looking Goku was staring at the house when "Momo" finally came out. " Oh hi! " he said suddenly jerking back into the real world " Um... I'm your neighbor, I guess seeing as you live here and it's next to my house" a small blush had crept it's way onto his cheeks as he took in the view Vegeta was purposefully presenting. After all what kind of normal at least partly heterosexual man would not blush when seeing an incredibly well-formed, slightly built " Hello Nurse!"* kind of body clad in skin tight spandex ?
" Oh hello"giggle :Damn can I sound any more like a simpering female? Yeah I'm good.: " My name is Momo I just moved in. What's your name?"
"Ummm Goku?"
" Oh well hi Goku gosh! You sure look muscular!"giggle
" I'm a marshal artist." At this Goku seemed to regain his composure and confidence. Than all at once the sound of a phone ringing came from inside the house.
"Oh I better go get that I'll see you later right?"giggle
" Uh... sure, I guess"
" Byeee" With that Vegeta turned and walked into the house when all of a sudden he realized something " Wait a minute, I don't own a phone!
" No shit Sherlock, not to mention the fact that nobody would know your number if they did ,unless the telemarketers really are aliens."
As Vegeta whipped his head up to see the hovering girl he exclaimed " Eros! What are you doing here?"
" I'm here because Goku is supposed to fall in love with the female you not your disturbingly accurate impersonation of Bulma with dark hair you moron! You have to act like yourself." with that she disappeared in another blast of cinnamon smoke. : I'm beginning to hate cinnamon even more than I did before: Vegeta thought as he slumped into a chair with a scowl on his face. All of a sudden what Eros had told him finally sunk in and he jumped up.
" What the fuck!? I can't act I'm supposed to act like myself? Shit now what do I do?" He sank to the floor an expression of panicky disbelief on his face. The expression quickly worked up to rage as he began again to shout out expletives finally winding u to a crescendo. " FUCK YOU EROS YA KAMI DAMNED BITCH!!! " HE slumped to the floor again, emotionally drained " damn it" he softly whispered, pillowing is head on his knees 'damn it" he ran his fingers through his hair " what do I do now?"
End Notes: Please review : makes sad puppy eyes: please? the * is an animaniacs referance. I hope you like it. I'm sorry I haven't written a new chapter yet but I am really, really busy right now ( It's almost graduation I've got math finals soon and play practice 4 times a week)
