Title: A Wish For Happiness

Author: Tavern Wench

Warnings: This is about bisexual men who are in love with each
other. Don't say I didn't warn you. The main pairing is Vegeta/Goku
but there will also be Trunks/ Goten and Bra/Gohan pairings.

Disclaimer: If I owned them then the only scraps of clothing left in
battles would NOT cover the crotch areas.

Author Notes: I would like to thank all my reviewers but especially
Yaoi Ashes who gave me the Bra/Gohan idea. Sorry It's been so long
I don't really have an excuse. If this is weird it's because I listened to
the Sweeney Todd soundtrack while writing this. Oh yeah and Gohan
is pretty OOC but remember this is set in the way future.

Goku was flying home and pondering his bizarre idea. :Could
this mean that Momo is... Vegeta's illegitimate daughter?!? No that's
impossible. Maybe I should go talk to her.:
Vegeta was sitting at home drinking a cup of coffee. He was in
a bad mood. :All that crying yesterday that was ridiculous! and it was
all caused by this period thing women had. God this is embarrassing.:
He decided to keep all of his used tampons in a bag and throw them
at Eros the next time he saw her it would be a fitting punishment.
That decided she drank the last of her coffee then destroyed the cup
with a ki blast as she walked out of the room to go train. She had
almost reached the gravity room when the doorbell rang. :That had
better not be Kakkorott.: he thought :I am not in the mood to seduce
him.: He stalked to the door and yanked the door open. It was Gohan.
An elegantly sculpted eyebrow rose over one eye. : Gohan?
What's he doing here?: She opened her mouth to speak but Gohan
beat her to it. Calmly stating " Hello Vegeta. May I come in?"
He found himself pressed up against the outside of the house
one small feminine arm to his neck and a knee hovering right by his
crotch poised and ready to go. " How the fuck did you know who I
was." Vegeta hissed menacingly. " because I promised to kill anyone
who knew and I have to make sure it doesn't happen again."
" You can't kill me Vegeta Bra would be devastated." Gohan
attempted a nonchalant reckless smirk that was only slightly marred
by the fact he was turning blue.
" Bastard." then her knee went up and connected with solid
flesh. As Gohan went down she grabbed him by the collar and
dragged him inside.
She violently threw him into a chair then sat down on the sofa.
"Now halfling talk or are you willing to see just how far you can push
me before I snap."
"Eros told me." Gohan admitted sheepishly.
"What?!?" Vegeta exclaimed as she snapped to alertness. "What
do you have to do with this whole mess?"
Gohan started fidgeting a little as he felt the intensity of
Vegeta's PMS powered GlareOfVengefulWrath© "Well actually I'm
the one who made the wish in the first placeÉ" He immediately
started waving his arms in front of his face to convey that it had not
been his choice that this happened. " I didn't know this would
happen though, I just wished for my dad to be happy." he ended
dejectedly,slumped slightly in his chair and suddenly seemed to find
is feet of great interest.
" And WHY did you find such a wish to be necessary?" Vegeta
demanded.
" He used to be so cheerful and if you ever catch him when no
one's around you can see that the light has left his eyes."
" He doesn't want to depress the rest of us I guess and,YOU, the
only person left he actually respects didn't seem very sad about
losing your wife. I think he thought you would find him weak."
" I mourned for my wife but it was the mourning of someone
for there friend not life mate. I would not have found him weakÉbut
how could I not have noticed his grief? I did not think he was that
good of an actor."
" He is trust me, and it was making me feel horrible so I wished
for him to be happy. The dragon said it couldn't be done though not
without something to cause it so he called Eros in to help him. She
apparently thought he needed to fall in love with someone else."
" Why me then why not just create someone?"
Gohan was staring at his feet again. "She said he was already in
love with you." He whispered.
Vegeta sprang up "WHAT!?" She roared. Then she slowly began
stalking across the sitting room towards the char Gohan was sitting
in. She lowered her voice to a dangerous tone and fairly purred. " So
why,pray tell, was it necessary, to turn me into a WOMAN!"
Gohan shrunk into his chair. " Dad didn't know really he just
admired you and had the odd thought about how sexy you were.Eros
thought making you a woman would let him more easily accept the
feelings."
Vegeta sat back down a look of shocked defeat on her face then
he rubbed her forehead against the palm of her hand and grinned a
dejected little grin.:Maybe she studied Goku but it's really too bad
that she didn't study me too. We may both fall in love but there's no
way I can confess it to him and let him find out about this whole
embarrassing time.: " So brat what did you come here for."
" To tell you to make the first move."
Vegeta looked up puzzled "What?"
"Dad's never had a relationship Mom sort of tricked him into
marriage and then they eventually fell in love. He doesn't know how
the whole thing works."
" So it's all up to me is it kid? :sigh: Go on then." She said as she
stood up. " I've got a lot to think about go home to my daughter but
whatever you do DO NOT tell ANYONE about this understood?"
" Yes sir, good night."
Vegeta stood and watched him as he flew away. Before he got out of sight he pulled out a mass of bloodsoaked cotton and hurled them at the departing boy. " A gift from me to your friend." She called out after him. Then she turned around and headed back inside. :Damn that felt good.: She had learned a lot tonight and needed to think on it.
Gohan stopped as he saw the silhouette of a winged figure step
out of the tree's. He walked over to it and kissed Eros' neck before
pulling her into a hug.
"Did I do well Bra?"
"Wonderfully dear" she said smilingly. " We just need to keep
him surprised so he doesn't stop to think that the dragon wasn't
called recently."
" Do you think this will work babe?"
"I hope so." She said watching her father's shadow moving
about in the capsule house. "They're both so terribly unhappy, they
really deserve this."
"They really do baby they really do."
" Wait why do you smell so funny?"
" Your dad was pissed that he had to experiance the wonder of periods. He threw his tampons at me."
" Well lets go get you cleaned up then."
The couple shared a quick kiss before flying off into the night.
Meanwhile the two pawns in there game pondered there next moves
in blissful unawareness of there impotency to change their happy
fates.

A/N All I did was add the tampon bit and it's going to a month before I'm home again (September 27th) I might get up another update but only if my roommate is extra super cool. Till then I'm sorry I didn't get up another chapter.