These are parodies Resident Evil styyle. I gotta give the credit to the
original singers : City High, Christina Aguilera, Offspring, and 'NSync.
I'll admit they're kinda corny, but these are good to read if you're
bored.
What would you do?
City Horror
Sung By Chris Redfield and Rebecca Chambers
Boys and girls want to hear a true story?
one July night was at this real wild mission
They had the blood overflowing the steps
About five,six teammates tryin to escape with luck
And I took one girl in this room with me
Her name was Rebecca she's part of S.T.A.R.S like me
And said why you up in this room hiding from the rest
I guess a whole lot has changed since I seen you last
She said...
1 - What would you do if a zombie was alone
Crying all alone on mansion floor
Cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to
Kill Kenneth and get a little bloody
And Weskers gone
Somewhere killin S.T.A.R.S now
In and outta the guardhouse
I ain't got a gun now
So for you this is just a save point
But for me this is my whole night,mmmm
Girl you ain't the only one in this horror
That's no excuse to actin all crazy
Then she looked me right square in the eye
And said, I watched everyone of my teammates die
She said, Chris i know about pain cause
Me and the Bravos ran away so the doggies couldn't eat us
Before I got to this save room
I done been through more shit you can't even relate to
Repeat 1
Oh then she said
(What would you do?)
Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse
(What would you do?)
Cause I wouldn't want the Alphas to go through what I went through
(What would you do?)
Get up on my feet and stop making up tired excuses
(What would you do?)
Girl I know if my sister could do it baby you can do it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Repeat 1 (3x)
Prisioner Of Umbrella
sung by Jill Valentine
I feel like I've been locked up tight
In a horror movie full of frights
Waiting for Redfield to release me
Zombies lickin their lips
And trudging down my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna die today
Baby. Baby. baby (Baby ,baby, baby)
Bridge:
Ooh (The timers saying lets go)
Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)
Chorus:
Are you gonna rescue me?
Baby there's just one way
Im a prisioner of Umbrella
You gotta find me right away
If your going to save me
You must get on your way
Gotta get the three mo disks
If you dont get here i'm doomed
I'm a prisioner of Umbrealla baby
You Gotta find me right away honey
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella
Come, come, come on and get me out
My hope is fading
The time's down low
Just one more disc
And then you're good to go
Waiting for someone
Who'll save me
Chris is racing at the speed of light
Gotta find me by the end of the night
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Bridge:
Ooh (The timer's saying lets go)
Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)
Chorus:
Are you gonna rescure me
Baby there's just one way
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella(Im a prisioner of Umbrella)
You gotta fine me right away
Are you're going to save me (Ooh)
I am waiting her for you
(Waiting for you..Woah)
Just come and set me free
And I'll be with you
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella Baby
You Gotta save me right away honey
Im a prisioner of Umbrella
Come, come, come on and get me out
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella baby
You Gotta save me right away honey
(Are you going to sve me)
I'm a Prisioner of Umbrealla
Come, come, come on and get me out
Bridge:
Ooh (the timers sayin lates go)
Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)
Chorus:
Are you gonna rescue me?
Baby there's just one way
Im a prisioner of Umbrella
You gotta find me right away
If your going to save me
You must get on your way
Gotta get the three mo disks
If you dont get here i'm doomed
I'm a Prisioner of Umbrella baby
Come, come, come, on and get me out
Pretty Fly for a Dead guy,
The Story of the late Kenneth Sulivan,
Lets have fun, and grab a weapon
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy
When Kenneth was alive, he was the chemist in Bravo
Our mansions had a fair share, of zombies in the past in the past
But once the Alphas came in none of 'em would last
But our new guy's from Bravo the lesser team of STARS
Just bitten by a zombie,u can still see his scars
He'll try to eat you, if you see this dude
Eats his teammates every day, even the live ones too,
Moaning in the hall
Can Wesker hear him at all?
Just say, "I dont care" and I'll kick in the rear
He'll bring you nightmares and maybe a stench u cannot bear
Just grab your bazooka and
Hey! Hey! Do that killing thing!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy
He wants to kill certain STARS , not just any will suffice
He cant get Jill and Chris cause ,they'll put up a fight
He never gets u in danger and unless ur Chrisredfield
But if youre just carrying a knife he' may take ur life
People used die in Hard,now they say "Kill this Retard"
He was a chemist, until his life was lost
Yeah, hes a mere shadow of his former self
What's not to like? What not to like?
On killing him yourself, u get some extra clips
And he never eats Rebecca on white bread with mayonaise
Equip your bazooka and
Hey! Hey! Do that zombie thing!
When he first arrived with Bravo, now that you shouldn't miss
He saw his first zombie, which u know really made him piss
They say he's got a lot of stamina he's really quite hhhhhip
You can tell hes coming, cuz he smells like a dead fish
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy
When Kenneth was alive, he was the Chemist in Bravo
He's rotting ' well, you can tell
The living dreadhim, cuz they think he smells
Show up at his home, You'll hear him moan
Try to eat you like cake - You look like cake
You can fire some shots, send him lots
He'll add some more to the wall covered with blood spots
So grab your bazooka
Before u pah- uh -ka
Let's equip our bazookas and -
Hey! Hey! Do that zombie thing!
Cop,
The story of Leon Kennedy
Sick and tired of hearing all these scientists talk about
What's the deal with this cop guy and when is he gonna die out
The thing you got to realize,Raccoon was not the end
He got the gift of surviving, gonna bring it 'til the end.
It doesn't matter
'bout the jeep I drive or what I carry as defense
All that matters
Is that you recognize that its just about respect
It doesn't matter
About the gun I carry and how i aim and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped cuz I'll do it to you every time
(Come on now)
Do you ever wonder why, this cop just wont die?
He takes evil for a ride, feel it when ur playing in dual shock
(Your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you cant stop
(you can't stop)
And the Vpks all u got, come on now
This must be,Cop
Sexy Cop that Umbrella can't stop
I know you like this Sexy Cop
This must be, Cop
Now, why you wanna try to classify the things he gotta do
He's just tryin to survive, and he says the same for you
Tired of feelin all around me dity zombies
Just worry about guns cause I'ma get mine, people can't you see
It doesn't matter
'bout the jeep I drive or what i carry as defense
All that matters,
Is that you recognize that its just about respect (oh)
It doesn't matter,
About the gun i carrry or how i aim and why
All that matters,
Is that you get hyped cuz I'll give it to you every time
(Come on)
Do you ever wonder why
This Cop just wont die
(Leon just wont die)
He takes evil for a ride,feel it when your playing in dual shock
(Your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you can't stop
(You can't stop),
And theVpks all you got, baby come on
This must be, Cop
Man I'm tired of Killing
Sexy, Sexy Sexy Cop
Sexy Cop pop
Do you ever wonder
Do you ever wonder why
(Every wonder why)
This Cop just wont die
(Leon just wont die)
He takes evil for a ride, feel it when your playing in dual shock
(When your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you can't stop
(Baby don't stop)
And the Vpks all you got, come on now
This must be...
Do you ever wonder why
(Do you ever wonder)
This Cop Just wont die
(Whey he just wont die)
He takes evil for a ride, feel it when your playing in dual shock
(Your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you cant stop, Vpks all you got
This must be, Cop
What would you do?
City Horror
Sung By Chris Redfield and Rebecca Chambers
Boys and girls want to hear a true story?
one July night was at this real wild mission
They had the blood overflowing the steps
About five,six teammates tryin to escape with luck
And I took one girl in this room with me
Her name was Rebecca she's part of S.T.A.R.S like me
And said why you up in this room hiding from the rest
I guess a whole lot has changed since I seen you last
She said...
1 - What would you do if a zombie was alone
Crying all alone on mansion floor
Cause he's hungry
And the only way to feed him is to
Kill Kenneth and get a little bloody
And Weskers gone
Somewhere killin S.T.A.R.S now
In and outta the guardhouse
I ain't got a gun now
So for you this is just a save point
But for me this is my whole night,mmmm
Girl you ain't the only one in this horror
That's no excuse to actin all crazy
Then she looked me right square in the eye
And said, I watched everyone of my teammates die
She said, Chris i know about pain cause
Me and the Bravos ran away so the doggies couldn't eat us
Before I got to this save room
I done been through more shit you can't even relate to
Repeat 1
Oh then she said
(What would you do?)
Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse
(What would you do?)
Cause I wouldn't want the Alphas to go through what I went through
(What would you do?)
Get up on my feet and stop making up tired excuses
(What would you do?)
Girl I know if my sister could do it baby you can do it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Repeat 1 (3x)
Prisioner Of Umbrella
sung by Jill Valentine
I feel like I've been locked up tight
In a horror movie full of frights
Waiting for Redfield to release me
Zombies lickin their lips
And trudging down my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna die today
Baby. Baby. baby (Baby ,baby, baby)
Bridge:
Ooh (The timers saying lets go)
Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)
Chorus:
Are you gonna rescue me?
Baby there's just one way
Im a prisioner of Umbrella
You gotta find me right away
If your going to save me
You must get on your way
Gotta get the three mo disks
If you dont get here i'm doomed
I'm a prisioner of Umbrealla baby
You Gotta find me right away honey
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella
Come, come, come on and get me out
My hope is fading
The time's down low
Just one more disc
And then you're good to go
Waiting for someone
Who'll save me
Chris is racing at the speed of light
Gotta find me by the end of the night
Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)
Bridge:
Ooh (The timer's saying lets go)
Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)
Chorus:
Are you gonna rescure me
Baby there's just one way
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella(Im a prisioner of Umbrella)
You gotta fine me right away
Are you're going to save me (Ooh)
I am waiting her for you
(Waiting for you..Woah)
Just come and set me free
And I'll be with you
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella Baby
You Gotta save me right away honey
Im a prisioner of Umbrella
Come, come, come on and get me out
I'm a prisioner of Umbrella baby
You Gotta save me right away honey
(Are you going to sve me)
I'm a Prisioner of Umbrealla
Come, come, come on and get me out
Bridge:
Ooh (the timers sayin lates go)
Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)
Chorus:
Are you gonna rescue me?
Baby there's just one way
Im a prisioner of Umbrella
You gotta find me right away
If your going to save me
You must get on your way
Gotta get the three mo disks
If you dont get here i'm doomed
I'm a Prisioner of Umbrella baby
Come, come, come, on and get me out
Pretty Fly for a Dead guy,
The Story of the late Kenneth Sulivan,
Lets have fun, and grab a weapon
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy
When Kenneth was alive, he was the chemist in Bravo
Our mansions had a fair share, of zombies in the past in the past
But once the Alphas came in none of 'em would last
But our new guy's from Bravo the lesser team of STARS
Just bitten by a zombie,u can still see his scars
He'll try to eat you, if you see this dude
Eats his teammates every day, even the live ones too,
Moaning in the hall
Can Wesker hear him at all?
Just say, "I dont care" and I'll kick in the rear
He'll bring you nightmares and maybe a stench u cannot bear
Just grab your bazooka and
Hey! Hey! Do that killing thing!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy
He wants to kill certain STARS , not just any will suffice
He cant get Jill and Chris cause ,they'll put up a fight
He never gets u in danger and unless ur Chrisredfield
But if youre just carrying a knife he' may take ur life
People used die in Hard,now they say "Kill this Retard"
He was a chemist, until his life was lost
Yeah, hes a mere shadow of his former self
What's not to like? What not to like?
On killing him yourself, u get some extra clips
And he never eats Rebecca on white bread with mayonaise
Equip your bazooka and
Hey! Hey! Do that zombie thing!
When he first arrived with Bravo, now that you shouldn't miss
He saw his first zombie, which u know really made him piss
They say he's got a lot of stamina he's really quite hhhhhip
You can tell hes coming, cuz he smells like a dead fish
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!
And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy
When Kenneth was alive, he was the Chemist in Bravo
He's rotting ' well, you can tell
The living dreadhim, cuz they think he smells
Show up at his home, You'll hear him moan
Try to eat you like cake - You look like cake
You can fire some shots, send him lots
He'll add some more to the wall covered with blood spots
So grab your bazooka
Before u pah- uh -ka
Let's equip our bazookas and -
Hey! Hey! Do that zombie thing!
Cop,
The story of Leon Kennedy
Sick and tired of hearing all these scientists talk about
What's the deal with this cop guy and when is he gonna die out
The thing you got to realize,Raccoon was not the end
He got the gift of surviving, gonna bring it 'til the end.
It doesn't matter
'bout the jeep I drive or what I carry as defense
All that matters
Is that you recognize that its just about respect
It doesn't matter
About the gun I carry and how i aim and why
All that matters
Is that you get hyped cuz I'll do it to you every time
(Come on now)
Do you ever wonder why, this cop just wont die?
He takes evil for a ride, feel it when ur playing in dual shock
(Your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you cant stop
(you can't stop)
And the Vpks all u got, come on now
This must be,Cop
Sexy Cop that Umbrella can't stop
I know you like this Sexy Cop
This must be, Cop
Now, why you wanna try to classify the things he gotta do
He's just tryin to survive, and he says the same for you
Tired of feelin all around me dity zombies
Just worry about guns cause I'ma get mine, people can't you see
It doesn't matter
'bout the jeep I drive or what i carry as defense
All that matters,
Is that you recognize that its just about respect (oh)
It doesn't matter,
About the gun i carrry or how i aim and why
All that matters,
Is that you get hyped cuz I'll give it to you every time
(Come on)
Do you ever wonder why
This Cop just wont die
(Leon just wont die)
He takes evil for a ride,feel it when your playing in dual shock
(Your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you can't stop
(You can't stop),
And theVpks all you got, baby come on
This must be, Cop
Man I'm tired of Killing
Sexy, Sexy Sexy Cop
Sexy Cop pop
Do you ever wonder
Do you ever wonder why
(Every wonder why)
This Cop just wont die
(Leon just wont die)
He takes evil for a ride, feel it when your playing in dual shock
(When your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you can't stop
(Baby don't stop)
And the Vpks all you got, come on now
This must be...
Do you ever wonder why
(Do you ever wonder)
This Cop Just wont die
(Whey he just wont die)
He takes evil for a ride, feel it when your playing in dual shock
(Your paddle starts to rock)
Baby you cant stop, Vpks all you got
This must be, Cop
