Authors Notes:
The authors of this fanfic in no way put down the people who are fans of Omi. This is a fanfic that the authors roleplayed one day. The authors do not label Nagi, Omi, or Oka, as their favorites. Therefore that is why they are portrayed in this fanfic like they are. Also the authors only meant for this fic to be a story not one to be taking seriously. Yes, you wull see that the authors chose to portray the characters, both in Weiss and Schwartz, OOC. Yes, the authors realized that characters are better IC but again I remind you that authors did not plan for this to be serious, or at least not all the time. It was mainly for fun. I would also like to thank Koyasu for making one of the best animes in all time, but that is only my opinion.

-Alexander



Setting: ~ One rainy day at the flower shop~
Yohji: *fixes some flowers* Today is terrible
Ken: Hai Hai
Omi: I don't think many people are going to come *sighs*
Ken: *mumbles* because no one likes you.
Yohji: *hearing ken nods in agreement*
Ran: *works on an arrangement of roses*
Omi: *walks to the door to see if anyone is coming* mumbles: I wonder if anyone is coming to see me today...
Okra: Omi-kuuuuuuuuun! *pounces on him*
Omi: OKRA! *smiles*
~Okra and Omi go out for..-er TEA~
~later that day, they got a mission from Manx, against Schwartz~
~*~Where Schwartz is~*~
Nagi: *chasing Brad *
Nagi: I want my candy!
Brad: *runs away from Nagi* Never!
Schu: *sighs at this pathetic excuse for a leader*
Farf: Taking candy from Nagi, hurts God
Brad: Yay! What Farf said *runs faster*
Nagi: WAAAAH!!! Wait. *Uses his powers to freeze Brad! * HA!
Brad: NOT FAIR!
Nagi: *Runs up and takes his candy and runs away* haha!
Schu: I will have to say Nagi out smarted you brad
Nagi: and I'm a kid!
Farf: teasing Brad, hurts God
Brad: Hey you're supposed to be on my side!
Farf: Turning against friends, hurts God
Brad: Is that all you care about is hurting God???
Farf: And my knives.
Brad: oh *sighs*
Schu: So Brad what are we going to do today
Nagi: we get to fight Weiss!
Brad: Yup that's correct we finally will get them this time
Farf: fighting Weiss hurts God
Brad: well then fight as hard as you can and maybe you can hurt God a lot
Nagi: Geeze you guys are..weird
Nagi: *goes to his room and locks the door*
Schu: *blinks*
~the mission that night~
Omi: Where do you think they are ran?
Ran: I have no clue.
Omi: hmm *looks around*
Ran: *sees them*
Omi: *still looks around* I don't see them
Ran: Your blind
Ken: I see them! I see them!
Omi: where where where???
Yohji: I see them too!
Ran: *points straight ahead*
Omi: *looks but still doesn't see them*
Nagi: *floats Omi into a tree*
~*Schwartz comes closer*~
Omi: AHHH HELP ME!
Ken: *laughs to himself*
Omi: *hits a little branch* I'm hurt!
Ran: someone remind me why he's on our team?
Yohji: *sighs and shakes his head* I don't know but he wont be for long
Ran: good.
Farf: Stupid people on Weiss hurts God
Brad: Good Hurt God *mumbles* maybe by convincing him to hurt Weiss more he will hurt God more he will kill them and I wont have to do anything
Nagi: all you want to do is sit and read those hidden playboy magazines we all know you have lazy bum
Brad: *looks at Nagi like yeah right I don't know what your talking about*
Nagi: Schu can read your mind ya know
Brad: *looks at Schu*
Schu: *laughs a little* its fun to read your mind Brad
Farf: Reading Brads mind hurts God
Ran: *looks at Schu *
Schu: Yeah whatever you say Farf
Farf: Being Schu hurts God
Schu: *looks at Farf funny* Being me?
Farf: confusing Schu hurts God
Schu: *picks up a little stone and throws it at Farf* Shut up Farf
Brad: *laughs* mumbles: take that...
Farf: throwing rocks at me hurts God
Schu: *sweat drop*
Nagi: Alright people! We could all be dead now! Weiss is right in front of us!
Brad: I wonder why they don't try to fight?
Nagi: because we're making fools of ourselves?
Brad: So Your saying they're having a good-ole time watching us acting like idiots?
Nagi: Yes BRADLEY That's EXACTLY what I'm saying
Farf: *laughs*
Brad: *looks hurt but covers it with madness* STOP LAUGHING FARF!
Schu: *looks over at Ran*
Farf: *laughs more*
Nagi: *huge sweat drop*
Ran: I'm fighting Schu you guys can fight whoever
Brad: *takes out his gun and shots at the ground in front of Farf*
Yohji: I'm umm fighting um Brad I guess
Farf: *throws a knife at brad, barely hitting his shoulder*
Omi: I don't want to fight Nagi! *Whines*
Ran: Too bad! You are!
Brad: *gets really mad and shots barely missing his arm*
Omi: But I don't want to!!!!! *Whines even more*
Farf: *Isn't affected at all*
Omi: Ken can!
Ran: Alright then fight Farf
Omi: oh the knife dude...umm why don't you fight Farf?
Ran: me?
Ran: because..
Omi: I don't want to fight Farf or Nagi
Ran: Omi, if you don't fight one of them I'm going to shi-ne you right here and now
Omi: *his face goes white* umm ok I guess I will fight Nagi and Ken can have Farf
Ran: then stop talking and do that!
Ken: *scampers off to fight Farf*
Omi: *walks over to nagi mumbling mean things*
Schu: *still looks at Ran*
Ran: *sighs* Yohji you get brad so don't stand there
Yohji: Oh right. Right away...*walks over to brad*
Brad: *shoots at farf again*
Farf: BRAD~LEY! STOP! *Throws a knife at him hitting his shoulder more*
Brad: OUCH! Farf fight Weiss not me!
Schu: *mumbles* idots...
Farf: STOP SHOOTING AT ME THEN!
Ran: uhh
Brad: FINE THEN I WILL IF YOU START FIGHTING WEISS!
Farf: *moves away from brad and fights Ken*
Omi: umm *goes closer to Nagi* Hi Nagi You sure you want to fight me I mean I have a wife and 3 kids they would very sad if I died...
Nagi: Omi you're 17!
Ran: *walks over to Schu*
Omi: So that doesn't mean anything
Nagi: *slaps him hoping to knock sense into him*
Schu: *looks at Ran*
Ran: *looks back*
Omi: *looks at him hurt* I didn't think you would believe that well will you believe that I have a sick grandma and if I don't go home then I can't give her the antidote to her disease?
Nagi: as long as it gets you out of my sight
Omi: So you will let me take the antidote to my sick grandma?
Nagi: JUST GO
Omi: Ok *turns around and starts walking the way they came*
Nagi: I'm going home.. bye! *leaves for home*
Schu: *sees Nagi leave* Brad Nagi's leaving!
Nagi: *Disappears before Brad sees him*
Schu: *shakes his head*
Yohji: OMI WHERE ARE YOU GOIN?
Farf: *throws a knife at Ran*
Yohji: ran watch out!
Ran: nani? *Knife goes in slooooow motion*
Yohji: That knife *points to the slow motion knife*
Ran: oh that *ducks*
Omi: *runs really fast and leaves*
Farf: *throws a knife at Schu *
Schu: *watches Ran*
Schu: *moves out of the way*
~*they fight for a little while*~
Schu: FARF WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Yohji: *sighs* this is some hard fighting*
Ran: *has gotten hurt by Farf's random knives*
~*~everyone except Farf is hurt by Farf's random knives~*~
Ran: *whimpers*
Schu: *looks at ran*
Brad: *runs at Yohji and shuts him in the leg*
Ken: Yohji!
Brad: *laughs* I bet you didn't see that coming did you
Ran: *looks over at Ken and Yohji*
Farf: shooting Yohji hurts God
Brad: Yeah it does but I bet hurting another Weiss member would hurt god even more
Schu: *looks at Ran hoping that Farf wouldn't hurt him anymore*
Ran: *walks over to Ken and Yohji*
Schu: *watches him*
Ran: *whimpers* you okay Yohji?
Yohji: *looks at ran* yeah I should be ok, I need a cigarette though
Ran: please
Farf: *throws another knife at the Weiss members*
Schu: looks at Ran*
~*No one gets hit*~
Schu: Farf Stop
Farf: why?!
Schu: Throwing random knives won't do you any good
Farf: fine I'll throw them at the red head since he's the leader
Schu: No!
Farf: Why not?
Schu: because um...umm...
Schu: Brad: He's right Farf its not doing us any good, but I have an idea *throws his gun to Schu*
Farf: okay.
Schu: *looks at the gun* um what do you want me to do with this? *Looks at Farf and brad*
Farf: I don't know
Brad: Shoot the red head he's the leader we get him and they will all fall apart
Schu: *looks at the gun and then at ran*
Ran: *looks at them*
Brad: well shoot him, Your not going to be weak when I need you are you!?
~silence~
Schu: but...
Ken: is it me or is something going on with them?
Yohji: I don't know you might be right
Yohji: I mean why won't he shoot?
Ken: I don't know
Schu: *looks at Ran and then at Farf and brad* but...
Brad: DO IT NOW!
Ran: *watches Schu*
Schu: *looks at ran and raises the gun to face ran*
Ran: *too scared to move*
Schu: *whispers* I'm sorry... *puts his finger on the trigger*