"The Little carebear that could"
There once was a little carebear, who went on a little journey,
He had lost his job at reasor's because of his attorney.
They filed him for stealing; they filed him for smuggling,
And when they asked him questions, he stared and started chuckling.
"how dare you ignorant fools, accuse me of such crimes", I will never
tell you, for nickels, or dimes"
but sadly did the carebear, get his ass thrown in jail, his
sentence was death, and also to burn In hell.
The little carebear repented with all his might, and prayed to the
holy shriner, to give him back his life.
"oh holy shriner do I beg, to forgive thee of my sins, and to get me
out of this prison cell, without no one to binge."
"let lightning strike those dirty watchers, who steadily guard me so,
let the crickets chew holes threw there crochers, and strand them on the
mo.
So this little carebear who snuck away so fast, walked up through the
wardens office, and no one saw him pass.
He ran throughout the hallways, never leavings prints, he
jumped into the kitchen fridge, but only found some lint.
When time came to crawl out the window, he turned back in eerie, for he
heard a lil noise so soft, it made think and query.
He walked back down the hallways, went back into the room, and there
he found the warden and 50 men with brooms.
So sad was this carebear's ending, no dignity indeed,
For those nasty lil coppers, took the brooms with speed,
Up into the carebear's ass, where he cried out with pain,
Never shall that bear sit down, or try to escape again.
There once was a little carebear, who went on a little journey,
He had lost his job at reasor's because of his attorney.
They filed him for stealing; they filed him for smuggling,
And when they asked him questions, he stared and started chuckling.
"how dare you ignorant fools, accuse me of such crimes", I will never
tell you, for nickels, or dimes"
but sadly did the carebear, get his ass thrown in jail, his
sentence was death, and also to burn In hell.
The little carebear repented with all his might, and prayed to the
holy shriner, to give him back his life.
"oh holy shriner do I beg, to forgive thee of my sins, and to get me
out of this prison cell, without no one to binge."
"let lightning strike those dirty watchers, who steadily guard me so,
let the crickets chew holes threw there crochers, and strand them on the
mo.
So this little carebear who snuck away so fast, walked up through the
wardens office, and no one saw him pass.
He ran throughout the hallways, never leavings prints, he
jumped into the kitchen fridge, but only found some lint.
When time came to crawl out the window, he turned back in eerie, for he
heard a lil noise so soft, it made think and query.
He walked back down the hallways, went back into the room, and there
he found the warden and 50 men with brooms.
So sad was this carebear's ending, no dignity indeed,
For those nasty lil coppers, took the brooms with speed,
Up into the carebear's ass, where he cried out with pain,
Never shall that bear sit down, or try to escape again.
