A FFX Parody to "The Girl All the Bad Guys Want" song

(Tidus is doing the singing)

8 o' clock, Blitzball night and I'm waiting

To finally talk to a girl a lot nicer than me

Her name is Yuna, she's a summoner with a big staff

She wears a kimono but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks, all the spirits and the angels sing

She doesn't notice me

Cause she's commencing sendings,

Sending people that died,

Listening to peoples prayers,



She has different colored eyes

Its like she's trying to avoid me

She's looking right through me



If you were me then you'd be

Screaming someone shoot me

As I turned miserably

Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

She likes to wear blue

When I wear not even close to orange

Her Guardians are full people who are mad at the world

She said she'd like to go to Zanarkand someday

She'll never know that I'd be the best that she'll ever have

And when she walks, all the spirits and the angels sing

She'll never notice me

Cause she's commencing sendings,

Sending people that died,

Listening to peoples prayers,



She has different colored eyes

She likes doesn't like them blue hair,

Makeup, and freaky eyes

Hating Seymour,

doesn't take more to make a man

Its like she's trying to avoid me

She's looking right through me



If you were me then you'd be

Screaming someone shoot me

As I turned miserably

Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

There she goes again

With a bangle

And a bead string in her hair

She didn't break my heart

Cause she turned and smiled at me

Then why did she even avoid me?

Now I'm watching her sendings

I'm watching her send people that died

I see her listening to prayers

I love her different colored eyes



I don't have blue hair

And I ain't got no makeup

All I gots blitzball

Its like she's trying to avoid me

She's looking right through me



If you were me then you'd be

Screaming somebody shoot me

As I turned miserably

Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants

Cause she's the girl that Seymour…..