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Chapter 3: Topsy-turvy
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*YAWN* 'Ah…sleepy…' Yuki thought to himself as he got up…he slowly got dressed, not really paying attention, though something wasn't right…He looked down at his feet and noticed that his clothes didn't fit quite right…He dismissed it and started to head out of his room but jumped when he caught Kyo in the corner of his eye. His automatic reaction was to punch him, but instead of hitting Kyo…he had hit his…mirror…
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Shigure jumped as he heard an ear-piercing scream come from up stairs. "What on earth!?" he said as he dropped his paper and ran upstairs. He went into Yuki's room—but found an unconscious Kyo with Yuki's clothes on and a bloodied up hand. 'What…?' he didn't know what had happened…but this was weird.
"Shigure…what's that kuso nezumi making so much damn noise for?"
Shigure turned to see Yuki wearing Kyo's pants and shirt. All he could do was stand there with his mouth wide open. Did Yuki and Kyo…
"What are you starin' at?"
"Y-you…" Shigure stuttered, "You're Kyo?"
"Of course I am! Did you hit your head while you were drinking again?" Shigure just stood there staring for a few minutes, but then burst out laughing. He began to laugh so hard that he clutched his sides and fell over.
"Hey! What's so damn funny!?" For a while, Shigure just kept up his annoying laugh and Kyo couldn't do anything but wait for him to stop.
"T-take a look in- in Yuki's room…" Shigure burst out laughing again when Kyo promptly fainted after seeing his body on the ground with Yuki's clothes on. 'I don't know how it happened…but this will bring some interesting entertainment…better than just the teasing that I had planned! *^__^*' Shigure thought and laughed about the subject while he moved the two boys on their backs and beside each other. Not only for another laugh at their reactions, but he had thought up a dare that he wouldn't let them refuse…
"Oh…what a nightmare…" Yuki slowly sat up but yelled when he saw what was lying next to him.
"Calm down already. As soon as Kyo wakes up, you'll listen to what I have to say."
Yuki reluctantly sat quietly as Shigure had told him to. About five minutes later, Kyo woke up and yelled when he saw what was beside him.
"Pipe down you baka neko!"
"Uh…technically, Yuki, you shouldn't use that any more since YOU'RE the cat now.
"Shigure, shut up!" both Kyo and Yuki yelled in union...then glared at one another.
Shigure shrunk back for a moment then went back to his perky and annoying self.
"Yuki…Kyo, Tohru will be back soon from shopping…what do you plan to do then? If you tell her, she might have a heart attack…since we don't know how it happened or how long it will last..."
Shigure watched as that realization hit them…pretty hard too. It looked like Kyo was about to pass out again, and Shigure had a pretty good idea why he was so crushed. After a few moments, he continued,
"I only ask that you don't tell her that you two have switched bodies until we figure out more about this…do you two agree?" the two boys nodded then he warned,
"If you want to keep a convincing charade, you must not forget… to not to answer to the wrong name…you must wear each others clothes and sleep in each others rooms…and you must perform all necessary tasks that normally the other would do…Oh and try to not let your use of language give you away."
"What do you mean by that?"
"An example is, not only the insults you give each other but also how you address Tohru…You say "Honda san" while Kyo just says "Tohru"…you get it?" the two nodded their heads then got up to change before Tohru got back.
"I'm home!" Tohru announced as she walked into the kitchen. Shigure came around the corner and greeted her with his usual attitude.
"Where are Kyo and Yuki?"
"What? Oh, they're both upstairs…in their rooms I believe. I don't have the faintest idea of what they're doing though…Oh, by the way, what's on the menu for tonight?"
"I thought I'd fix Kyo a fish since what I had planned for tonight has leeks in it," she didn't know that she had said something funny but Shigure had began to chuckle as he walked out of the kitchen… 'Oh well, that's Shigure,' she thought as she began to chop up the fresh leeks she had bought.
"WHAT!!!! NO!! I REFUSE!!" Shigure couldn't help but laugh at the new situation Kyo was in.
"But Kyo," whined Shigure, " if you don't eat one of Yuki's favorite dishes, she might get suspicious…"
"I just won't eat tonight!"
"But if she thinks you're sick…she might fix you some leek soup to cure your cold…"
Kyo shuddered at the thought of this…he just had to find a way out of eating tonight's dinner…
Yuki listened to the two bicker through the wall…Staring at the ceiling, he began to wonder if he could take advantage of this situation…but what good could come out of this? He'd have to sleep on it…maybe the solution would come to him over night…
(AN: Good? Bad? Please do tell if you like or if I'm doing something horribly wrong.)
