Gandalf & Saruman:
Old lovers or just horny white bearded dudes with staffs? Have you ever wonder why Saruman went to the " Dark Side ". Probably because of the following reason,



"Saruman, I cannot stay here with you. This place seems to draw much evil to itself. I love love lots, but my staff points to the halflings. I must go there and do some important business, I will return." We all know what happened after that. The whole incident with the dragon. After all that he returned back to Saruman's arms. They embraced for a few minutes. They swore never to separate, but Gandalf had to leave once again for the Shire, it was Bilbo's 113th birthday. But during the long way away from Saruman, he grew angry at the Shire, angry at Gandalf for leaving him for those little halflings. Saruman knew deep in his heart that Bilbo and Gandalf had some affair, but he thought it would pass in time. Though each time they had sex he would notice that he was grunting and panting fast, and hard enough as usual. One time Saruman asked," Gandalf, why are thee so....so...so...no so panty-ful?"

Gandalf's reply was delayed," I am used to it, I guess." That satisfied Saruman enough, but he knew that was a lie. Anyway back to the Shire...

We've all seen the movie, read the book, or heard from a friend about what happens next, Bilbo uses the ring, gives to Frodo. Frodo hides it till Gandlaf returns from his " Epic Journey " . Tell Frodo and Sam Meet and Prancing pony. Rides to Isengard,and is taken hostage by Saruman. What happens during those days where Gandalf was lost?

" Sar. Why have you done this, we could have been lovers forever and ever."

" Gandalf show me how much you love me, and I will show you something."

" Fine, meet me on the tower in 15 minutes I want to slip into something a little more comfortable." Gandalf left Saruman alone to do his thing. And gandlaf went into the back room(s).
LATER

" Gandy, you look so sexy in that out-fit of yours." Saruman said, looking at Gandalf in his Rainbow colord thong, and bikini top. Gandalf didn't have one beard but two. One on his chiney chin chin, and one where there shouldn't be. On his chest.... What were you thinking? Gandalf slowly approached Saruman, and laid down with his rear hanging in the air. Saruman took full advantage of this and thrusted a few times working those old joints. Gandalf let out faint cry at first and than laid there letrting things go. Saruman was beggining to get a bit worried that Gandalf had other people, or halflings on his mind. " Gandy, my love, you haven't seem to be giveing the same response you usually give. Why's that?"

" I guess I have othering things on my mind."

" It's those filthy hobbits." Saruman pulled away quickly hiding down back behind his cloak again. " I knew they were trouble. That is why the 9 have left and will find the ring, and kill the one who carries it. I will have you as mine, and mine alone. Now I am gonna leave alone here till ya think about what you did."

We all know what happens now, with the bird and moth, blah blah blah. Most I go on? No good! Read the next chapter for something completly out of this world.