Day Seven
The teams are very hungry. Team Yallah only has moldy food to eat. Team Nimshi has no food.
Team Nimshi
Imhotep: I think we should eat the Scorpion King. He's the biggest.
Anck-sunamun: Ewwww! I don't wanna eat a bug!
Scorpion King: Jeetah Laboosh!
Lock-nah: What does that mean?
Imhotep: It means `Let's eat the bitchy woman.'
The two teams are anxiously awaiting the immunity challenge. Team Yallah is worried.
Evy: If the Immunity Challenge requires thought, we're doomed. Rick is on our team.
The two teams go to the pyramid, where Jeff is waiting for them.
Jeff: Hi! For today's challenge, you will hear a story. You will have to remember because afterwards you will be asked questions about it. Easy enough?
Rick: Uhhhhhhhh...
Jeff: Good. Here's the story. These two people dug up an ancient bracelet with the powers to show the way to a lost oasis. Their son puts it on and is kidnapped by a walking mummy, who wants to...
Alex: Hey, this is our story!
Jeff: Oh, then you should already know it. Everybody get ready to answer questions. Alex, you first. What year was it?
Alex: The year of the Scorpion.
Jeff: Correct. Imhotep, where were you resurrected?
Imhotep: The British Museum.
Jeff continues to ask questions. No one misses one. There is only one person left: Rick.
Evy: Oh, no.
Jeff: Ok Rick, if you miss this question, your team loses. Ready?
Rick: Uhhhhhhhhh...
Jeff: Good. The question is: Who put on the Bracelet of Anubis?
Rick: Uhhhhhhh... I know this.
Alex starts waving his hand in the air.
Rick: Ok, it wasn't Imhotep, it wasn't the Cutator...
Alex is now jumping up and down.
Rick: And it wasn't Ardeth... Oh, I know! It was Evy!
Evy: YOU MORON!
Jeff: I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Team Yallah, I'll see you at tribal council.
Later that night
Team Yallah makes their way to tribal council.
Jeff: Ok, I'm gonna explain this slowly, because some of you aren't too bright (Looks at Rick). You walk up to that camera, write down the person's name, and drop it in the basket. Izzy, you go first.
Izzy: I vote for O'Connell. He is the stupidest bastard I've ever seen.
Ardeth: I vote for Alex. That kid is starting to freak me out.
Alex: I want Ardeth to go. I don't think he likes me.
Jonathon: Ardeth. I just don't like him.
Evy: I vote for Izzy. He's really creepy.
Rick: Evy. I know she's plotting against me.
Jacques: Jonathon.
Ok, with two votes, Ardeth, you have to leave. Grab your torch and go away.
The teams are very hungry. Team Yallah only has moldy food to eat. Team Nimshi has no food.
Team Nimshi
Imhotep: I think we should eat the Scorpion King. He's the biggest.
Anck-sunamun: Ewwww! I don't wanna eat a bug!
Scorpion King: Jeetah Laboosh!
Lock-nah: What does that mean?
Imhotep: It means `Let's eat the bitchy woman.'
The two teams are anxiously awaiting the immunity challenge. Team Yallah is worried.
Evy: If the Immunity Challenge requires thought, we're doomed. Rick is on our team.
The two teams go to the pyramid, where Jeff is waiting for them.
Jeff: Hi! For today's challenge, you will hear a story. You will have to remember because afterwards you will be asked questions about it. Easy enough?
Rick: Uhhhhhhhh...
Jeff: Good. Here's the story. These two people dug up an ancient bracelet with the powers to show the way to a lost oasis. Their son puts it on and is kidnapped by a walking mummy, who wants to...
Alex: Hey, this is our story!
Jeff: Oh, then you should already know it. Everybody get ready to answer questions. Alex, you first. What year was it?
Alex: The year of the Scorpion.
Jeff: Correct. Imhotep, where were you resurrected?
Imhotep: The British Museum.
Jeff continues to ask questions. No one misses one. There is only one person left: Rick.
Evy: Oh, no.
Jeff: Ok Rick, if you miss this question, your team loses. Ready?
Rick: Uhhhhhhhhh...
Jeff: Good. The question is: Who put on the Bracelet of Anubis?
Rick: Uhhhhhhh... I know this.
Alex starts waving his hand in the air.
Rick: Ok, it wasn't Imhotep, it wasn't the Cutator...
Alex is now jumping up and down.
Rick: And it wasn't Ardeth... Oh, I know! It was Evy!
Evy: YOU MORON!
Jeff: I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Team Yallah, I'll see you at tribal council.
Later that night
Team Yallah makes their way to tribal council.
Jeff: Ok, I'm gonna explain this slowly, because some of you aren't too bright (Looks at Rick). You walk up to that camera, write down the person's name, and drop it in the basket. Izzy, you go first.
Izzy: I vote for O'Connell. He is the stupidest bastard I've ever seen.
Ardeth: I vote for Alex. That kid is starting to freak me out.
Alex: I want Ardeth to go. I don't think he likes me.
Jonathon: Ardeth. I just don't like him.
Evy: I vote for Izzy. He's really creepy.
Rick: Evy. I know she's plotting against me.
Jacques: Jonathon.
Ok, with two votes, Ardeth, you have to leave. Grab your torch and go away.
