Day Eight

The two teams get a day to rest before their next challenge. Two more people must be eliminated before the merge.

Team Nimshi

Imhotep: I would kill for a sandwich.

Lock-nah starts dumping sand on Anck-sunamun.

Anck-sunamun: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!???

Lock-nah: Duh! Here's the sand. You're a witch. Sand-witch. Get it?

Anck-sunamun: Very funny.

Scorpion King: Yartesh Greeba.

Imhotep (translating): I thought so.

Team Yallah

Rick emerges from the oasis looking triumphant.

Evy: Did you catch anything to eat?

Rick: Yep! (Holds out three dead rats)

Later that day

Team Yallah is sitting around a fire, cooking rat.

Alex: What does rat taste like?

Rick: Beats me.

Izzy, who has been dozing, falls into fire.

Izzy (Running around in circles): AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!

Izzy runs into Jacques, setting him on fire too.

Jacques: I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS CURSED!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacques and Izzy start rolling around in the sand, trying to extinguish the flames. Jeff walks up.

Jeff: Don't worry, I've brought medical help (holds up first aid kit).

Izzy: HURRY UP, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

Two guys show up carrying stretchers. They carry both men away.

That evening

Jeff: Izzy and Jacques won't be coming back. They both suffered severe burns. Since we now have eight people, you will be merging tomorrow. You are to bring nothing with you. Tomorrow, you will meet me inside the pyramid, where I will show you your new camp.