Hey guys! Wow! I'm doing good! 8 chapters so far! And 47 reviews! That's awesome! Well, in this chapter, we've got lots of Kikyo torture (esp. with my sick imagination). And for all those people who asked me how I came up with those embarrassing things that happened to Kikyo, simple, they happened to me. Yes, I've had lunch thrown on me, and I've tripped over a pencil, just never gotten knocked out by a light (my imagination again). Anyways, I don't own Inuyasha. On with the chapter.

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The Bet

Chapter Nine: Attack Of The Evil Kikyo Minion

By: Candy2323

"You're here right on time."

"Yeah, you ready."

"Almost, just let me get my jacket." Grabbing her jacket, Kagome ran outside with Inuyasha toward his car. The convertible Mustang already had its top down, so they just jumped in.

"Nice car!"

"Thanks." The car started and they took off, leaving nothing but dust behind them.

"So, where are we going?"

"To the carnival. I thought you'd like that better then the usual boring dinner and a movie. Besides, it's cheaper," he said smirking.

"Cheap bastard," Kagome muttered playfully.

"You better believe it!"

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"So, Sango, how was your dinner?"

"Really good. Thanks again Miroku."

"No need to thank me. Just doing what any good date would do."

"I bet."

"Anyways, what movie do you wanna see?"

"Hmm, what's playing?"

"Lord Of The Rings."

"Nah, already saw it."

"25th Hour."

"What's it about?"

"I dunno. You're 25th hour alive or something."

"Nah, sounds boring…Oh, I know! How about Just Married! I've been dying to see that one."

"But wait, isn't that a chick flick?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Awe man, I don't wanna see a chick flick!"

"Taking your date out to see the movie that they wanna see is what any DECENT date would do Miroku, you know that don't you," Sango said smirking. Using the words he just said moments ago against him, she laughed as she got her way. Muttering he finally agreed to go see it only if he could hold her hand throughout the entire movie. She, of course, said okay.

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"Oh, wow! Look at that ride! Come on Inuyasha, let's get on it first," she said pulling him to a ride that was one giant loop. On top of the roof hung a sign of lights that glowed "RING OF FIRE." He gulped and watched the line get shorter and shorter. Unfortunately, the ride couldn't fit any more at the moment so he and Kagome had to wait for it to finish with this load. He watched as it took off quickly and went around the loop several times at very high speeds. Then it stopped suddenly when it got to the top of the loop and hung there for several seconds. It proceeded down finally, only backwards. It looped a couple more times before the ride finally stopped. Inuyasha paled as he saw people getting off the ride. This is gonna be a long night! he thought as he and Kagome boarded the ride and took the front seat.

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"Thanks Miroku," Sango whispered as they sat down in the movie theatre.

"Don't mention it," he said taking hold of her hand. Hey, if he's gonna suffer through a chick flick he might as well make Sango go through with her promise. He was, however, quite surprised when she began lightly stroking his hand with her thumb. He looked back at her surprised. She just smiled and looked up at him. The lights began to dim as the movie started. This is gonna be a long night!

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"Inuyasha, wasn't that awesome! I've never heard you scream so much. Hey, are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm just fin-," he said before running to some bushes and emptying his spinning stomach. He was never ever gonna ride another roller coaster again as long as he lived! Wiping his mouth, he walked out of the bushes to see Kagome waiting for him, a stick of gum in her hands.

"Here you go," she said, handing the gum to him. Looking around, she saw a small little ride that said "Haunted Mirrors."

"Hey Inuyasha, there's a ride that you won't get sick on. Come on," she said pulling him toward it. Once they entered, the saw it was nothing but a maze of mirrors. Walking around, she turned left and realized that she was lost. Also that Inuyasha wasn't with her, either.

"Inuyasha, where are you?"

"Kagome, I can't find you. Damn it! Kagome, keep talking, maybe I'll be able to find you."

"Ok Inuy-," she said before she saw the most horrifying sight the universe has ever known. In the mirrors, Kikyo was sneering at her and holding a knife.

"INUYASHA, WHERE ARE YOU!"

"Kagome, what's wrong?" Kikyo seemed to be everywhere Kagome turned as she ran. Every time she turned around, it seemed Kikyo was getting closer.

"INUYASHA HELP ME!"

"Damn it Kagome, WHERE ARE YOU!"

"I don't know." Kagome said running, looking behind her to see if Kikyo was coming when she bumped into something very hard. She would've fallen, had it not of been for the strong arms encircling around her waist pulling her closer. Looking up, she saw Inuyasha looking at her worriedly.

"Kagome, what's wrong?"

"No-nothing. I was just scared that I wouldn't find my way out of here."

"Don't worry. Look, there's the exit right there," he said pointing to a door that said EXIT in bright red letters.

"Let's not do this ever again. It's too scary."

"Ok Kagome. Come on, let's go."

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, did you see her face. She was horrified," Kikyo laughed crawling out of the front of the ride.

"Yeah, it was pretty funny," Mikalia laughed, "Now that phase one is complete, it's time for phase two."

"Yeah," Kikyo said, "Time to get rid of the little wench now!"

Sneaking off, Kikyo went and spied on Inuyasha and Kagome. He was trying to win her a prize. Oh well, might as well wreck the station. Inuyasha will only win prizes for ME! Laughing some more, Kikyo snuck toward the station, not seeing the sign, "Pie a Target, Win a Prize."

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"This sniff is such an awesome sniff, sniff movie. Sango, could you hand me another sniff Kleenex."

"Yeah, sniff here you go," she said reaching into her purse and pulling out a Kleenex.

Sniffling some more, they watched the end of the movie in each others arms.

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"Go Inuyasha!"

"Okay, Kagome, this is for you," he said aiming for the clown face poking in and out of a hole. Pointing and calculating the time it took for the clowns head to poke out, he finally threw the pie towards it.

BAM!

"You hit the target! Congratulations! Now, pick a stuffed animal for the lovely young lady."

"Alright, Kagome which one do you want?"

"Um, that one," she said pointing to a light purple unicorn.

"Great choice," the shop worker said handing her the unicorn.

"So, what'cha wanna do next Kagome," Inuyasha asked.

"Um, let's get some cotton candy!"

"Ok."

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Stumbling back, Kikyo started scraping pie out of her eyes. Damn it I can't see! Phase two, failed! On to phase three! Scrambling backwards, trying to get out of the shop, Kikyo accidentally knocked the support beam down. The whole shop came crashing down on her. She however was still blinded by pie.

"DAMN YOU TWO!"

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"Oh, Inuyasha, I had a wonderful time," Kagome said munching on the cotton candy they shared.

"Yeah, it was fun," he said, "Come on, let's sit down." They sat down on a bench and started eating their cotton candy.

Now is my chance! Kikyo thought. She was covered by a bush behind the bench Kagome and Inuyasha were on. Picking up a bucket of cherry sauce, next to her, she steadied herself to dump it all over Kagome. All she had to do was take three small steps, and total victory was hers! One step complete, two steps complete, three steps- "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

The tub of cherry sauce splashed over Kikyo as the banana peel she slipped on fell onto her face. The bucket came crashing onto her face. DAMN THEM! Phase three a complete failure. Operation Humiliate Kagome was a complete failure. Now to slip off into complete unconsciousness!

"What was that?"

"Huh, nothing Kagome, Probably a squirrel. Come on it's getting late. Lets get you home."

"Ok," Kagome said tossing her left over cotton candy behind her onto Kikyo's face. She grabbed Inuyasha hand and they headed off toward his car.

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"Miroku, I had a wonderful time," Sango said.

"Yeah, me too."

"Well, I guess I'll see ya tomorrow at school."

"Yeah, I guess." Sango quickly kissed Miroku then ran inside her house blushing. Miroku was just standing on her front porch totally shocked. SHE JUST KISSED ME! Then he jumped up shouting "OH YEAH! SHE LIKES ME!" and skipped off toward his car.

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"I hope you had fun tonight Kagome. I did."

"Yeah, Inuyasha. I had a blast!"

"Maybe, if you want to, we could do that again sometime."

"Why Inuyasha, are you asking me out on another date?"

"That depends, are you saying yes to another date?"

"I am if you're asking."

"I'm asking if you're saying yes."

"Ok then."

"Alright."

"Fine."

"Cool."

"So, I guess you'd better be getting inside."

"Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Alright." Kagome walked inside her house and Inuyasha headed toward his car. Suddenly, he heard the front door flinging open. Turning, he saw Kagome running to him. She ran into his arms, and kissed him. Pulling away she looked into his face.

"I just, um, a thought you needed a good night kiss." With that, she turned around and headed back inside her house. Inuyasha just stood there shocked that she kissed him. He turned around slowly and walked to his car reliving the kiss. Finally, he jumped up with his fist in the air and shouted "OH YEAH! SHE LIKES ME!"

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