Day Nine (Continued)

Evy won the reward challenge, a hot meal with the pygmies. When she left, the others scraped the Scorpion King out of the fire pit. Seeing as they had no food, they ate him.

Rick: You know, for a giant bug, he doesn't taste so bad.

Alex: Yeah, he's pretty good.

Meanwhile, in the pygmies' camp

Evy isn't enjoying her meal very much. The pygmies served their favorite dishes: human flesh.

Evy: Uhhh, I think I'll pass.

Pygmy #1: Yallah Kabool!

Evy: I can't understand you.

Pygmy #2: He said, 'If you don't eat our food, we'll be greatly offended. We might eat you.'

Evy: Do I have to eat this?

Pygmy #1: Yussef gabool trinkata lumerte greeyabo hadrik killipor signif nocha gleepa redet jakaz gowatz lipote veronga halor conarte patooie!

Pygmy #2 (translating): Yes.

Evy returns to camp around 11:00, looking a little green.

Rick: Enjoy your meal?

Evy: Urgh

Rick: Here, have some scorpion king.

Evy: Some WHAT??!!

Later that night

Camp Diffen-dal went to bed around 1:00 a.m. Alex lay down next to the bottomless pit and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Alex has a bad dream, rolls over, and falls into the pit.

Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evy: What's that yelling?

Rick: Nothing, shut up and go to sleep.

Day Ten

The camp discovers that Alex fell into the bottomless pit. No one is too upset, except for Evy.

Evy: Oh, my poor widdle boy!

Everyone else is ok about Alex falling into the pit, because they didn't like him too much. Lester shows up around noon.

Lester: Now that another team member is gone we won't have to go to tribal council.

Imhotep: When is Jeff coming back?

Lester: As soon as he can get his emergency hair surgery. That mud messed up his hair really bad. Anyway, you will have another reward challenge today. Meet me outside in 15 minutes.

15 minutes later…

Lester: For this reward challenge, you must shoot a bow and arrow. Whoever's arrow hits closest to the bulls eye wins.

Jonathon: That's it?

Lester: Yep

Jonathon: Boring

Lester: Oh yeah, the reward is money.

Jonathon: MONEY???!!!

Lester: Yep, GO!

Anck-sunamun misses the target completely. Evy barely makes it on to the target. Rick got his arrow two circles from the bull's eye. Imhotep split Rick's arrow in two. Lock-nah shot his arrow one circle from the bull's eye. Then Jonathon stepped up to take the bow. He pulled back the string, shot, and… HITS THE BULL'S EYE!

Jonathon: I WON! I WON! I WON! MONEY MONEY MONEY, CASH CASH CASH!

Lester: Congratulation, Jonathon. Unfortunately, we had to give the money to a worthy cause.

Jonathon: WHAT???!!! WHAT WORTHY CAUSE???!!!

Lester: Jeff. For his emergency hair surgery.

Jonathon is so mad that he has a stroke and dies.