Hey guys! I'm back! WOW! I can't believe I've gotten 61 reviews for this story! That's so kewl! And in this chapter, I'm thinking of some good ways to torture Kikyo, but I might save them for the next chapter! Who knows. Well any-who, I don't own Inuyasha. Back to the story!
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The Bet
Chapter Eleven: The Perfect Dress And Horny Dogs!
By: Candy2323
"YOU DID WHAT," Kagome and Sango yelled at each other, their faces construed with looks of total shock.
"Yep, that's right," Sango said looking away from Kagome, "I went out on a date with Miroku."
"And why didn't you tell me about it?"
"Why didn't you tell me about your date with Inuyasha? Huh!"
"Well, um, ya see, um, uh, the conversation never came up, ya! That's it, that's the reason!"
"Uh-huh. So, has Inuyasha asked you to the dance yet?"
"Not yet. Miroku asked you yet?"
"Nope, but he better REAL soon. I ain't going shopping for nothing."
"You're going shopping!"
"Yep."
"When?"
"Later today, why?"
"Not later today, now! And I'm coming," Kagome said grabbing Sango's arm and dragging her out of her house and to her baby blue Volkswagen Beetle. They got in and headed toward the mall. Standing up out of the bushes, Kikyo held her walkie-talkie up to her mouth and whispered "the eagle has taken flight to the clothing rack", while pulling leaves and twigs out of her hair.
"WHAT?"
"Kagome went to the mall."
"You see, that's all ya had to sa-," Hoku said before Kikyo turned the walkie-talkie off and proceeded to get out of the bushes. One leg was free, now to get the other one free. Damn chipmunks, wanna hump everything in site. Wait a second, I've got a chipmunk humping my, OH MY GOD! Ripping her leg out of the bushes she saw not a chipmunk but a stray horny dog humping her leg.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF!" Hobbling around in circles, she tried to shake the dog off only exciting it more. Once it accidentally fell off, Kikyo took off running to her house, hands up in the air yelling "The horny mutt is after me!", the dog gaining on her.
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"What'cha think about this dress," Kagome said holding up a beautiful black sleeveless dress that had a slit from the mid-thigh downward. It had a row of small roses under the bust area of the dress. It was simple yet elegant, finished off with a small bow whose ribbons fell down to the floor.
"It looks pretty, why don't you try it on."
"Ok." Kagome walked away to the dressing rooms while Sango continued her search for her perfect dress. Looking for a couple more minutes she practically gave up. Was there no dress that could suit her different kind of tastes in clothes.
"Sango, what'cha think?" Sango turned around to be utterly shocked by the dress Kagome was wearing. It was beautiful on her! It fitted all her curves and brought out more of them. The black made her look slim and gave her skin a beautiful pale look to it. Her black hair pooled around her shoulders giving her a goddess type of look. She looked like one of those super models that you could look at but not touch because they forbidden to those men. That's what Kagome looked like. And that's what Sango wanted to look like!
"WHOA! You look great!"
"Really, you think Inuyasha will like it?"
"If he doesn't, he's a dumb ass!"
"Really?"
"Yeah really. Now, since we found you a dress, how about we search for me a dress!"
"Ok, just let me change out of this one."
"Alright." Sango continued her search through the racks and racks of dresses until she found one in a dusty bag. Weird, none of these other dresses have bags. Hmm, I wonder what this dress looks like. Opening the bag, she saw the dress she had been looking for. It was pink with a black lace over it. It had a square front with black lace. It was scrunched up in the breast area giving you a fuller looking bust. It had little beads and sequins sewn into it making it shine in the light. The front of the dress opened with black lace, over the black lace and light pick the rest of the dress had, giving it a very princessie look. In fact the whole dress looked like something a princess would wear. The thing that caught her eyes, though, was not the dress itself, but the sleeves on the dress. They were made of black lace in flowers patterns. They pooled out around your hand with little black roses decorating the cuff. It was definitely something a princess would wear!
"Wow, that's a pretty dress," Kagome said peering over Sango's shoulder. Sango jumped a little at Kagome.
"Yeah, it is. I think I'm gonna try this one on."
"Ok." Sango walked into the dressing room and Kagome went to pay for her dress. She walked to the cashier and handed her the dress. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a quick flash of black and green. Ignoring it, she watched the cashier price her dress.
"That'll be $115.78, please."
"Hmm, oh here you go," Kagome said handing her a credit card.
"Alright, thank you and come again," the cashier said handing her the dress in a bag and her receipt. She started to walk off when she felt something grab her waist and pull her back. Gasping, Kagome turned around to see Inuyasha holding her.
"What'cha doin," he asked.
"Buying a dress. You?"
"Chillin with Miroku. He's looking for Sango. I gotta ask you something. Wanna go get something to eat?"
"Well I need to te-," she began before she heard:
BAM SLAP "DAMN IT MIROKU YOU PERVERT! THIS IS A LADY'S DRESSING ROOM! GET THE HELL OUT!"
"Ok," Kagome said, sweat dropping. He'll never change!
"Cool," he said grabbing Kagome's waist and pulling her closer to him. They walked out of the store while Sango chased Miroku around the store with a staple gun she stole from the cashier desk.
Not paying attention, all of them would've seen Kikyo, pathetically trying to sneak behind clothes and shoe racks following Kagome and Inuyasha. What made her so noticeable was the fact that she was covered with leaves, twigs and mud. Also outside there was that poor stray little dog wagged his little tail waiting for his "mate" to hurry up and come out!
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Well what did you guys think? What will Sango do to Miroku? What will Inuyasha ask Kagome? Will Kikyo and the dog get together? Find out in the next chapter! And don't forget to R&R! Thanks! Bye!
Love,
Candy2323
