Day Eleven
The survivors bury Jonathon and forget about him.
Evy: Wanna go put flowers on Jonathon's grave?
Rick: Who?
Evy: That dude who was obsessed with cash.
Rick: Oh, him. No, he was a jerk.
Lester comes to the survivors' camp at noon.
Lester: I've got bad news and worse news.
Imhotep: What's the bad news?
Lester: You have to go to your next immunity challenge now.
Imhoterp: That doesn't sound too bad. What's the worse news?
Lester: Jeff is coming back.
Evy, Rick, Imhotep, Anck-sunamun, Lock-nah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Hi survivors! As you can see, I got my emergency hair surgery, thanks to Jonathon!
Rick: Who?
Jeff: Anyway, I'm going to be hosting the show again, so say goodbye to Lester!
All: bye
Jeff: Now for the immunity challenge! This challenge is a test of endurance. Here's what we're gonna do: We're gonna stuff half-starved pygmies into your pants and see how long you can take the pain. The person who lasts the longest wins.
Imhotep: I don't wear pants.
Anck-sunamun: Me neither.
Jeff: We've provided these lovely pink sweat pants for both of you.
Imhotep: Great.
Jeff: At the count of three, the pygmies will be stuffed down your pants. One. two. THREE!
The pygmies are shoved into the pants. They are mad, so they start attacking. Anck-sunamun immediately rips her pants off. Two minutes later, Evy gives up too. Two hours later, Imhotep drops out. Now only Rick and Lock-nah are remaining. Finally, five hours later, Lock-nah gives up.
Jeff: Rick wins!
Rick: Hooray!
Evy: Doesn't that hurt?
Rick: Doesn't what hurt?
Jeff: I'll see you all tonight at tribal council.
Later that night
The camp meets in the pyramid for tribal council.
Jeff: I'm gonna bring in the jury of people you have voted out. So far, the only people besides you who aren't dead are Ardeth and the Curator.
Ardeth & Curator: Hi.
Jeff: Ok, now it's time to vote. Evy, you go first.
Evy: Anck-sunamun
Anck-sunamun: Evy
Imhotep: Rick
Rick: Anck-sunamun
Jeff: Anck-sunamun, the tribe has spoken. Grab your torch and go away.
The survivors bury Jonathon and forget about him.
Evy: Wanna go put flowers on Jonathon's grave?
Rick: Who?
Evy: That dude who was obsessed with cash.
Rick: Oh, him. No, he was a jerk.
Lester comes to the survivors' camp at noon.
Lester: I've got bad news and worse news.
Imhotep: What's the bad news?
Lester: You have to go to your next immunity challenge now.
Imhoterp: That doesn't sound too bad. What's the worse news?
Lester: Jeff is coming back.
Evy, Rick, Imhotep, Anck-sunamun, Lock-nah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Hi survivors! As you can see, I got my emergency hair surgery, thanks to Jonathon!
Rick: Who?
Jeff: Anyway, I'm going to be hosting the show again, so say goodbye to Lester!
All: bye
Jeff: Now for the immunity challenge! This challenge is a test of endurance. Here's what we're gonna do: We're gonna stuff half-starved pygmies into your pants and see how long you can take the pain. The person who lasts the longest wins.
Imhotep: I don't wear pants.
Anck-sunamun: Me neither.
Jeff: We've provided these lovely pink sweat pants for both of you.
Imhotep: Great.
Jeff: At the count of three, the pygmies will be stuffed down your pants. One. two. THREE!
The pygmies are shoved into the pants. They are mad, so they start attacking. Anck-sunamun immediately rips her pants off. Two minutes later, Evy gives up too. Two hours later, Imhotep drops out. Now only Rick and Lock-nah are remaining. Finally, five hours later, Lock-nah gives up.
Jeff: Rick wins!
Rick: Hooray!
Evy: Doesn't that hurt?
Rick: Doesn't what hurt?
Jeff: I'll see you all tonight at tribal council.
Later that night
The camp meets in the pyramid for tribal council.
Jeff: I'm gonna bring in the jury of people you have voted out. So far, the only people besides you who aren't dead are Ardeth and the Curator.
Ardeth & Curator: Hi.
Jeff: Ok, now it's time to vote. Evy, you go first.
Evy: Anck-sunamun
Anck-sunamun: Evy
Imhotep: Rick
Rick: Anck-sunamun
Jeff: Anck-sunamun, the tribe has spoken. Grab your torch and go away.
