Day Eleven

The survivors bury Jonathon and forget about him.

Evy: Wanna go put flowers on Jonathon's grave?

Rick: Who?

Evy: That dude who was obsessed with cash.

Rick: Oh, him. No, he was a jerk.

Lester comes to the survivors' camp at noon.

Lester: I've got bad news and worse news.

Imhotep: What's the bad news?

Lester: You have to go to your next immunity challenge now.

Imhoterp: That doesn't sound too bad. What's the worse news?

Lester: Jeff is coming back.

Evy, Rick, Imhotep, Anck-sunamun, Lock-nah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff: Hi survivors! As you can see, I got my emergency hair surgery, thanks to Jonathon!

Rick: Who?

Jeff: Anyway, I'm going to be hosting the show again, so say goodbye to Lester!

All: bye

Jeff: Now for the immunity challenge! This challenge is a test of endurance. Here's what we're gonna do: We're gonna stuff half-starved pygmies into your pants and see how long you can take the pain. The person who lasts the longest wins.

Imhotep: I don't wear pants.

Anck-sunamun: Me neither.

Jeff: We've provided these lovely pink sweat pants for both of you.

Imhotep: Great.

Jeff: At the count of three, the pygmies will be stuffed down your pants. One. two. THREE!

The pygmies are shoved into the pants. They are mad, so they start attacking. Anck-sunamun immediately rips her pants off. Two minutes later, Evy gives up too. Two hours later, Imhotep drops out. Now only Rick and Lock-nah are remaining. Finally, five hours later, Lock-nah gives up.

Jeff: Rick wins!

Rick: Hooray!

Evy: Doesn't that hurt?

Rick: Doesn't what hurt?

Jeff: I'll see you all tonight at tribal council.

Later that night

The camp meets in the pyramid for tribal council.

Jeff: I'm gonna bring in the jury of people you have voted out. So far, the only people besides you who aren't dead are Ardeth and the Curator.

Ardeth & Curator: Hi.

Jeff: Ok, now it's time to vote. Evy, you go first.

Evy: Anck-sunamun

Anck-sunamun: Evy

Imhotep: Rick

Rick: Anck-sunamun

Jeff: Anck-sunamun, the tribe has spoken. Grab your torch and go away.