Disclaimer: I do not own any lord of the rings characters or Frodo. Well except for cardboard Frodo. I own all the others except I partially own Raye and Marie.

Chapter four: Legolas and showers

Gandalf was the first to fall asleep since you could hear his snoring. "Nighty night Frodo I love yooouuu!!!!" Lynn said looking down at the floor where Frodo was. "Goodnight." Frodo said mumbling and turning so he wont face Lynn. "What about me??? No goodnight, Sleep well, anything???" Pippin said looking rather sad. "Goodnight Pippin. May you sleep peacefully." Lynn said smiling at the little person in the sleeping bag. "Thank you at least someone cares about me!" Pippin said soon drifting off to sleep. Lynn awoke to Gandalf stretching while hitting the ceiling and closet. "Frodo?? Are you awake yet??" Lynn whispered looking down. "Yeah I'm awake." He said looking up at her with his adorable blue eyes. Pippin suddenly sat up and "I want breakfast!!!!! "Fine I'll get you breakfast but hold on." Lynn said getting out of the covers. Lynn went into the kitchen to see what food they had left. "Ooohhh muffins!!!" Lynn said taking out a package of chocolate chip muffins. After making the delicious looking muffins she brought them to her room. "Guys I have muffins! Who wants some?" "ME ME!!!!!!" Said the fellowship grabbing a muffin. After chowing down on muffins. The narrator after having a peaceful night sleep decided to stir up something to eat. Luckily someone had made muffins as well as some tea for her so she took her small tray of food and sat down on the nice comfortable sofa. Everyone was just sitting around full from the muffins since they were really big muffins so again the narrator threw in another character. Some shampoo and a muffin that the narrator obviously dropped fell to the floor and then Legolas fell to the ground. "OOWWW! My hair!" Legolas said getting off of the floor and checking his hair. "The muffin is mine!" Pippin said leaping for the muffin and stuffing it in his face. "LLEEGGOOOLLAASS!!!!!" Lynn said running over to the elf and nearly making him fall back down. "Who are you and why am I here?" Legolas said. "Well I'm Lynn and you know all the other people and ummm your in my room. Can I flick you ears??? Are they real???? Can you I use your bow and arrow?? Did you know you smell like wood??" Lynn said staring up at the confused elf. "No you can't flick my ears, yes there real, no you cant you use my bow and arrows, and Do I really smell like wood?? My soap is suppose to smell like pine but I never really could...." Legolas said half stopping in his sentence. "Shampoo! My shampoo! Not your shampoo my shampoo!" Legolas taking the bottle of shampoo and heading off into the closet. "Legolas??? The bathroom is the other way. I'll show you where it is so you can shampoo your blonde hair.how do you keep it so shiny?? "Well the first thing you do is condition it then you shampoo and then condition it and the secret tip is the second conditioning." After showing Legolas how to use the shower Lynn went and sat on the bed. "Ummm do you guys need to use the shower also????" Lynn said. "NOOOOOOOOO not a bath!" The fellowship said hiding from Lynn. "Fine you wont take a bath. It's not my fault when all of you smell really bad and I end up not going in the room at all." After Legolas had showered for an hour he came back and sat down on the bed. "Ok now peoplez I'm going to go take a shower. Do not go in the bathroom!" Lynn said. As soon as Erica was in the bathroom all of the fellowship ran to the bathroom door and tried to look in. Suddenly Erica opened the door to see 6 heads looking at her. "Ok now I'm calling Amy and she is watching the door for me!" Lynn said storming over to the phone to call Amy. Amy came within 20 minutes of the phone call and stood at the door shocked when she saw Legolas. "Leegggooolllaaasss!!!!! I love you!!!" Amy said hugging him really really hard. "Can't breathe! Help! Someone.please!" Legolas sputtered turning purple with each word. "Amy let go!" Lynn said releasing the grip on Amy's hug. "Ok now Amy listen I need you to guard the door while I take a shower because of people who like to spy on people when they try to take a shower!!!!!" Lynn said glaring at the fellowship. "OK. I'll make sure that no one gets in there." Amy said nodding at Lynn. During the middle of Lynn's shower someone walked into the bathroom. Lynn though didn't notice it since she was singing to "Commotion" (another one of the car commercial songs!). The person stood right by the shower while Lynn was jumping around in the shower singing into a shampoo bottle. "Lynn?" the person said. "Wha????? Who is that???!!!" Lynn said turning off the water and getting the towel hanging on holder. "Its me." He said stepping forward to reveal Frodo. "Frodo why did you come in here?" Lynn asked looking into Frodo's eyes. "Umm well Merry and Pippin are fighting over your friend. Gandalf is showing Sam tricks and Legolas is brushing his hair. Since no one was by the door I thought I might just come in and tell you." Frodo said blushing. "Awwww its ok. Thank you for telling me. But I want to get back to my shower so go and tell Amy to go back at guarding the door." Lynn said leading Frodo out the door. Lynn finally got her shower but realized she left her clothes out in her room. Without thinking of asking Amy to get them for her she walked out wearing a towel. The whole fellowship turned and looked at her as she entered out of the door. "What??? What's wrong??? Wait..AAAAHHHHHH!!!" Lynn said yelling and running back into the bathroom. "Amy get my clothes I left out there and hand them to me through the door. Amy????? Amy?????" Lynn said waiting for Amy to reply. "Ummmm here are you clothes.." Frodo said slipping the clothes through the door. "Uh thanks Frodo." Lynn said taking them and quickly closing the door.

More soon. It's early in the morning and I'm an insane lunatic! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. AWWWWW sad song on the radio sniffle sniffle begins crying. I want Frodo!!!!!!! Please R&R I hope you enjoyed this chapter. More to come!!!!