Disclaimer: I do not own any lord of the rings characters except for
Frodo! Mwah hahaahahahahahhaahaha sniff sniff I smell popcorn!!!!!! Though
I do also own Lynn, The narrator and other peoplez though they halfway own
themselves....
Chapter 5: Beauty tips from ringwraith
After the most embarrassing incident with Frodo walking in on Lynn in the shower wearing only a towel Lynn left the bathroom. Gandalf was poking the little globe that is squishy-like. Legolas was still brushing his hair with Lynn's hairbrush Sam was in the corner of the room picking his nose. Merry, Amy, and Pippin were calling people on the phone. And Frodo just sat on the bed. "Ummmm I'm calling Marie. I'll see if she'll go do something with you guys." Lynn said grabbing the phone from Merry. Lynn arranged for the fellowship and Amy as well as Lynn's other friend Raye to go with them to play mini-golf. "What about you Lynn why are you not going?" Frodo asked. Merry was picking at something on Lynn. "I.want.my.own.time!" Lynn said removing the small hand of her shirt. "I think its PMS.." Amy said to Pippin and Merry. Giggles started to come from the narrator. "I HEARD THAT!!!" Lynn said heading to the bathroom. "I told you Pip. It really is PMS!" Amy said laughing. All of the peoplez except Lynn headed to play Bowling. "Awwww this is no fun now! I'm going to add another one mwah hahahahahahahahaa cough. As Lynn finally got out of the bathroom a black something hit her wall and fell on the floor. "Owww! That's gotta hurt!" Lynn said examining the black thing. It got up after a couple minutes and dusted itself off. "Who are you?" Lynn said looking suspiciously at it. "Lynn I am your father! No just kidding I'm a ringwraith and I'm here to get the one ring but you can just call me nazgul #00000000000000001." Said the black thing. "Ohh ok but I don't have the ring. Well I do have rings but none of them are the ring you're talking about.sorry!" Lynn said sitting herself on the bed. "Yeah right. The ring is right there! You liar I'm gonna tell sauraman on you!" The Ringwraith said grabbing the small ring. "Uhh its fake. Just made of some type of medal with gold paint on it. You can keep it if you want." Lynn said getting out some gum from her pocket. "Gum! Gum! I want some gum!" Said the Ringwraith losing attention of the ring and sitting next to Lynn. "You can't have any. It's my gum and I only had one piece left. "Give me the gum! Your not being fair!" the Ringwraith said. "To bad!" Lynn said sticking the lat piece of gum in her mouth. "Meanie!" said the Ringwraith stabbing Lynn in the stomach. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Lynn said trying to hold back tears. "Nighty night!" The ringwraith said as Lynn fell back onto the bed. Everyone soon got back from bowling where it tied Gandalf/Amy/Sam. "Gandalf you cheated!" Amy said glaring at Gandalf. Humming "No I didn't I just.uh.used a bit of magic!" "Yeah enough to have you win!" Sam said kicking Gandalf in the shins. "Oww!" said Gandalf. "Will you two..." Frodo said opening the door to see a ringwraith painting his nails and talking to Lynn who was lying on the bed holding her stomach with a cloth that had some blood on it. "What happened??? Are you ok Lynn?" Frodo said looking rather worried. "I..I...I...he started it and I..I.nighty night." Lynn said falling back into unconsciousness. "What did you do to her?" Legolas asked. "Nothing I just..poked her in the stomach..a little to hard. She started it she wouldn't give me any gum!" Said the ringwraith pointing the nail polish at Lynn. "We need to help her. Gandalf help her!" Frodo said sitting by her on the bed. "Uhhh I don't know shake her!" Gandalf said. "Legolas?!" said a voice coming closer and closer to the room. "OH NO NOT HER! SAVE ME PLEASE AHHHHHHHHH!" Legolas said hiding in the closet.
~ ok well I can't think of anything except getting Fellowship on DVD my friend is getting it tonight but I have to wait till like nine in the morning. I WANT MY DVD! sniff sniff crying Please R&R and hope you enjoyed it and MERRY EASTER hands you a chocolate easter bunny ^^
Chapter 5: Beauty tips from ringwraith
After the most embarrassing incident with Frodo walking in on Lynn in the shower wearing only a towel Lynn left the bathroom. Gandalf was poking the little globe that is squishy-like. Legolas was still brushing his hair with Lynn's hairbrush Sam was in the corner of the room picking his nose. Merry, Amy, and Pippin were calling people on the phone. And Frodo just sat on the bed. "Ummmm I'm calling Marie. I'll see if she'll go do something with you guys." Lynn said grabbing the phone from Merry. Lynn arranged for the fellowship and Amy as well as Lynn's other friend Raye to go with them to play mini-golf. "What about you Lynn why are you not going?" Frodo asked. Merry was picking at something on Lynn. "I.want.my.own.time!" Lynn said removing the small hand of her shirt. "I think its PMS.." Amy said to Pippin and Merry. Giggles started to come from the narrator. "I HEARD THAT!!!" Lynn said heading to the bathroom. "I told you Pip. It really is PMS!" Amy said laughing. All of the peoplez except Lynn headed to play Bowling. "Awwww this is no fun now! I'm going to add another one mwah hahahahahahahahaa cough. As Lynn finally got out of the bathroom a black something hit her wall and fell on the floor. "Owww! That's gotta hurt!" Lynn said examining the black thing. It got up after a couple minutes and dusted itself off. "Who are you?" Lynn said looking suspiciously at it. "Lynn I am your father! No just kidding I'm a ringwraith and I'm here to get the one ring but you can just call me nazgul #00000000000000001." Said the black thing. "Ohh ok but I don't have the ring. Well I do have rings but none of them are the ring you're talking about.sorry!" Lynn said sitting herself on the bed. "Yeah right. The ring is right there! You liar I'm gonna tell sauraman on you!" The Ringwraith said grabbing the small ring. "Uhh its fake. Just made of some type of medal with gold paint on it. You can keep it if you want." Lynn said getting out some gum from her pocket. "Gum! Gum! I want some gum!" Said the Ringwraith losing attention of the ring and sitting next to Lynn. "You can't have any. It's my gum and I only had one piece left. "Give me the gum! Your not being fair!" the Ringwraith said. "To bad!" Lynn said sticking the lat piece of gum in her mouth. "Meanie!" said the Ringwraith stabbing Lynn in the stomach. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" Lynn said trying to hold back tears. "Nighty night!" The ringwraith said as Lynn fell back onto the bed. Everyone soon got back from bowling where it tied Gandalf/Amy/Sam. "Gandalf you cheated!" Amy said glaring at Gandalf. Humming "No I didn't I just.uh.used a bit of magic!" "Yeah enough to have you win!" Sam said kicking Gandalf in the shins. "Oww!" said Gandalf. "Will you two..." Frodo said opening the door to see a ringwraith painting his nails and talking to Lynn who was lying on the bed holding her stomach with a cloth that had some blood on it. "What happened??? Are you ok Lynn?" Frodo said looking rather worried. "I..I...I...he started it and I..I.nighty night." Lynn said falling back into unconsciousness. "What did you do to her?" Legolas asked. "Nothing I just..poked her in the stomach..a little to hard. She started it she wouldn't give me any gum!" Said the ringwraith pointing the nail polish at Lynn. "We need to help her. Gandalf help her!" Frodo said sitting by her on the bed. "Uhhh I don't know shake her!" Gandalf said. "Legolas?!" said a voice coming closer and closer to the room. "OH NO NOT HER! SAVE ME PLEASE AHHHHHHHHH!" Legolas said hiding in the closet.
~ ok well I can't think of anything except getting Fellowship on DVD my friend is getting it tonight but I have to wait till like nine in the morning. I WANT MY DVD! sniff sniff crying Please R&R and hope you enjoyed it and MERRY EASTER hands you a chocolate easter bunny ^^
