A/N: This is part of this "series" me and my friend, "A Class Superior" are co-writing together.  Basically we get a character from LOTR and out them in a wacky situation.  Oh, and Arwen pops up in every fic, for some reason.  Don't know why.  I personally hate her.  Anyways, in this one, Elrond, who is ever so cool, becomes a model for a butterfly clip company.  There are also ones about Aragorn, Legolas and Sam, and there's more on the way, so read them coz they're pretty kinky :D!

Disclaimer: I am Legolas so therefore I obviously own everyone.  

All italic parts are written by my friend…..

Elrond sighed.  Now that he was in Valinor, away from the troubles of Middle Earth, he had absolutely nothing to do.  Sure, it was very fun down there, with lots of slides and swings to play on, but he felt like that was not enough.  He needed a purpose in life.  

"I'm bored!" he whined to his wife, Celebrian.  She looked at him and frowned.  

"That's the only thing you ever say these days!"

"Well it's true!  I am bored!  Bored bored BORED!!!!!!!!"

"Well then, why don't you get a job or something?"

Elrond brightened up.

"That's a great idea!' He leapt up from his chair, kissed her, grabbed the newspaper and ran away.

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Elrond sat on a park bench, browsing through his newspaper.  What could he work as?  Plumber?  No, he hated getting dirty.  A teacher?  No, the kids would all laugh at him because of his butterfly clips.

Butterfly clips!  That was it!  Halfway down the page was the ad:

JOB VACANT

Model for the local

Butterfly clip company.

OMG!  That job would be perfect for him!  He could be his gorgeous and butterfly clip wearing self, and get paid for it!  He leapt up from the park bench and ran down the street in glee.

"YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

P.S. Does anyone know who the hell Legolas' mother is? 

All flames will be used to fuel the fire which will burn Legolas at the stake.  So send as many as possible, and SOON!  I think he's starting to realise that I haven't actually tied him to anything…………..