A/N: I love Matrix Reloaded. It's so cool :D! I love ex-Agent Smith; he ROCKS!
A couple of days later, Elrond was sitting in the main foyer of the butterfly clip company, nervously awaiting his job interview.
A short, hairy man who looked vaguely familiar led him into an office. He sat down and looked across at his would-be employer.
"Arwen?!" He asked, shocked. "You're my new employer?! YOU??!!"
"Yes, me," she said smugly. "Me, me, me."
"Me too," said another voice.
Elrond looked behind Arwen and saw Glorfindel there as well.
"Hello, Elrond," he said. "Welcome to the butterfly clip company."
"OMG, you guys all work here? Why didn't you tell me?!"
Arwen looked over his head and rolled her eyes at Glorfindel, who giggled.
"Well, to tell you the truth," said Arwen. "We didn't really want you to come as a customer because you're so picky. We didn't want to give you discounts."
"That's so mean!" Elrond sobbed.
"Yeah, well, what can you do?" Arwen shrugged. Glorfindel handed her a file and walked away. Arwen opened the file.
"So, Mr…." She looked down at the file. "Half-elven, do you have any prior experience as a model?"
"Well," Elrond really wanted this job, but how could he beat all these other competitors? "I………I wear them a lot, butterfly clips. I think I will do well."
"Yes, you do wear them a lot," Arwen sniggered.
"Shh…." Elrond said warningly. "My dear daughter, not in public!"
"But everyone can see you wear them anyway." She said, indicating the green and pink clips in Elrond's hair.
"Excuse me, but they're purple, you colour-blind elf!"
Arwen was flabbergasted. "I'm not a colour blind elf, you – you smelly orc!"
"Marrier of humans!"
"Slut!"
Elrond was quite offended by this. He jumped up and slapped her.
"You–you-you horrible little girl, I'll-"
"I'm not little," replied Arwen, putting her hand on her cheek. "I'm three thousand years old!"
"I have half a mind to disown you here and now!!" cried Elrond, ignoring her statement.
"Fine then! Disown me! See what I care!"
"Fine! I will!" Elrond stormed out of the office. Two seconds later he ran back and popped his head in the door.
"Oh, by the way, did I get the job?"
Well, since the only other person who applied was Thranduil…." Arwen began. "Hell yeah!"
Elrond ran in and kissed her.
"Thank you!"
Suddenly he remembered he was still pissed at her. "Well, I'm going to disown you now."
He walked out of the room.
"Have fun!" Arwen called after him.
