"Bedtime Story" Chapter 4 by Pyrobunnie
PG
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Chapter 4:
Students and teachers wandered into the Great Hall in clumps, and seated themselves at the long tables. As she walked in the Great Hall with some of her friends, Ginny caught sight of Draco speaking quietly with one of the kitchen elves.
'Hmmm…I wonder what he's up to' She thought. 'Draco doesn't just randomly talk to the house elves…'
Sighing she turned back to Ron and Hermione's latest lover's quarrel, far more interesting than the inner workings of the stupid git's mind. That is, if the prat had a mind inside his ego inflated head.
"You did to!"
"I did not!"
"Did!"
"Didn't"
"Insufferable ignoramus!"
"…Yeah, well…Teacher's Pet!"
"GUYS!" bellowed Harry, interrupting Ron and Hermione's eloquent exchange. Startled, the both looked over at him and smiled sheepishly. Ever since they'd begun dating the summer after their 5th year they'd had about 500 little spats. Of course, most of the 500 spats had quickly turned into snogging, but still. Ginny loved them together, and had been ecstatic when she caught her brother looking at jewelers catalogues. Hermione would make a great sister, it was about time there was another girl in the family. Lost in thought, she absently pushed aside the bowl of fresh pineapple a house elf sat directly in front of her.
"Mmmmm….pineapple!" Ron yelled reaching across to grab it. "They never have fresh pineapple". Taking a large bite, Ron grinned, chewing. As he swallowed, he got a funny look on his face and his nose began twitching.
"Ohhhhhhmmmm…eep!" he moaned, ending on a high pitched squeak. Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and the rest of the table looked down the table in surprise at Ron, who seemed to be having some difficulty with his food.
"Ron?" Hermione asked incredulously.
Ron was in too much shock to answer. By this time, his body had begun to expand and grow tufts of red hair. Now the entire room was focused on him. Within seconds, a 10 foot tall weasel sat twitching and squeaking angrily where Ronald Weasley had been.
"DRACO MALFOY!!" Ginny screamed, having quickly figured out what Draco had been whispering to the kitchen elf about.
The Slytherins rolled with laughter while the rest of the school jumped up and ran to the edges of the Great Hall, wary of the 10 foot rodent, but still curious of what would happen next. Draco sat amidst his house mates, not laughing, just staring smugly at the flame haired girl who had her wand trained on him, looking very much like she would like to kill him.
"You…You…" she sputtered, at a loss for words in her anger. "You….You're not nice!"
Draco clapped, once, twice, three times, slowly, mocking her. "Bravo Weasle….Bravo. I'm wounded by your wit yet again. Poor Ronniekins, you didn't eat your pineapple like a good little girl, and now he's a weasel. Well, more so of one than usual anyway."
By now, Ginny had had enough. "visage pourpre" she yelled at the same moment Draco yelled "longue dent".
Even as Ginny felt her teeth begin to grow out of her head she felt an immense burst of satisfaction at the site of Draco's usually sexy face swell and turn purple. She began to laugh at the site he made, and noticing that her teeth had grown to 2 feet in length, Draco began laughing too. They continued to laugh hysterically at each other all the way to Dumbledore's office, where Professors Snape and McGonagall were angrily herding them.
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Ok, well there's the end of this chapter! Sorry it took me so long, between studying for the SAT's, working, and all my other usual school stuff I havn't had much time to write. Please review and let me know what you think!! Oh! And Thank you's to:
animequeen36, TiggerGrl1306 (glad you're enjoying it little sis), SilverStreak_33 (I've never read a Child Queen, so I'm not sure), Noodlejelly, TK, Saphire, Lucia (Harry & Co are in it, but I don't know how much they'll be in yet), Harry's Sweetie220, Stawriter, Lunadaisy, ~*JeNn*~ , DobbyWinky, Rory, Xzy (but if she kills Draco, then there is no Draco! Otherwise a good idea. ^_^), Sakura, tiku (yeh, I don't like her whole Harry love sick thing either), Anti Yamato Tomboy, Harlene Quinzelle, Satans Little Princess, Ally, Melissa Belial Riddle, krissy, Venus Saturnalia, Nice, Icefly (I'm sorry, you don't like cliffies?), Hermione, SilverPhoenixWings (I did go review her story), anastacy, kitty, emma, Luinthoron, Courteney, Eiez, wmlaw (he just seems like a worry about the nails kind of guy. ^_~), Micaela, Juliana Wright (D/Hr?!), Harry84, Luinthoron, Nemain the Raven, Meagan Malfoy, TristaSetsuna, summerthyme (well, they are panties! ^_^), chikobaby, pRINCESs, Me, StarChildHermione86 (I'm sorry, I wasn't sure if I should have been putting every chapter on the group page.), Alex, Cheshire, MochaButterfly(I don't know where I'm going either with it.).
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