Hi guys! This is based on a conversation between me and LaDemon (her Miyu stuff is A-MA-ZING. Extra ZING for luck. Not that she needs it!)

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HUGE AMOUNTS OF CRAZINESS

(Larva is busy reading Harry Poo-tter 4 but is having trouble looking through the eye slits in his mask. Miyu comes in and thrusts herself against the door frame in a 'ahem' risqué position.)

MIYU: Why, hello there..... Larrrrrrrrva.

LARVA: Hey Miyu.

NARRATOR AND ARTIST: Miyu! Psst! Miyu!

MIYU: What now?

NAD: You know, up until this moment, Vampire Princess Miyu is the only Anime without nudity or sex! Keep it down! We have an award you know! (She holds up an Oscar-type figurine with a 'censored' sign over the groin area.)

MIYU: Yeah, whatever. This dude is hot! I mean, Anime-al hot!

NAD: MIIIIIIIIYUUUUUUUU!!

MIYU: I'm a vampire princess! I can suck your blood! (Giggles annoyingly)

NAD: (Clutches bleeding ears) NOOOOOO! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!

MIYU: (To herself) He he he...... That should buy me some time. (She sits down by Larva) Hey Larrrrrrrrva. What chya reading?

LARVA: (bored) Harry Poo-tter 4. I'm reading this one so I'm up to date when the next one comes out.

MIYU: (angry) Oh, come on! Like you need to! The ginger one says something funny, the girl gets picked on, some monster is released, then defeated! Do you need to be up to date? LET'S MAKE LOVE!

LARVA: WHAT???

MIYU: You heard me Larrrrrrrrva! I've loved you ever since you took your mask off..

LARVA: Miyu.. (points to the NAD, clutching her ears and the figurine)

MIYU: Don't worry (seductively ^ O ^) she won't hear a thing....

LARVA: Miyu..

MIYU: (stripping and singing at the same time) I'M.. too sexy for my kimono.. Too sexy for my bow.. Too SEXAAAAAAY!

LARVA: Stop it Miyu! (she stops and then pouts)

MIYU: I knew it. You're gay, aren't you!

LARVA: Never! I'm as straight as this line! (he draws a line and it wobbles.)

MIYU: That doesn't look very straight to me. I knew it! (hits Larva with nearby pillow) You are gay! Why else would a guy over 12 want to read Harry Poo-tter??

LARVA: It's not that Miyu... I think Ronald McDonald has a charming sense of humour! (Miyu wails)

NAD: (loudly, to Larva) Has she stopped giggling yet?

LARVA: Yes! She's crying cos I won't get jiggy with her! (Miyu wails and hits Larva with the cushion again)

MIYU: Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!

NAD: Miyu.. not many people swear in this either!

MIYU: SHUT UP!

NAD: Do you want to get erased??

MIYU: Nooooooooooo!

NAD: I'm doing it Miyu, it's coming down on the paper... (she rubs out Miyu's ear)

MIYU: Oh, crap! I needed that! Couldn't you have just got rid of the fan?? Do I ever use it?? (Larva gives a thumbs up to NAD and continues to read) I need my ear to hear, you know! Hellooooooo? ANYONE?