Miyu hacks pink balloons onto a cake while Larva tries to put up balloons but instead gently floats to the ceiling.

LARVA: (Sighs) I don't see the point of this party Miyu. Your age isn't going to change. You're going to be 14 everyday!

MIYU: Read the sign, Larva (she holds up a sign saying 'Fourever 14'), see what is says?

LARVA: It's spelled wrong.

MIYU: Never mind that! I'm never going to have a sweet sixteen or a fun fifteen so I'm having a forever 14! Cool, huh?

LARVA: But the truth is you're about one hundred and...

MIYU: (Brandishes the sign and steps n the cake) No! Stop there! I'm 14! 14!!! ^ _ ^

LARVA: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Okay. 14. ^ _ ^;;

NAD: He is right you know Miyu. There isn't any point.

MIYU: What do you mean, no point?

NAD: Just, you know. There's no point to anything. You know that bow you wear? I got bored.

MIYU: (Shocked) How can you say that? On my birthday! What are you trying to say...?

NAD: You... you were a mistake Miyu. I was bored and saw a cute looking guy in an advert, tried to draw him and came up with Larva.

LARVA: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh! (Thumbs up)

NAD: Then I thought 'This guy needs a spunky sidekick, preferably one who'll get her clothes off at the drop of a hat.' Then you were born Miyu.

MIYU: (Sits in the cake) Bugger.

NAD: Um, I didn't plan her to swear.

MIYU: Quiet you. (The doorbell rings)

LARVA: Miyu, you okay?

MIYU: (Straightens her skirt and stands up) Yes, I'm fine. Absolutely great. (She gets off of the table) Brilliant.. In fact I think I'll... (Slams face in cake) OH GOD I'M SO DEPRESSED! (The doorbell rings again)

LARVA: I'll get that shall I?

MIYU: (Full of woe) Spunky sidekick??

Larva opens the door to find a hyper...

YUI: Hi mommy!

MIYU: How many times do I have to tell her?? I'm not her 'mommy'. (She points at the sky) SHE IS! THE BITCH!

YUI: Bi-tch?

NAD: I knew this would happen....

LARVA: Shall we sit down? (They all sit round a small table) Here's my present, Miyu.

MIYU: (Takes a box and opens it. Sarcastically) Oh goody. A cardboard box.

LARVA: (Heartbroken) It was all I could afford....

YUI: Here's mine, bitch!

LARVA: YUI!

MIYU: She takes after her mother.. (Opens the box) Oh. (She takes out a book. None other than Harry Poo-tter 3)

YUI: I didn't think you'd have read that one, mommy bitch!

LARVA: YUI!

MIYU: Has the same ring as Moogle Chan doesn't it? Mommy bitch? (Far away a young writer reads a Miyu manga and has a great idea.....)

LARVA: This was a bad idea.

MIYU: Larva, let's get jiggy.

LARVA: HUH?

MIYU: You know, that box isn't all you can give me as a present...

YUI: (Points to Larva and jumps up and down) Bitch! Bitch! You're Mommy Bitch's bitch!

LARVA: I am so not!

PERSON NEXT DOOR: Keep it down!

YUI: (Points at the wall) Bitch!

Far away a young writer drops her hat....

MIYU: (Jumps up on the table and starts to strip on the cake) I'm too sexy for my kimono....

NAD: Look at you! Larva is trying to convince Yui that he's not Miyu's bitch, like that's ever gonna work, Yui is jumping up and down saying 'bitch' the whole time and Miyu has just been told she's a mistake.. I really should sort this out. (Looks at TV guide) Oh well! Bye everybody!

Sorry if that was a bit mad for some people's tastes but I was particularly hyper.. ^ _ ^;; he he he he he...