Okay, if you haven't seen the OAV's then just don't read this chapter. Oh,
screw it, read it anyway, but you might not get the cage bit..
Miyu is tapping her foot as she waits impatiently outside the Odeon - The Abyss branch.
Suddenly, a huge roar is heard and Larva comes round the corner on a motorbike, his long robe billowing out behind him. Unfortunately, it gets caught in his back wheel and he is catapulted off the bike and lands at Miyu's feet.
LARVA: Hi Miyu.
MIYU: You're late. And what's with that thing? (She points to the motorbike)
LARVA: It's from my retire- never mind. Shall we go in?
MIYU: I thought you'd never ask.
(In the Foyer)
LARVA: So what do you want to see? I've heard good stuff about Lord of the Rings.
MIYU: It's all just myth and folklore! Hobbits? Never heard of them! Aha! Shinma Wars Episode 3: Bugger All. My kind of thing.
LARVA: Um, Miyu, did it ever hit you that I'm a Shinma? I'm uncomfortable with them all being killed right before me.
MIYU: Why did you apply for this job then?
LARVA: Didn't. You bit me. You bitch.
ARTIST PERSON OR NAD: Larva! I never thought!
LARVA: Hey, you said this could be a day off!
APORNAD: (Mumbles)
LARVA: As I was saying, I never asked to be your slave until eternity.
MIYU: Well, why don't you quit?
LARVA: It pays well. Anyway, I already ha- never mind.
MIYU: So, Two Weeks Notice?
LARVA: Very funny. Let's see Chicago.
MIYU: I knew it! You are gay, aren't you!
LARVA: No way, I fancy the cast.
MIYU: What, all of them?
LARVA: No! I'm seeing it for Rich- enee Zelwegger! That's it! (Mumbles) She's so hot....
MIYU: I don't know whether that's better or worse. Let's watch it then. (They approach the ticket booth)
LARVA: Hi, one Shinma and one vampire princess for Chicago please.
SPOTTY GUY: Excuse me sir, I can't see your face, can you bend down a bit?
LARVA: (Sighs and gets down on his knees. He's now 4 feet tall) Better?
SG: Not really. Could you take your mask off?
LARVA: No. You see women fall at my feet if I do that.
SG: Oh. Okay! Could you show me some ID please?
LARVA: (Gets out driving licence)
SG: Thank you. Enjoy the movie.
(Larva gets up and bangs his head on the booth.)
LARVA: Aw, crap!
MIYU: I'm gonna get a Blood-E-Hell shake. You want anything?
LARVA: Just a large tub of popcorn and a bottle of Coca-Cola, 'It's the veal thing!' please.
MIYU: Why do you insist on saying the taglines?
(In the screen)
They edge their ways to the front. Larva sits down. He is 6 feet tall.
GUY AT THE BACK: Down in front!
LARVA: Okay! (His head slowly shrinks into his neck)
MIYU: I never knew... Microscopic Larva!
GATB: Do you realise how smutty that sounds?
MIYU: Hell yeah! He won't sleep with me! (Larva isn't shrinking very fast. Miyu hits him and he creaks and stops.) That's it! In the cage!
LARVA: Nooooo! (Miyu shoves him into a tiny birdcage. He's now 40cm tall) Ow... My kidneys.. Stay calm, Larva. Not much longer now...
MIYU: What didya just say?
LARVA: (Mumbles) Nothing.
WOMAN AT BACK: Keep it down! Richard Gere is taking his pants off!
LARVA: Really?
WAB: Oh yeah.. you'd better believe it!
LARVA: Oh yeah...
MIYU: I knew it! (Miyu stands up and pokes Larva's small intestine) You fancy Richard Gere!
LARVA: So do you.
MIYU: You do have a point there...
GATB: Down in front!
MIYU: Quiet you, do you want me to giggle?
GATB: No ma'am! Just get your gay friend to shut up!
LARVA: Miyu, please.. just this once..
MIYU: (Sighs) Uh.. Larva, write his name in fire..
WAB: Hey! He isn't a Shinma!
MIYU: (Pissed off) WRITE THEIR NAMES IN FIRE! (Larva tries to write their names but fails) What? Why can't you do it? Is it the cage?
LARVA: No, Miyu, I've retired. (Everybody gasps)
MIYU: How can you? You're supposed to be my servant until the end of time!
LARVA: Yeah, but I'm not part of that stupid union anymore.
MIYU: It all makes sense! Why else would you have copious amounts of money at your disposal?
LARVA: That's insulting! I may be locked in a bird cage but I still have a lawyer!
MIYU: There's only one way to settle this...
Miyu is tapping her foot as she waits impatiently outside the Odeon - The Abyss branch.
Suddenly, a huge roar is heard and Larva comes round the corner on a motorbike, his long robe billowing out behind him. Unfortunately, it gets caught in his back wheel and he is catapulted off the bike and lands at Miyu's feet.
LARVA: Hi Miyu.
MIYU: You're late. And what's with that thing? (She points to the motorbike)
LARVA: It's from my retire- never mind. Shall we go in?
MIYU: I thought you'd never ask.
(In the Foyer)
LARVA: So what do you want to see? I've heard good stuff about Lord of the Rings.
MIYU: It's all just myth and folklore! Hobbits? Never heard of them! Aha! Shinma Wars Episode 3: Bugger All. My kind of thing.
LARVA: Um, Miyu, did it ever hit you that I'm a Shinma? I'm uncomfortable with them all being killed right before me.
MIYU: Why did you apply for this job then?
LARVA: Didn't. You bit me. You bitch.
ARTIST PERSON OR NAD: Larva! I never thought!
LARVA: Hey, you said this could be a day off!
APORNAD: (Mumbles)
LARVA: As I was saying, I never asked to be your slave until eternity.
MIYU: Well, why don't you quit?
LARVA: It pays well. Anyway, I already ha- never mind.
MIYU: So, Two Weeks Notice?
LARVA: Very funny. Let's see Chicago.
MIYU: I knew it! You are gay, aren't you!
LARVA: No way, I fancy the cast.
MIYU: What, all of them?
LARVA: No! I'm seeing it for Rich- enee Zelwegger! That's it! (Mumbles) She's so hot....
MIYU: I don't know whether that's better or worse. Let's watch it then. (They approach the ticket booth)
LARVA: Hi, one Shinma and one vampire princess for Chicago please.
SPOTTY GUY: Excuse me sir, I can't see your face, can you bend down a bit?
LARVA: (Sighs and gets down on his knees. He's now 4 feet tall) Better?
SG: Not really. Could you take your mask off?
LARVA: No. You see women fall at my feet if I do that.
SG: Oh. Okay! Could you show me some ID please?
LARVA: (Gets out driving licence)
SG: Thank you. Enjoy the movie.
(Larva gets up and bangs his head on the booth.)
LARVA: Aw, crap!
MIYU: I'm gonna get a Blood-E-Hell shake. You want anything?
LARVA: Just a large tub of popcorn and a bottle of Coca-Cola, 'It's the veal thing!' please.
MIYU: Why do you insist on saying the taglines?
(In the screen)
They edge their ways to the front. Larva sits down. He is 6 feet tall.
GUY AT THE BACK: Down in front!
LARVA: Okay! (His head slowly shrinks into his neck)
MIYU: I never knew... Microscopic Larva!
GATB: Do you realise how smutty that sounds?
MIYU: Hell yeah! He won't sleep with me! (Larva isn't shrinking very fast. Miyu hits him and he creaks and stops.) That's it! In the cage!
LARVA: Nooooo! (Miyu shoves him into a tiny birdcage. He's now 40cm tall) Ow... My kidneys.. Stay calm, Larva. Not much longer now...
MIYU: What didya just say?
LARVA: (Mumbles) Nothing.
WOMAN AT BACK: Keep it down! Richard Gere is taking his pants off!
LARVA: Really?
WAB: Oh yeah.. you'd better believe it!
LARVA: Oh yeah...
MIYU: I knew it! (Miyu stands up and pokes Larva's small intestine) You fancy Richard Gere!
LARVA: So do you.
MIYU: You do have a point there...
GATB: Down in front!
MIYU: Quiet you, do you want me to giggle?
GATB: No ma'am! Just get your gay friend to shut up!
LARVA: Miyu, please.. just this once..
MIYU: (Sighs) Uh.. Larva, write his name in fire..
WAB: Hey! He isn't a Shinma!
MIYU: (Pissed off) WRITE THEIR NAMES IN FIRE! (Larva tries to write their names but fails) What? Why can't you do it? Is it the cage?
LARVA: No, Miyu, I've retired. (Everybody gasps)
MIYU: How can you? You're supposed to be my servant until the end of time!
LARVA: Yeah, but I'm not part of that stupid union anymore.
MIYU: It all makes sense! Why else would you have copious amounts of money at your disposal?
LARVA: That's insulting! I may be locked in a bird cage but I still have a lawyer!
MIYU: There's only one way to settle this...
