DISCLAMER: I don't own LOTR (sadly) But Rachel Em and Jeff are mine so back off.

CHAPTER 1: not again *************************************************************************

Rachel opened her eyes and groaned "I feel like I just ran a marathon and got ran over at the same time" she said as she brought her hands to her head and started to squeeze "damn my head hurts what happened" and then it all came rushing back to her Jeff and glass and. . . Her arm!! She looked down at her arm and groaned again "great absolutely great" she lifted her arm and whimpered in pain. Then she felt something sharp sticking into the back of her neck. "Do not move or I will be forced to take action" Said a voice from behind her. 'Oh screw this shit' she thought as she climbed to her feet and turned around "fine JUST FINE" she started laughing insanely "YOU WANT TO SHOOT ME GO RIGHT AHEAD I'M OPEN" The man that had the arrow pointing at her covered his ears "lower your voice I can still hear you" She glared at him a lowered her voice "take your best shot but don't draw it out I don't like to feel pain" she said as she looked pointedly down at her arm.

The man stared at her arm eyes open wide, Rachel however was looking around her "where the hell am I?" She demanded. "You are in Rivendell lady." he stopped when he realized he didn't know her name. "Rachel" she said "Rachel Heart." "Lady Rachel" he said as he walked over to look at her arm. "Just Rachel" she said as she looked him over while he looked at her arm. "I am Legolas Greenleaf," He said introducing himself. He had long blonde hair that surprisingly looked good on him. Bright blue eyes that sparkled in the sun light. He was tall, about six feet. Looking down she saw he was wearing a green tunic and brown breeches. She looked up at his face and saw that he was looking at her with as much interest as she was showing. She flushed a bright red "sorry" she mumbled as she looked away. "For what milady" he asked stepping towards her and lifting her chin so her eyes meet his. She sighed in defeat "for staring it was rude" "There is nothing to be ashamed of" he said as they started walking, "Um.where are we going?" she asked looking around "wait.no scratch that where the hell am I?" He looked at her for a moment before replying, "You are in Rivendell milady". "Ra-chel" she said slowly "My name is Ra-chel not milady" then what he said before sank in "wait.what did you say?" He looked confused at her sudden change of topic "um.wait I said we were in Rivendell lady Rachel" She banged her head against a tree while Legolas look on in alarm "Just Rachel" she said in a frustrated voice as Legolas made way to stop her before she did permanent damage. "Ok I'm done" "Good.Rachel" he said trying not to say lady like he was brought up to do. "You learn quickly" She said sarcastically. He looked at her indignantly "I was always a quick learner." "Yay for you" she said sarcastically. "Are you going to shot me or not?" "Or not" he said with a grin. "So bow twanger really does have a sense of humor well who'd a thunk" she said rolling her eyes. "Come we need to get that arm of yours looked at" he said grabbing her good arm and pulling her. "Well you guys sure go for the nicest way to handle things...Ohhh pretty" she said reaching out and touching his hair. "I would kill for hair like that." "Please don't" he said with a grin. "What?" she replied.. innocently? "Kill me for my hair" he smiled down at her. "Never" she said stroking his hair some more "just play with it a lot" she said getting a bit light head (and well.stupid is the best word I can think of) from the loss of blood. Noticing this Legolas rushed her onward and as soon as they came in sight of Mirkwood palace she passed out ***

Sorry I got bad writers block here, my characters always seem to pass out don't they. Oh well Review like always flames will be excepts as well as Master Card and Visa But will be used to feed my ducks