A bright sunny Tokyo day. Even the clouds of pollution did not manage to spoil the beautiful day (but they didn't know the horror that was about to hit them.)

PERFECT BLUE: MIYU STYLE!

(Several bats wearing tutus burst out of the screen. Press HERE for the graphics)

What? Did you press it? I can't believe you fell for that, SUCK-ER! SUCKER, SUCKER, SUCKER SUCKER...

YUI: SUCKER! I mean, bitch!

LARVA: What are you doing in my house?

YUI: You call this a house? Okay..

LARVA: What?

YUI: Eh, I got bored. You know your agent is a barrel of laughs!

LARVA: Yes, (sigh) my pimp.

YUI: 0.0

LARVA: What?

YUI: You do realise that you called your agent your pimp.

LARVA: No! Of course I didn't- Oh, wait. Damn, I did do that didn't I?

YUI: Or did you, Mommy Bitch's bitch? This is Perfect Blue - Nobody's sure what to think! I might not even be here!

LARVA: Don't be stupid! (Larva looks around. Yui is gone.) Weird. Oh well, better get back to doing what I do best. (Gets out a tube of lubricant) Oh yeah.. That clogged up drain won't know what hit it! (The phone rings) Oh, better get that.

Larva is suddenly on stage with two other girls in similar costumes, the costumes being pink tutus.

LARVA: Huh?

MOLLY: Larver, baby. Okay, the boxing career didn't work out as planned, nor did the slave for eternity thing, ech, but this is gonna be HUGE!

LARVA: So is this if I stand next to these girls any longer!

GIRL #1: (Who just happens to be LaDemon) Hey, he's not gay!

GIRL #2: (Who just happens to be ME! MoogleChan!) Shh, keep your voice down. He's very temperamental. He could be gay any minute. Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?

GIRL #1: Yeah, you killed me off. Bitch! Hey, I'm Yui! (She clutches her throat and falls over dead. I mean really dead. Not coming back. Then again..)

GIRL #2: Ha! That's what you get for messing with the author!

LARVA: Hey, Molly, I hate to butt in but we're one person down.

GIRL #2: Correction, one DEMON down.

MOLLY: Hey, we have a replacement!

LARVA: Who?

MOLLY: ME! Oh this reminds me of the days when I was a singer, unfortunately my career didn't head off as planned and I became your manager. I also grew a huge amount of hatred for you. Which you shouldn't know about. Hey, where did you go?

Larva is on stage with GIRL #2.

LARVA+GIRL #2: It's what you do to me, do to me, do to me! You make my heart sing, heart sing, heart sing!

MOLLY: Murph!? Wait! The announcement!

LARVA: (Hissing) What announcement?

MOLLY: That you're leaving Spam!

AUDIENCE: Huh?

MOLLY: That's right, Larva. You're leaving to become an actress.

LARVA: Actor.

MOLLY: Don't kid yourself, I mean, blue hair? Camawn!

LARVA: (To audience) I regret to say ladies and, ahem, gentlemen I am leaving CHAM to become an actor. I have really enjoyed my two years in Cham. I don't know what I'm going to do so.. um well that's it. Start crying.

AUDIENCE: BOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!

RANDOM PUNKS: Hey! Spam! You suck! (They start throwing cans)

LARVA: (Hissing) CHAM!

RANDOM PUNKS: Oh, you Cham? Sorry, we're looking for Spam. They REALLY suck.

LARVA: One concert hall along.

RANDOM PUNKS: Thanks dude, you're really cool.

MR MIYU-MANIA: Hey! Get out of here! This is Cham's last concert together and I want it to be Perfect! (Blue)

RANDOM PUNKS: We're sorry about the cans, we're leaving! We love Cham!

MR MIYU-MANIA: Hey, I'm not taking anymore crap outta you!

RANDOM PUNKS: Excuse us but we think Cham are really cool!

MR MIYU-MANIA: Get out! (She throws them out and gives a spooky smile to Larva)

LARVA: (Whispers to Girl #2) What a freak!

Larva is sitting at home, surfing the web.

LARVA: (Singing) I'm a blue-haired guy, da ba dee dab a die, I'm in need of a guy (he pauses. Shrugs) I'm in need of hair dye, daba dee daba die.. Hey, what's this here? LARVA'S ROOM? Huh, I guess I could look at.. (He opens the link) Wait a minute! This website has every single detail of what I did today, yesterday and the past days for.. TWO YEARS! Oh and there's lots of nude pictures of me. Wait a second that's not my body!

GHOSTLY LARVA: (From the last chapter) No, it's MY body! You're a dirty little Larva for taking your clothes off and posting them on the Internet!

LARVA: But I didn't do it.

GHOSTLY LARVA: What? You didn't? (Beat) Oh. (Beat) You shouldn't have left Spam.

LARVA: I was never in Spam.

GHOSTLY LARVA: Damn! I got the wrong apartment!

LARVA: Ugh.

Ghostly Larva leaves, only to be replaced by Mr Miyu-Mania.

LARVA: It's you! From the concert! Hey, you also look like Miyu!

MR MIYU-MANIA: No way! I wasn't spying on you!

LARVA: I didn't say anything about you spying on me.

MR MIYU-MANIA: No? Well, um.. I'm your new window cleaner!

LARVA: Where's the duster?

MR MIYU-MANIA: Um.. I dropped it?

GHOSTLY LARVA: (Holding up duster) Is this yours?

MR MIYU-MANIA: No but.. Um, yes! It is mine! Thanks! (S/he cleans it's way out of the window)

LARVA: Weird.. Who set up this website anyway?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PART OF.. PERFECT BLUE!!

OR NOT..

DEPENDS ON HOW I FEEL..

I GET REALLY SLEEPY AND.. OH! REVIEW PLEASE!!

^__^ Sayonara!!