Hello everybody! Hope you like the next chapter of.. Perfect Blue spin-off
chapter 8!!
YUI: Or is it? I just don't know anymore, stupid bitch.
LARVA: Now, Yui don't say that. (Larva and Yui stand outside Waterstones)
YUI: What, anymore?
LARVA: No, Yui..
YUI: Shut up, stupid bitch and get me Harry Poo-tter 5!
LARVA: But...
YUI: Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt what?
LARVA: Waterstones doesn't open till midnight.
YUI: I don't care! It's midnight now!
LARVA: No it's-
Larva sits upright in his bed. He looks around, breathing heavily.
Larva sits upright in bed, this time looking around suspiciously. He reaches down the side of the bed and pulls out a kipper.
LARVA: Wait, how did that-?
Larva sits upright in bed.
LARVA: That stupid alarm clock! First, it goes off at 10! Then it goes off at 11! And now it goes off at-
YUI: Midnight! Camawn, get me Harry Poo-tter 5! Someone is supposed to die!
GIRL #1: (LaDemon, remember?) I'm dead!
YUI: Shut the hell up, bitch! (Throws a shoe at her)
GIRL #1: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
YUI: Wait, if you're dead, then why-
Larva and Yui are standing inside Waterstones paying for Harry Poo-tter 5. Apart from the staff and them, the place is completely deserted.
LARVA: Hey, where are all the crowds? The screaming women, the crying babies and where the hell is the Village People?
CHECK OUT GUY: The Village People were booked for a barmitzvah.
YUI: (Whispers) I'm telling mommy bitch you're gay.
LARVA: I don't care.
YUI: Yes you do-oo!
LARVA: No, I don't.
YUI: Do.
LARVA: Don't.
YUI: Don't.
LARVA: Thank you!
YUI: Crap! That usually works!
LARVA: (Sarcastically) Yeah, and so does my ability to stay in a scene for more than 2 min-
Larva is on the set of his new erotically charged thriller, FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY (note: yes, this is the name of the new Austin Powers movie. I got stuck for ideas, kay?). He is wearing a Basque with lacy bits and a tiny skirt.
LARVA: This is so degrading.
MOLLY: I didn't want you to do it!
LARVA: Then why am I doing it?
MOLLY: Because Robert said so.
LARVA: Who the hell is Robert?
MOLLY: Your other agent.
ROBERT: Hi.
LARVA: I've never met you before.
ROBERT: Well isn't that a coincidence, I haven't met you before either!
DIRECTOR: And action!
Larva gets onto a small circular stage. The lights flash on and Larva starts to do a seductive dance, or as seductive a dance can get when danced by a 8 ft tall Shinma in heels and a miniskirt.
MR MIYU-MANIA: (In crowd) Woo! Shake it!
LARVA: This reminds me of Vegas..
MR MIYU-MANIA: Shut the hell up! (S/He jumps onto the stage and thrusts Larva down. S/He rips off Larva's miniskirt and pulls of his g-string..)
LARVA: Wait, g-string?
MR MIYU-MANIA: Hey, Larva! We wear the same underwear!
LARVA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LARVA'S NIPPLE: *Tweaky tweaky* *Squeaky squeaky*
Larva wakes up in his apartment.
LARVA: Bloody alarm clock.
He gets up and walks around. He stops, sniffs the air and pulls the kipper from under the mattress. He strokes it, throws it onto the bed and goes to his computer.
LARVA: Hmm, what shall I visit today? I know! The website that disturbingly knows every single aspect of my life! I wonder if they've updated.. Let's see.. Larva FanFiction. What the hell is that? (He clicks on it) Hey, this stuff is pretty good! Wait, a lemon? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Who am I doing it with this time?
GHOSTLY LARVA: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LARVA: Next apartment buddy!
GHOSTLY LARVA: Aw, great! I missed my dramatic cue!
LARVA: Hang on a sec, this says I'm in a mental institution. Visiting.. Molly!?
Sure enough, Larva is whisked away to a mental institution where he is visiting Molly.
LARVA: Dude, this is screwed up.
DOCTOR: Well, she's suffering from separate personality disorder. She cosmicology despised the very gerology if your present humdingger.
LARVA: In English?
DOCTOR: She hates you so much buddy that she was pretending to be you! Oh, and she thinks you're fat.
LARVA: I'm just big-boned.
DOCTOR: Yeah, whatever! (He starts to walk away. Larva grabs him by the shoulder)
LARVA: Um, excuse me? I've been having these really weird flashbacks and flash forwards, I never really know who is raping me and I found this kipper..
DOCTOR: Huh, you sound crazy! You're coming with me!
LARVA: No, I'm not crazy!
DOCTOR: That's what the lady who humped my shoe said.
The doctor throws Larva in front of a door. It says 'LARVA'S ROOM' (Hint hint nudge nudge wink wank.. Oh, I mean wink)
LARVA: (As the door swings open) Larva's what?
LADEMON: (Hunched over computer with several revealing pictures of Larva and a big Mr Miyu-Mania mask on the side of the bed) Larva's Rooooooom, impostor! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - Oh crap, not again..
Larva is in his car. A perfect blue sky is reflected in his rear view mirror. He looks up.
LARVA: Oh, this is really me! (He puts his key in the ignition) Wait, wasn't I committed?
LADEMON: (Pops up in back seat) Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
LARVA: Oh shi-
Larva wakes up. He is back in his normal flat with the normal Miyu by his side.
LARVA: Aah.. Wait why are we both naked?
MIYU: That's for me to know and for you to wonder. (She holds up a g- string)
LARVA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
***
He, that was fun. ^__^ Sayonara!!
YUI: Or is it? I just don't know anymore, stupid bitch.
LARVA: Now, Yui don't say that. (Larva and Yui stand outside Waterstones)
YUI: What, anymore?
LARVA: No, Yui..
YUI: Shut up, stupid bitch and get me Harry Poo-tter 5!
LARVA: But...
YUI: Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt what?
LARVA: Waterstones doesn't open till midnight.
YUI: I don't care! It's midnight now!
LARVA: No it's-
Larva sits upright in his bed. He looks around, breathing heavily.
Larva sits upright in bed, this time looking around suspiciously. He reaches down the side of the bed and pulls out a kipper.
LARVA: Wait, how did that-?
Larva sits upright in bed.
LARVA: That stupid alarm clock! First, it goes off at 10! Then it goes off at 11! And now it goes off at-
YUI: Midnight! Camawn, get me Harry Poo-tter 5! Someone is supposed to die!
GIRL #1: (LaDemon, remember?) I'm dead!
YUI: Shut the hell up, bitch! (Throws a shoe at her)
GIRL #1: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
YUI: Wait, if you're dead, then why-
Larva and Yui are standing inside Waterstones paying for Harry Poo-tter 5. Apart from the staff and them, the place is completely deserted.
LARVA: Hey, where are all the crowds? The screaming women, the crying babies and where the hell is the Village People?
CHECK OUT GUY: The Village People were booked for a barmitzvah.
YUI: (Whispers) I'm telling mommy bitch you're gay.
LARVA: I don't care.
YUI: Yes you do-oo!
LARVA: No, I don't.
YUI: Do.
LARVA: Don't.
YUI: Don't.
LARVA: Thank you!
YUI: Crap! That usually works!
LARVA: (Sarcastically) Yeah, and so does my ability to stay in a scene for more than 2 min-
Larva is on the set of his new erotically charged thriller, FOR YOUR THIGHS ONLY (note: yes, this is the name of the new Austin Powers movie. I got stuck for ideas, kay?). He is wearing a Basque with lacy bits and a tiny skirt.
LARVA: This is so degrading.
MOLLY: I didn't want you to do it!
LARVA: Then why am I doing it?
MOLLY: Because Robert said so.
LARVA: Who the hell is Robert?
MOLLY: Your other agent.
ROBERT: Hi.
LARVA: I've never met you before.
ROBERT: Well isn't that a coincidence, I haven't met you before either!
DIRECTOR: And action!
Larva gets onto a small circular stage. The lights flash on and Larva starts to do a seductive dance, or as seductive a dance can get when danced by a 8 ft tall Shinma in heels and a miniskirt.
MR MIYU-MANIA: (In crowd) Woo! Shake it!
LARVA: This reminds me of Vegas..
MR MIYU-MANIA: Shut the hell up! (S/He jumps onto the stage and thrusts Larva down. S/He rips off Larva's miniskirt and pulls of his g-string..)
LARVA: Wait, g-string?
MR MIYU-MANIA: Hey, Larva! We wear the same underwear!
LARVA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LARVA'S NIPPLE: *Tweaky tweaky* *Squeaky squeaky*
Larva wakes up in his apartment.
LARVA: Bloody alarm clock.
He gets up and walks around. He stops, sniffs the air and pulls the kipper from under the mattress. He strokes it, throws it onto the bed and goes to his computer.
LARVA: Hmm, what shall I visit today? I know! The website that disturbingly knows every single aspect of my life! I wonder if they've updated.. Let's see.. Larva FanFiction. What the hell is that? (He clicks on it) Hey, this stuff is pretty good! Wait, a lemon? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Who am I doing it with this time?
GHOSTLY LARVA: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LARVA: Next apartment buddy!
GHOSTLY LARVA: Aw, great! I missed my dramatic cue!
LARVA: Hang on a sec, this says I'm in a mental institution. Visiting.. Molly!?
Sure enough, Larva is whisked away to a mental institution where he is visiting Molly.
LARVA: Dude, this is screwed up.
DOCTOR: Well, she's suffering from separate personality disorder. She cosmicology despised the very gerology if your present humdingger.
LARVA: In English?
DOCTOR: She hates you so much buddy that she was pretending to be you! Oh, and she thinks you're fat.
LARVA: I'm just big-boned.
DOCTOR: Yeah, whatever! (He starts to walk away. Larva grabs him by the shoulder)
LARVA: Um, excuse me? I've been having these really weird flashbacks and flash forwards, I never really know who is raping me and I found this kipper..
DOCTOR: Huh, you sound crazy! You're coming with me!
LARVA: No, I'm not crazy!
DOCTOR: That's what the lady who humped my shoe said.
The doctor throws Larva in front of a door. It says 'LARVA'S ROOM' (Hint hint nudge nudge wink wank.. Oh, I mean wink)
LARVA: (As the door swings open) Larva's what?
LADEMON: (Hunched over computer with several revealing pictures of Larva and a big Mr Miyu-Mania mask on the side of the bed) Larva's Rooooooom, impostor! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - Oh crap, not again..
Larva is in his car. A perfect blue sky is reflected in his rear view mirror. He looks up.
LARVA: Oh, this is really me! (He puts his key in the ignition) Wait, wasn't I committed?
LADEMON: (Pops up in back seat) Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
LARVA: Oh shi-
Larva wakes up. He is back in his normal flat with the normal Miyu by his side.
LARVA: Aah.. Wait why are we both naked?
MIYU: That's for me to know and for you to wonder. (She holds up a g- string)
LARVA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
***
He, that was fun. ^__^ Sayonara!!
