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By: Stealiana

CHAPTER 3

Hot Shot sits on the fairway and bursts out crying.

"IT'S NOT FAAAAAIR… WHY DOES MINE ALWAYS GO IN THE WATER?" Starscream claps his hands over his ears for the twentieth time.

"ErrrrrGH! SHUT UP, PUNK, OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!" Red Alert steps between the two, wielding a putter.

"Back off, Starscream! No one talks to Hot Shot that way!" He turns to the sobbing Autobot and rubs his back. "It's alright, Hot Shot, we're still winning… come on now, get up, I'll mix up a bowl of Cheerios for you when we get back to the base." Hot Shot wipes his sniffly nose.

"You mean the frosted kind?" Red Alert smiles.

"Sure, you can have the frosted ones." Megatron stamps his foot impatiently.

"GET ON WITH THE GAME, AUTOBOTS! This is only the fifth hole; I have a lot of game left! And when I strike, you won't know what hit you!" Starscream pulls out a tattered script.

"Uhm… Megatron, that's not the right line. I think the line you're quoting from is in the episode where you-"

"DO NOT CORRECT ME, STARSCREAM! When I want to quote a line, I WILL GET IT RIGHT! THAT WAS PURE COINCIDENCE THAT THEY SOUNDED SIMILAR!" Starscream smirks.

"What, did you use your script to wipe your ass? Is THAT why you can't read it anymore?" Hot Shot gags.

"EWWW, THAT'S NASTY!" He looks at Megatron. "You mean you still aren't potty-trained?" Megatron dives for Hot Shot, who screams and hides behind Red Alert.

"MOMMYYY!" Red Alert slaps Megatron across the face.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Megatron steps back, holding his cheek. Red Alert waves the putter at him threateningly, shaking furiously. "Are we going to finish this game or not?" Megatron backs off, muttering all the while. Red Alert turns his attention back to Hot Shot.

"Alright, Hot Shot, let's try again." Red Alert drops the ball on the fairway. "Now hold the club like this…" Red Alert stands behind Hot Shot, helping him steady the club. Starscream smirks.

"Are you jealous, Megatron?" Megatron charges at Starscream.

"Why you -!" He stops as he hears Hot Shot finally hit the ball. The four Bots stare as the ball rolls around on the green, before sliding into the hole.

"WOOHOO! YEA!" Hot Shot dances about the fairway. "I GOT A HOLE IN ONE! YAAAY!" Red Alert smiles.

"That's my boy!"

Starscream sighs with irritation.

"Yes, the idiot gets a hole in one… AFTER HE HIT IT IN THE WATER FIFTEEN TIMES!"

Megatron pouts.

"I haven't gotten a hole in one yet…"

"Oh will you shut up!"

"WHAT WAS THAT, STARSCREAM?"

"Nothing, sir."

"Good. Now move over, it's my turn…"