Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except the bad guys. The Sloan's, Jess, Amanda and her children belong to CBS and Viacom etc etc.



He stood at the door, trembling with excitement. He had waited weeks for this moment to arrive and it finally had. He tried his hardest to control his eagerness as he rapped on the door. "Hey Uncle Jesse, what are you doing here?" Dion looked puzzled, he didn't expect to see him so early in the morning. 7am to be precise.

" Me, you, CJ, your mom, Uncle Steve and Uncle Mark are going on a trip."

" Really, where to?" Dion asked, who was now beginning to get as excited as Jesse, who could hardly contain himself any longer either.

" Really."

" We are going to a theme park."

Jess jumped out of his skin as Mark said this. He hadn't heard him come up behind them., Mark was good at surprising people, especially people to excited to take notice of what was going on around them, Jesse for example.

Dion's face beamed with excitement. "Rally! Wow! COOL! I'll go and tell CJ."

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10 minutes later one by one they piled into the cars. Amanda, CJ, Dion and Jesse in her car and Steve and Mark in Steve's truck. All 6 of them chatting excitedly.

" You know, I could have sworn I only had two kids this morning" Amanda turned to Jesse as she said this, a serious look on her face.

" What do you mean you." he trailed off, realizing the implication of her comment, his face turning scarlet in the process." Oh, ha ha, very funny. I can't help being excited. We are going to one of the coolest and wackiest places around!" Jesse commented, trying to resume normal skin colour at the same time.

Amanda thought to herself ' If Jesse is this excited, heaven knows how excited his kids could ever get, if he ever gets round to that! You'd never be able to tell them apart!'

" What's so funny?" interrupted Jess, he had noticed her facial expression changing to one of amusement.

" Huh?" Amanda replied dreamily as she snapped out of her thoughts.

" What's so funny?" repeated Jesse. " You've got a grin on your face the size of the Grand Canyon." Indicating the size with his hands, which stretched as far as the short limbs would go.

" Oh, um, I, er, nothing." Amanda span round trying to avoid Jess's puzzled look, she knew if she didn't she would burst out laughing, his innocent face would have been too much for her.

As the journey progressed so did the excitement of CJ and Dion, and of course, Jesse, they all wriggled excitedly in the truck, Jess wriggling more than CJ and Dion.

" Please pull over, I really need to go! I've been holding it in for ages, and you should know that's bad for you." Jesse squirmed in the back seat as he pleaded to Amanda to pull over. He knew he should have never bought that king size coke from the store, but he did, what a mistake that was!

" Uncle Jesse is gonna pee his pants" CJ started to sing, and, after 3 times of doing so, so did Dion, both their eyes glittering with happiness during 'Uncle Jess' predicament.

" CJ, Dion, stop that, you shouldn't say that." Amanda stared at her boys as they silenced themselves, whilst simultaneously trying to win Amanda over with there 'puppy dog eyes' look.

" What you should say is Uncle Jess needs a wee wee" Amanda smirked as she said this, enjoying her self tremendously as Jess squirmed in the back seat.

" AMANDA! I really need to go! Please pull over" Jess pleaded as he knew any second he was going to pee his pants.

" Okay, okay, don't get your boxers in a twist"

" Or in your case Uncle Jesse, don't get them wet!" CJ could hardly contain himself as he said this, as soon as he finished he started to role around in his seat laughing uncontrollably.

Amanda signaled to Steve to pull over at the next gas station.

" I wonder why she needs to stop?"

Mark turned to face his son. " Sorry Steve, what did you say, I was daydreaming"

Steve repeated himself, " I said I wonder why Amanda needs to pull over"

" CJ probably drank too much and needs to go to the bathroom. He always seems to need to go to the toilet!"

But, as the cars stopped it became evident what the problem was. Before Amanda's car had came to a complete standstill, out ran Jesse, straight to the toilets.

" You were saying?"

" Okay I was wrong. I forgot the man with the biggest appetite and the smallest bladder was in Amanda's car."

" Jess will never learn will he."

" There's time for him yet son."

Steve thought for a second before he replied, smile growing across his face as he did so," Have we got that much time?"