Chapter 3: The Love Potion



"Why don't you what me here, Ron?" asked Harry.

"Well, it's Ginny, she was trying to make a love potion for you but accidentally drank some herself, and I think that she put in the porcupine quills before putting in an eye of Newt."

"You -- Ron- why didn't you tell her not to add the quills? Thought she'd make you look good if she got it wrong, did you? If I were Professor Snape, I would have taken a point away from Gryffindor," said Harry.

"Now Ginny is..." What Ron was about to say never did happen, for Ginny came in the room in a thong and see-through shirt.

"Oh, Harry," said Ginny in a seductive voice. "You're so manly…… make love to me!"

"The potion won't wear off and she drank it a month ago," said Ron. "She will continue acting this weird until it does, and I'm afraid to let her outside."

Ginny then put her thin arm around Harry and said, "Come on, Harry. Be a man! Let's do it." Then she started to rub against him.
"Goodbye Ron," Harry said as he ran outside and got him and all of his things in the new flying car and flew off. "Your family is too weird. I'm leaving."
Ron waited until Harry was less then a speck in his view and went over to the kitchen counter and helped Hermione out, who had been hiding under there the whole time. "Now that he's gone..." said Ron. "...we can spend some time together."
"Oh Ron," said Ginny, who really was under the spell of a love potion. "Can I join in?" Ginny then started to remove her clothes, but Ron quickly put a stop to that by tying her up in the closet.

Harry drove far south in the enchanted Packard that he had swiped from Ron's yard. He continued for hours and hours, fearing that Ginny might be chasing him on a broom. Finally, the car ran out of gas and Harry was forced to land somewhere in South America. Right after Harry landed, Sirius jumped out of a bush and said "Harry, my godson, how are you?"

"Fine," replied Harry. "Hey, Sirius, let's go on a road trip." Harry suddenly looked at the dashboard, and noticed it was out of gas. "There's no more gas in the car. Darn."

Sirius turned a stone into a container of gas and filled the car with it, and then Harry and Sirius flew off in the Packard. "Where should we go?" asked Sirius.