Chapter 4: The Road Trip
Harry and Sirius, in their newly gassed up flying car, decided to go have some fun. But they were also having a mild disagreement as in where to go.
"EURO-DISNEY WORLD! EURO-DISNEY WORLD!" screamed Sirius.
"PLAYBOY MANSION! PLAYBOY MANSION!" screamed Harry.
"We should come to a compromise. How about we first go to Euro-Disney World, then
playboy mansion, ok Harry?" Sirius compromised
"No. We're going to the playboy mansion first."
"Fine" said Sirius, and they both got into the car. He drove Harry to Playboy mansion.
"Cool! I didn't know you could make a bunny suit that see-through without it falling off! I
wonder how they get them to stay on." Harry exclaimed excitedly, as two Swedish
twins walked over to him.
"Hi, leetle boy weeth a scar on hees head!" they purred.
Sirius didn't get out of the car. "Bye-bye, Harry. Have fun! I'm off to Euro-Disney world. Try to think up some excuse to get picked up from here." he said, flying off in the silver Packard.
"Hey, Sirius! You can't just leave me here! This was supposed to be a family bonding vacation! Aww, man!" Harry kicked the ground dejectedly, and the Swedish twins went away to greet the next guy.
"I know! I'll fly my broom to Hogwarts! No wait, I'm not allowed to." Harry thought for a while, and then said, "I'll swim back to England! What a good idea!"
After swimming several miles in less than two minutes, Harry was all tired and soggy and in need of transportation. He swam over to a small sandbar and rested.
