Chapter 6: The naughty floo powder

The next day, Harry and Ron were walking down the tenth floor corridor, when suddenly Colin appeared, wearing a black suit with dark sunglasses.

"Harry Potter." said Colin as he was snapping away with his camera. "These can and will be used against you in a court of law!"
"What the hell?" said Harry.
"I am working for the magical F.B.I. now, Harry. Your magic-drug dealing days are over." said Colin, still taking photos. He then stopped taking photos and arrested both Harry and Ron. "You have been arrested for the endangerment of a life and the possession of magical illegal substances."

"What substances?" Harry said. Colin opened Harry's bag and took out some floo powder.
"Harry, I think that Colin knows that we sniff the floo powder, and have been for the last four years." Ron said dejectedly.

"Ron," said Harry. "Now Colin knows about our smuggling and making of magic pot and such." Colin then led the two to Dumbledore's office. Harry and Ron gazed in awe at the vast amounts of magic-pot, magic-dope, magic-reefer, magic-Mary Jane, magic-cocaine, magic-heroin, magic-Special K, magic-marijuana, magic-LSD, magic-crack, magic-X, magic-E, magic-ecstasy, magic-doobies, and other various magic-drugs.

"Harry. You should do it where everyone can see you. Just because Dumbledore can hide his drug-escapades from the public doesn't mean that you and Ron can. From now on I expect you two to deal of the right side of the law." said Colin as he pointed to over one thousand different illegal drugs packages that Dumbledore had in his large trash can.
"That's right, Colin," said Harry. "From not on I share my pot with you and anyone else who asks." Ron then nodded in agreement with Harry.
"Well, if you promise to give me some pot here and there, then I'll let you go," said Colin as he unlocked the handcuffs. Harry "pot-head" Potter and his hustling assistant, Ron, went back to the tenth floor where their dope-making cauldrons were hidden.