Chapter 10: The Secret



Dumbledore lowered his glasses and said, "Harry, there is something that I should have told you five years ago, I have been keeping this from you."
"What is it?" questioned Harry.
Dumbledore's half moon spectacles then changed into dark sunglasses. "Voldemort and I are The Men in Black. You are the spawn of the illegal alien, James Potter as known as "^*#%$@*&!" . It's the end, Harry."

"Really? He was? You are? His? Wow!"
Dumbledore then took out a large machine gun. "No more melding with magic, Voldemort tried that and your stupid love thing protected you, now it can't help you. DIE ALIEN SCUM!!!"
"No!" shouted Wormtail who appeared out of nowhere. "Run Harry! I'll hold him off for you, run!"
"What the f*^%? What are you doing that for?" questioned Lord Voldemort. "Wormtail, you're a disobedient disciple, and lousy in bed!" Voldemort then raised his wand and killed Wormtail!
"No, not Wormtail! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" shouted Harry.
"God damn! Even I can't scream that loud!" said Dumbledore. Voldemort then raised his wand and killed both Harry and Dumbledore.

"Now I shall rule the universe!" said Voldemort, who then had a heart attack.

Dobby walked into the office where Voldemort, Dumbledore, Wormtail, and Harry all lay dead, several hours after.