Chapter 14: The Boy who Lived Again
It had been days since Harry had died, but soon after Hermione went to the library to see
if there was anyway to bring Harry back. Ron went too, but rather reluctantly for he secretly
hoped that Hermione would find no way to bring him back and give up on Harry. After this, he
thought, she would use all of her energy on making love to him.
"Hermione," said Ron one day. "How did you get all of these ingredients like balls of vampire and breasts of mad cow?"
"Well, Ron, Snape gave them to me if I closed my eyes and sucked this mayonnaise out of a tube. I wonder if that was some ingredients for some of his potions, if it was, I must have wasted a lot of it by spitting it out. He made some funny noises while I did this."
"Oh…… Hermione you shouldn't have do that to Snape"
"Ron, the potion is done, and Harry shall be alive again!" Hermione then took the small cauldron and poured the boiling contents all over Harry.
Harry then came back to life, but it seemed more like Hermione had used waken Harry. Harry then smiled and looked at his friends and then at himself. "Why am I covered in this green liquid and what happened to my virginity?"
Hermione refused to say, she sat there and stared at the stone floor.
"Hey, why is my dick so tiny?" Harry shouted looking at Ron.
Ron looked around nervously and then hid his wand.
