A/n: we don't own Harry potter obviously or any other Harry potter character. We just own Audrey. (Our own character we made up.)

It's the first day of school back at Hogwarts for the fifth year. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting in the Gryffindor common room along with a couple other Griffyndors when Professor McGonagall brings in a new fifth year Hogwarts student who transfers from Durmstrang.

Professor McGonagall: Audrey, this is your new common room. I am sure you will feel at home here. *McGonagall exits*

Ron: (Amazed by her fine looks) How u doin?

Audrey: (Turned off by his arrogance and flaming red hair) I was doing fine til I came here.

Harry: Why? Don't you want to be here?

Audrey: Do you think I want to be here? I miss my little Chimmy-chonga back at Durmstrang.

Ron: (To Harry) I can tell she's from Durmstrang.

Audrey: So when does the mail get delivered here? I am expecting a letter from Viktor Krumm. He's a FAMOUS quidditch player.

Hermione: Why would Viktor Krumm be writing to you?

Audrey: Why wouldn't my boyfriend be writing to me?

*The trio's jaws drop *

Hermione: Your b-b-boyfriend?

Audrey: Yeah, we've been going out for 2 years, are you a big fan or something? I could maybe get an autograph for you.

Hermione: I'll give you an autograph! Of my fist in your face!! *Goes after Audrey *

*Hermione chases Audrey around the common room *

Audrey mistakenly runs away up the stairs to the boys' dormitory.

Harry: I better go get her. *Goes upstairs *

Ron: So tell us Hermione, how does it feel to be in second place for once in your life, eh?

Hermione: There has to be some mistake. Viktor loves me! She has to be lying! She is just trying to impress us!

Ron: Well she certainly impressed me!

Hermione: I'll be upstairs writing to Viktor. There has to be some reasonable explanation!

Ron: Yeah, he's a player, and I don't mean of Quidditch.

Hermione: *Glares at Ron * At least he plays the field and doesn't just watch it like you!!!

Ron: What is that supposed to mean?

Hermione: I've never seen you with a girlfriend, Ron, now have I? (Runs upstairs)

*** Harry: Um. are you ok in here? You went into the wrong dormitory and you haven't come out yet.

Audrey: I should have known. famous people think they're better than everyone else and they can play with other's emotions.

Harry: (Sits down next to her on his bed) Well, not all famous people are bad. *Looks into her eyes and smiles sheepishly *

Audrey: *Compelled with anger, she decides to seek revenge against Viktor for playing her. She thinks to herself: What is a better way to get him jealous than by going out with someone more famous than he is? And who would that more famous person be? She looks across the bed, truly noticing for the first time the lightning scar *

Harry: (turns red with embarrassment) Don't worry, Hogwarts isn't that bad. The only teacher you need to worry about is Professor Snape. He loathes anyone from Gryffindor.

Audrey: I'm not worried, as long as you're here.

Harry: Well, it's getting late. You should get some rest. It is going to be a busy day tomorrow.

Audrey: (Gets up and walks toward door keeping her eyes on Harry) Thank you for everything, Harry. Bye!

BOOM!

Harry: Are you all right Audrey? You should make sure doors are open before you walk through them.

Audrey: Thanks; I'll keep that in mind. 'Night!

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