Ron: So, Harry how's it going with Audrey?
Harry: I like her a lot, but things are starting to stay the same. There is no excitement anymore. I just think we need move a little faster. We need to move our relationship to the next level.
Ron: And what would that level be?
Harry: You wouldn't know. It's around third base, and you haven't even left home plate for first yet.
Ron: Ouch, that's harsh Harry. I wouldn't expect you to say anything like that. Besides how would you know if I've ever had a girlfriend? It's not like we've spent anytime together since Audrey got here.
Harry: Come on Ron let's be serious. You're not all that and a bag of potato chips. Look I got to go meet Audrey. I'll talk to you when I get back.
Ron: Well, some people might. Don't bother talking to me when you get back. I'm not going to be here and I don't want to talk to you anyways.
Harry: What, you got a hot date or something? *Laughs and exits *
Ron: (To himself) As a matter of fact I do. I better go get ready.
*** Harry and Audrey are sitting alone in the front courtyard watching the sunset.
Audrey: Harry, is something wrong? You haven't been yourself lately.
Harry: Well, I love spending time with you, but I feel that we have been seeing each other long enough to go intensify our relationship.
Audrey: Intensify, how so?
Harry: By doing this. (Leans in and starts to kiss her.)
* Off in the distance a dark figure emerges from the shadows. *
Krum: Audrey is that you? Get off of her punk!
* Krum, with vicious rage and jealousy, lunges at Harry and starts throwing his fists at him *
Harry: Hey, chill out man. What's your problem?
Krum: You're making out with my girlfriend that's my problem.
Harry: Last time I checked she wasn't your girlfriend anymore. Not since you were two-timing her with Hermione.
Krum: Hermione, I was never serious about her. I was away from home for a long time. I was lonely. I wanted some hunka-hunka burning love. I never meant to hurt you Audrey.
* Elvis song plays in the distance*
Harry: That's no excuse. You may be a professional Quidditch player, but you don't know anything about being a boyfriend.
Krum: You wanna take this outside?
Harry: Umm.dude, we are outside.
Krum: Don't be smart with me boy. I can crush you like a bug.
Harry: I doubt that, who won the Triwizard Tournament?
Krum: That wasn't fair. I was under a spell. Look, you may be some famous hero here, but to me your just some little schoolboy with a little too much ego.
Harry: I don't appreciate your tone. You're the one with the ego problem. You think you're good enough to cheat on Audrey with my best friend.
Krum: I didn't cheat on her. Look, Audrey, we need to talk without scar face here.
Harry: Audrey doesn't need to talk to scum like you. She knows you're no good for her. She's got someone better.
Krum: Who? You?
Harry: Yeah, me, got a problem with that?
Krum: As a matter of fact I do. * Krum pushes him to the ground *
Harry: What did you do that for?
Krum: I was sick and tired of listening to your whiny, squeaky voice.
Harry: Yeah, well I'm a little sick and tired of looking at your demented, unibrowed face.
Krum: You don't scare me. You're nothing more than a puny loser with -
Harry: (Punches him)
Krum: (Lying on the ground his stomach) - - with a good left hook.
Harry: That's right you dirty, pathetic idiot.
Krum: (Standing up) Well at least I'm not an appalling freak who hasn't hit puberty yet.
Harry: Oh yeah, well you're an annoying wimp who has the brain the size of an ant.
Krum: You're so stupid, your IQ is - 100.
Harry: That's it. I'm not wasting my time fighting with you. You're not worth my time.
Krum: Everybody may think your a hero with great powers, but to me you just a spoiled and arrogant chump.
Harry lunges at Krum and the two start wrestling in the courtyard.
Audrey: You guys! Stop it! Look, if you are going to fight over me it's just not worth it. For either of you. I'm sorry.
*Starts to walk away *
Harry: Audrey, wait. I thought you liked me! Krum cheated on you! He deserves to be pounded to the ground.
Krum: How many times do I have to tell you! I didn't cheat on her!
Audrey: It's not about that. If you guys can't get along, I just can't do it.
Krum: Audrey, wait.
Audrey: There's no use.
*Walks back up to castle *
Harry: I like her a lot, but things are starting to stay the same. There is no excitement anymore. I just think we need move a little faster. We need to move our relationship to the next level.
Ron: And what would that level be?
Harry: You wouldn't know. It's around third base, and you haven't even left home plate for first yet.
Ron: Ouch, that's harsh Harry. I wouldn't expect you to say anything like that. Besides how would you know if I've ever had a girlfriend? It's not like we've spent anytime together since Audrey got here.
Harry: Come on Ron let's be serious. You're not all that and a bag of potato chips. Look I got to go meet Audrey. I'll talk to you when I get back.
Ron: Well, some people might. Don't bother talking to me when you get back. I'm not going to be here and I don't want to talk to you anyways.
Harry: What, you got a hot date or something? *Laughs and exits *
Ron: (To himself) As a matter of fact I do. I better go get ready.
*** Harry and Audrey are sitting alone in the front courtyard watching the sunset.
Audrey: Harry, is something wrong? You haven't been yourself lately.
Harry: Well, I love spending time with you, but I feel that we have been seeing each other long enough to go intensify our relationship.
Audrey: Intensify, how so?
Harry: By doing this. (Leans in and starts to kiss her.)
* Off in the distance a dark figure emerges from the shadows. *
Krum: Audrey is that you? Get off of her punk!
* Krum, with vicious rage and jealousy, lunges at Harry and starts throwing his fists at him *
Harry: Hey, chill out man. What's your problem?
Krum: You're making out with my girlfriend that's my problem.
Harry: Last time I checked she wasn't your girlfriend anymore. Not since you were two-timing her with Hermione.
Krum: Hermione, I was never serious about her. I was away from home for a long time. I was lonely. I wanted some hunka-hunka burning love. I never meant to hurt you Audrey.
* Elvis song plays in the distance*
Harry: That's no excuse. You may be a professional Quidditch player, but you don't know anything about being a boyfriend.
Krum: You wanna take this outside?
Harry: Umm.dude, we are outside.
Krum: Don't be smart with me boy. I can crush you like a bug.
Harry: I doubt that, who won the Triwizard Tournament?
Krum: That wasn't fair. I was under a spell. Look, you may be some famous hero here, but to me your just some little schoolboy with a little too much ego.
Harry: I don't appreciate your tone. You're the one with the ego problem. You think you're good enough to cheat on Audrey with my best friend.
Krum: I didn't cheat on her. Look, Audrey, we need to talk without scar face here.
Harry: Audrey doesn't need to talk to scum like you. She knows you're no good for her. She's got someone better.
Krum: Who? You?
Harry: Yeah, me, got a problem with that?
Krum: As a matter of fact I do. * Krum pushes him to the ground *
Harry: What did you do that for?
Krum: I was sick and tired of listening to your whiny, squeaky voice.
Harry: Yeah, well I'm a little sick and tired of looking at your demented, unibrowed face.
Krum: You don't scare me. You're nothing more than a puny loser with -
Harry: (Punches him)
Krum: (Lying on the ground his stomach) - - with a good left hook.
Harry: That's right you dirty, pathetic idiot.
Krum: (Standing up) Well at least I'm not an appalling freak who hasn't hit puberty yet.
Harry: Oh yeah, well you're an annoying wimp who has the brain the size of an ant.
Krum: You're so stupid, your IQ is - 100.
Harry: That's it. I'm not wasting my time fighting with you. You're not worth my time.
Krum: Everybody may think your a hero with great powers, but to me you just a spoiled and arrogant chump.
Harry lunges at Krum and the two start wrestling in the courtyard.
Audrey: You guys! Stop it! Look, if you are going to fight over me it's just not worth it. For either of you. I'm sorry.
*Starts to walk away *
Harry: Audrey, wait. I thought you liked me! Krum cheated on you! He deserves to be pounded to the ground.
Krum: How many times do I have to tell you! I didn't cheat on her!
Audrey: It's not about that. If you guys can't get along, I just can't do it.
Krum: Audrey, wait.
Audrey: There's no use.
*Walks back up to castle *
