Yu Yu Hakusho

Deadly Fox

Chapter 4

Youko & Kuronue's Problem

By: Yaiko Youkai

June 9, 2003

They set up camp a long way away from the castle. Sikana built a fire because Kuronue was gathering wood for later and Youko just wouldn't do it.

"I hate fire." Youko said.

"Well thank Kami I don't have to worry about you coming on to me cause I'm a fire demon." Sikana said and smirked.

"Oh shut up!" Youko said.

"What's he doing now?" Kuronue asked.

"Absolutely nothing he's sitting on his butt while you and I do all the work." Sikana said.

"That normal I'm usually the only one to work at all on camp." Kuronue said.

"Oh leave me alone." Youko said turning away from the two.

"Big baby!" Sikana said and sat down in front of their new fire and played with the jewel around her neck. She started to watch the fire and Kuronue sat down and started to cook some thing to eat.

"You hungry Sikana?" Kuronue asked but got no answer he looked over to her to see she was staring at the fire with a sad expression on her face.

"Sikana…Sikana!" Kuronue said trying to get her attention but she still didn't seem to hear him.

"She's ignoring you so leave her alone Kuronue. And you call me perverted." Youko said.

"Only you Youko can think if some one says a girls name they're doing it to be perverted." Kuronue said and crossed his arms.

"Just admit it you like the girl." Youko said.

"No I don't we're partners." Kuronue said then slapped his head when Youko got an evil grin.

Oh gods that sounded so perverted. Kuronue thought then looked over to Sikana who hadn't heard a word the two were saying.

"Partners in what?" Youko said and smirked.

"Nothing like your female partners which you never see again." Kuronue said hitting a nerve with Youko.

"Oh really. I saw that one again two times." Youko said.

"I don't what to hear about it shut up!" Kuronue basicaly yelled.

"What are you yelling about Kuronue?" Sikana asked when she finally stopped staring at the fire to hear him yell at Youko.

"Oh it's nothing really we were just talking about partners…and Kuronue said…" Youko said but was cut off.

"Youko!" Kuronue said in a warning tone and glared at him.

"What did he say?" Sikana asked looking at Youko.

"He said…ouch…" Youko said getting hit in the head with a log for the fire and fell unconscious.

"Frikin perverted fox." Kuronue said and walked away from camp heading to the hot spring to take a bath.

"OK! What was that about?" Sikana said confused.

At The Hot Spring!

"Why doesn't he keep his noes out of my business?" Kuronue asked himself.

Oh man I just hit Youko and walked away with out giving her an explanation… Kuronue thought as he looked back towards camp.

"Too late now I'm already in the hot spring." Kuronue said.

"Who are you talking too Kuronue?" Sikana asked walking over to the hot spring.

"Uhm…no one…" Kuronue said and blushed a little as he ducked behind a rock. "What were you needing?" he asked.

"I just heard you talking and wanted to see who you were talking too. Sorry." Sikana said and started back to the camp.

"Sikana what's wrong with you?" Kuronue asked.

"Nothing." Sikana said and left.

She had insisted that we get as far away from the castle as we could today after we got the jewel. Why? Kuronue thought watching her all the way back to camp.

Several Hours Later At Camp!

Ouch my head hurts…I'll get Kuronue back for hitting me in the head with that damn log. Youko thought and looked at Sikana asleep by the fire and noticed that Kuronue was asleep across from her.

"And she's the best way to do that." Youko said and smiled then decided to go to sleep. He laid down and closed to Sikana then Kuronue and when to sleep.

Kuronue woke up to see Youko basically sleeping on Sikana and he got up then walked over to Youko.

Damn pervert. Kuronue thought and moved Youko clear across to the other side to the died out fire as Sikana.

"It's cold…" Sikana mumbled in her sleep as she rolled over. Kuronue built another fire.

Youko's up to some thing. Kuronue thought then laid back down and went back to sleep since the sun wasn't up yet. But this time he was closer to Sikana and between Youko and her.

The warmth of the mornings sun on Sikana's face woke her up so she decided to go take a bath before the other two got up. She got up and went to the hot spring and undressed then got in. (You'd think she'd learn.)

Uhm this feels good… Sikana thought she was in heaven the only thing she still wore was the jewel around her neck.

"I wonder what that was all about last night?" Sikana asked her self as she remembered what she had heard.

I don't understand what did Youko say to make Kuronue go off like that? Sikana thought confused. She was so caught up in her thoughts that she never heard Kuronue yell for Youko.

"He's got to be around here some where." Kuronue mumbled as he looked for Youko around the hot spring then he stopped and looked at the hot spring to see Sikana just wading there.

"Nice view isn't it Kuronue." Youko said coming up behind Kuronue and tapping him on the shoulder.

"Uhm…what…Youko where have you been?" Kuronue finally asked turning around to see Youko standing there.

"I was over there." Youko said and pointed away from the hot spring across to the forest on the other side of camp. Then he disappeared and in a flash of an eye he was back in camp.

"Hey Sikana you have an audience." Youko yelled and pointed to Kuronue who looked back at the hot spring to see if she had heard him.

Damn it! Kuronue thought when Sikana looked at him.

"Kuronue!! I thought Youko would do that not you!!" Sikana yelled at him as she covered herself.

"I didn't… I mean I did…oh dam I was looking for Youko!" Kuronue said and looked at her.

"He's over there damn it. I can't believe you!!! And you call him perverted!" Sikana yelled.

"I didn't… I mean I…uhm…Sorry!" Kuronue said and looked at the ground.

"Yeah you better be sorry get back to camp!!" Sikana yelled angrily.

Damn him!!! Kuronue yelled in his head as he walked back over to camp and sat down staring at the ground.

It worked now she won't talk to him and I can talk to her. Youko thought as an evil smirk came across his lips. When Sikana came back to camp Kuronue stood up. She walked up to him and slapped him across the face.

"I can't believe you would do that!" she said angrily and walked past him and sat down near the fire and didn't look at him.

I can't believe Youko did that to me! I'll so get him back for that if I ever get Sikana to believe me about it… Kuronue thought and sat back down and held his hand on his cheek where Sikana had slapped him as Youko went to the hot spring to take his bath.

"Are we leaving or are we just going to sit here all damn day?!" Sikana asked angrily when Youko came back.

"We've got a job to do in a few days. So lets get there a head of schedule." Youko said looking between Kuronue and Sikana then started smirking.

Time to have some fun! Youko thought.

"Well lets go!" Sikana said putting the fire out and crossing her arms.

"Aren't you hungry you didn't eat last night." Kuronue asked sheepishly standing up.

"No! Lets go!" Sikana said and Youko started after her.

"Hey wait Sikana." Youko said running after her. Kuronue just started to slowly walk behind them. Since he knew where they were going he didn't need to be up there with them.

Then again Youko want's something from her and leaving her alone with him isn't a good idea especially since she's mad at me. Kuronue said running too catch up.

Up With Youko & Sikana

"Sikana what's wrong?" Youko asked.

"I'm traveling with two peeping toms that what!" Sikana said angrily.

"I wasn't watching you. I was in camp!" Youko whined.

"Yeah but I bet you were there watching me before Kuronue woke up and you decided not to be there when he woke up." Sikana said.

"I was not I was being a good person for once and look what I get. He decides to be perverted and I get blamed for it." Youko said a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"Yeah well until you prove you can spend an in tire day without being perverted then I'll believe you!" Sikana said.

"Fine today's the day!" Youko said and smiled at Sikana.

"We'll see Youko." Sikana said and looked at him suspiciously then noticed that Kuronue was coming up behind them. When she looked back at him he just looked at the ground and fell into step behind them.

I wonder if he was telling the truth. Youko is the perverted one and he is a fox. Sikana thought but then just wiped the thought from her head. Kuronue was the one I saw watching me bathe. she thought angrily turning back to watch where she was going.

She hates me now! Kuronue thought while he watched the ground. Youko sleeps with ever girl he sees I won't let him do that to her. he thought angrily.

Later That Night!

Youko had made it all day with out saying a perverted word at all but it was killing him.

"Youko I'm sorry you made it a full day. So I apologize for my early assumption." Sikana said and kind of bowed to him.

"It's OK!" Youko said and smiled at her.

What's he up too? Kuronue asked in his thoughts as he sat down next to the fire watching Sikana apologize for something.

"Are you sure? Can I do some thing for you to make it up?" Sikana asked then saw him smirk.

Oh don't ask him that. Kuronue yelled in his head.

"I'm not sleeping with you so forget it!" Sikana said.

"Oh man…" Youko whined.

"Thank you!" Sikana heard Kuronue whisper.

"Oh come on I've been a good fox today." Youko whined.

"Uhm…Kuronue?" Sikana asked sweetly.

"Yes?" Kuronue asked kind of confused.

"What did you say you were doing this morning?" Sikana asked as she walked over and sat down beside him.

"Looking for Youko." Kuronue said and looked at her surprised.

"You set all this up didn't you Youko?" Sikana asked putting all the pieces together.

"Set what up?" Youko asked innocently.

"Yes he did. I was looking for him and he came up behind me then disappeared and hollered at you from camp. Then you saw me." Kuronue said.

"You did all this to get me to sleep with you to get at Kuronue didn't you?" Sikana asked angrily.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Youko said innocently.

"You're not innocent. You're too perverted to be innocent." Sikana said.

"Isn't that what you just apologized for?" Youko asked.

"Yeah well I take it back." Sikana said and threw a stick at Youko hitting him in the head.

"…Ouch…" Youko said then laid down unconscious. And Kuronue laughed a little while Sikana smiled at him.

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Authors Note: Hey I hope you like it. I thought, since Youko gets all kinds of girls it would be nice to give Kuronue a girl. I think it's so cute. Please tell me what you think about it? Please leave a review and tell me what you think.