Next chapter yay!

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"Well...I should be on my way Yohji, and let you and Ken get back to work! I'll try to stop by tomorrow if I have time. I have to find a dress to wear."

"Bye Yuro." Yohji said, trying not to sound to relieved to see the mysterious, and strange woman leave.

"Bye-Bye!" And Yuro was gone, just as suddenly as she had come.

"Yohji! We need to talk!"

"What about?"

"About what's happening in two days. I might be able to play your lover, but pretend to get married? It can't be done, and I'm not going to try!"

"So then why pretend? We can get the marriage annulled after she leaves."

"Are you joking? The crazy bitch asked if she could be my maid of honor. Yohji, she's acting like I'm a girl!"

"She really should be your maid of honor. No, wait. She should be a bride's maid, and Omi should be the maid of honor. Yeah, and Aya could be my best man!"

"Okay Yohji, now I'm starting to think that you and that crazy lady should be together! Besides, Omi and Aya are out of town."

"Exactly, that's why it would be perfect. They'll never even know that we did it."

"Yohji, I don't want to get married!"

The tall blonde took the younger brunette into his arms. "Please Ken? Do it for me. I'll do anything you want."

"Anything?"

"Yes. Even that."

"Okay Yohji. But I'm not going to wear a dress!"

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1 day till the wedding...

"I really didn't think that 'anything' would be this, but okay Ken, anything you want. Where did you get this anyway? Yohji referred to the shirt that he was wearing, that said, 'I'm a yaoi boy!'

"It's a secret. Looks nice on you."

"Well, if this is all the punishment I get for making you marry me, than I guess that I don't really have it that bad off."

"Oh, there will be more. Why is this not that bad, anyway? It'll ruin your reputation as a ladies man."

"Oh the contraire my friend. Do you know how many yaoi-boy-fangirls there are out there? They'll be drawn to me like bees to honey."

"Bees aren't drawn to honey, they're drawn to pollen."

"Ah shut up Ken. Do you always have to be right?"

TBC