Ok – this chapter is dedicated completely to Krystal Diamond (As she wrote it, lol!!!) If she is here at all, then thanx 4 ur idea!!!! Sorry it took so long to post again – I knida decided I had gone completely nuts!!! (ok, I have)
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Harry was eating lunch. Snape walked in. He was not wearing the school uniform. He was not wearing anything at all. Harry cried for joy and ran at Snape. Snape did NOT scream like a little girl and run away. Instead, Snape kissed Harry and skipped/pranced away. Harry fell down. Harry saw dust bunnies under the Slytherin table. Harry, being a sadistic Snape-hugging Parselmouth, ate the dust bunnies. Draco Malfoy cried and cursed Harry.
Harry walked away with two new noses, one on either shoulder.
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I hope that none of this story detracts from or damages my (already poor) writing ability! ! I'm sorry if I have offended the author (aka J.K.Rowling) or her books, in which case I apologise in advance…..Um right, well yeah, I guess that's all I have to say….
