Hi, here is the next instalment of the worst fic you are likely to read. As I have struggled terribly hard to maintain - this really is a load of rubbish and you are advised to seriously consider not reading it.You're still there.Oh well, chapter 6.enjoy!!!

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Harry was sitting in Transfiguration. Harry watched as Professor McGonnagol walked into the classroom wearing the same stockings and red mini-skirt that he was. Harry definitely felt the student-teacher bond that the uniform had been designed for. When McGonnagol asked Harry to demonstrate to the class his special talent, Harry prepared by whipping out his nine-inch wand once more - only was distressed to find out that it had extended into a ten-inch wand. Instead of displaying his huge talent to the class, Harry decided to run at McGonnagol. Unfortunately for Harry, McGonnagol had seen Harry's wistful, sidelong glances and was prepared. Harry was therefore turned into a toad before he reached her. This upset Hermione greatly. Unfortunately, Harry was a very disturbed boy and croaked himself to sleep.

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AN: I really do hope that you feel educated now. This has become a great literacy piece of work and the demands for live readings have been coming in thick and fast so far. Ok, I guess not ...