A Day with the Weasley's
!!The night before the last chapter took place!!
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were getting ready for bed, Mr. Weasley stole a glance at his wife.
"Does my remaining red hair turn you on?" He asked seductively.
"What?" Mrs. Weasley inquired shortly.
"Come on, I'm sex-goddy in a sex-goddy kind of way!" Mr. Weasley proclaimed.
"Excuse me?" Mrs. Weasley sharply asked.
"Oh, come on! I read those girly books. I know what girls like."
Mrs. Weasley stared at him for a moment, then cleared her throat. "Those "girly books" wouldn't happen to be the Georgia Nicolson books, would they?"
"Maybah!"
Mrs. Weasley blinked, then smiled in a seductive manner, "Prrr..a man of mystery really turns me on.."
!!!Back to the same time period of the last chapter..only an hour later!!!
All of the Weasleys were sitting at the table with red-rimmed eyes due to that morning's activity. Ginny was having a fag to wake herself up, Ron was snoring in his porridge, Bill and Charlie, who were home for the next two weeks, had their heads buried in their hands, Fred and George were glaring daggers at Percy, who was nursing his, now broken, leg.
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley entered the kitchen, and Mrs. Weasley cleared her throat. The entire Weasley clan looked up, and noticed that they were holding hands, which is never a good sign, the last time that happened was fourteen years ago..
"I have an announcement to make," Mrs. Weasley started.
Oh Gawd, this was seeming extremely familiar..
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley shared a glance and smiled, "I'm pregnant!" Mrs. Weasley beamed.
Charlie and Percy were rendered speechless with shock. Ginny was too busy smoking her fag to notice.
"Oh Gawd, not again!" Fred cried.
"Crap, you two! I didn't know that was possible at your age!" Bill said, outraged.
"Mum, Dad, that's disgusting!" George screamed.
"Haven't either of you heard of a condom?!" Ron thundered.
"Quiet all of you!" Mrs. Weasley said, "And Ron, how could you say such things? We were going to use a condom when your sister was conceived! Could you imagine what that would be like?"
Ginny sat, smoking her fag, and inhaled too hard, she then began to cough spasmodically.
"Yes, and what a shame that would be.." Ron commented darkly.
Mrs. Weasley ignored that comment. "Well, the fact remains, you lot are getting a new baby brother or sister."
"As if I didn't already have enough.." Bill muttered darkly.
!!The night before the last chapter took place!!
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were getting ready for bed, Mr. Weasley stole a glance at his wife.
"Does my remaining red hair turn you on?" He asked seductively.
"What?" Mrs. Weasley inquired shortly.
"Come on, I'm sex-goddy in a sex-goddy kind of way!" Mr. Weasley proclaimed.
"Excuse me?" Mrs. Weasley sharply asked.
"Oh, come on! I read those girly books. I know what girls like."
Mrs. Weasley stared at him for a moment, then cleared her throat. "Those "girly books" wouldn't happen to be the Georgia Nicolson books, would they?"
"Maybah!"
Mrs. Weasley blinked, then smiled in a seductive manner, "Prrr..a man of mystery really turns me on.."
!!!Back to the same time period of the last chapter..only an hour later!!!
All of the Weasleys were sitting at the table with red-rimmed eyes due to that morning's activity. Ginny was having a fag to wake herself up, Ron was snoring in his porridge, Bill and Charlie, who were home for the next two weeks, had their heads buried in their hands, Fred and George were glaring daggers at Percy, who was nursing his, now broken, leg.
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley entered the kitchen, and Mrs. Weasley cleared her throat. The entire Weasley clan looked up, and noticed that they were holding hands, which is never a good sign, the last time that happened was fourteen years ago..
"I have an announcement to make," Mrs. Weasley started.
Oh Gawd, this was seeming extremely familiar..
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley shared a glance and smiled, "I'm pregnant!" Mrs. Weasley beamed.
Charlie and Percy were rendered speechless with shock. Ginny was too busy smoking her fag to notice.
"Oh Gawd, not again!" Fred cried.
"Crap, you two! I didn't know that was possible at your age!" Bill said, outraged.
"Mum, Dad, that's disgusting!" George screamed.
"Haven't either of you heard of a condom?!" Ron thundered.
"Quiet all of you!" Mrs. Weasley said, "And Ron, how could you say such things? We were going to use a condom when your sister was conceived! Could you imagine what that would be like?"
Ginny sat, smoking her fag, and inhaled too hard, she then began to cough spasmodically.
"Yes, and what a shame that would be.." Ron commented darkly.
Mrs. Weasley ignored that comment. "Well, the fact remains, you lot are getting a new baby brother or sister."
"As if I didn't already have enough.." Bill muttered darkly.
