Chapter 3:The weird car ride

Warning: If you love Kurama and don't like us making him a freak(not that we have anything with ganster tone), don't read this chapter. They say "fuck" alot and tell us if we should put it in "R" Thanks

(To make a long story short, they decide to help Kuwabara escape)





"Finally on the road!" Kuwabara says

"Let's entertain ourselves. Keiko, start stripping! OHHH YEEAAH!" Yusuke says in a perverted tone.

"FUCK YOU YOU BIG PERVERT!" Keiko yells and slaps Yusuke.

"Hey, that hurt! Fine, Botan, start the PaR-TAy by strippin'!!!!" Yusuke says in a freaky tone.

"Wait, am I gonna get slapped again?" Yusuke says in a scared voice.

"WEll, of course not! Something much better!" says Botan in a devious voice.

Yusuke gets hit on the head by Botan's oar

"That was entertaining! Now Kuwabara, why don't you go fuck yourself!" Hiei snickers

Just then, they hear a unfamiliar voice.

"Yo Yo Yo, homies, jus' chill!" Kurama says in a wankster voice

Everyone has a huge sweatdrop

"I don't know you." Hiei says cooly

"WUZZAPP!!!" Kurama says in a scratchty voice

Everyone looks at Kurama and notices that he's in his Youko form.

"Are you drunk?" Botan asks in a concerned voice

"NAH,*hic*,WHy woUld *hic* you AsK? *hic*" Kurama says

"Obviously he's drunk!" Keiko says in a smart tone

"OHHH Hey, don't let him drive!" Yusuke screams

"I don't wanna die! I want my mommy and Yukina!" Kuwabara cries

"Fuck off Yukina and...... SHIT!!!" Hiei screams

"Okay, that's it, I'm driving!!!" Genkai says as she pushes Kurama off the wheel.

Kurama fell to the floor and started to laugh like an idiot(gasp).

"This is the last time I'm letting him go to the bar alone"Hiei says

The rest of the trip goes somewhat more smoothly until....... A huge wind blows and the car is sent flying through the air without any means of direction. It goes through a series of twirls and Kuwabara starts to cry.Then Hiei knocks Kuwabara unconsious.

"What in bloody hell was that?" Kurama says in a British accent.

"*sniff*, I think I'm bleeding." Yusuke whimpers.

"OH god, we have an unconcious idiot, a big baby, a Bakura, and..... I'm hungry DAMN IT!!!" Hiei complains

What will our heroes(HAHAHA) find when they look outside the window? Will they all DIE? (nahh) By the way, the wind person is obviously..?