Chapter 4:Jin is Here

(In this chapter Jin and Touya fianlly join the fic!Oh yeah.I think we just like to make fun of the characters!In this chapter,we made Yusuke seem a little well GAY!Keiko gets JEALOUS!!!BTW i don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.

When the Hummer is finally on the ground,the YYH gang decide to take a look out the wind,they see..............*gasp*Jin and Touya

"What a surprise"Hiei says in a sarcastic voice

"Aya mate"Jin greets the YYH gang

"Hey Jin!I missed you"Yusuke says in a weepy and a gay tone(uhhhh)

"Well,we haven't seen you since the Dark Tournament"Keiko said in a superfical voice while holding Yusuke from hugging Jin

"Hey! don't forget me about me you stupid authors!Ahem,anyways Wassup guyss!Touya says

Everyone sweatdrop

"NOOO! we have another gangster person...thing"Yusuke says while staring at Touya.

"What? I was just trying something new"Touya says defending himself

"What are you guys doing here?" asks Yusuke.

"We're here for the night clubs." Touya said

"There are night clubs in the middle of nowhere?" asked Yusuke.

" Yes lads and lassies, right over the Pacific Ocean!" Jin says in an excited tone.

" Oh yeah, how are we going to get to Miami by car? It's across the Pacific Ocean!" Keiko said

Kuwabara wakes up. "It is?" he asked.



"No problem Lassie! I'll use me incredible wind power to fly." Jin says happily.

"Well then, let's go already!" said Hiei impatiently.

As Jin helps them across the ocean, he comes across a evil hungry seagull who pecks Jin in the eyes and bites his ass thinking that it was food. Jin screams with a YAAAHHH! dropping Kuwabar in the process, right into the Pacific Ocean.

"Help me, Help me! I can't swim! I can't die a virgin!" Kuwabara yells

as he starts to cry.

"Let's just leave him there!" Hiei said cooly "Besides, I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!!"

Will the YY gang actually save Kuwabara? Will Jin's butt heal from the evil seagull? And Hiei is still hungry! Find out on chapter 5 !!