Chapter Four
The next day Bulma was running around trying to get the preparations down when Vegeta interrupted her.
"Woman I need your assistance." Vegeta said calmly turning his back expecting her to follow him.
Which she did. What does he want? Vegeta stopped in front of the bathroom.
"Ava!" He shouted.
"What is it?" Ava appeared out of the shadows.
"The woman will show you how to use the waste chamber." With that Vegeta walked away leaving both women staring at him in shock.
Bulma recovered first. "Ok Ava. Let's do this." Bulma said resigned.
Ava looked at Bulma with disgust. "He may respect you, human but that doesn't mean I will." Ava turned on her heal and walked away from the bathroom door.
"What do you mean respect me? That man has probably never shown anyone one ounce of respect." Bulma grumbled making Ava turn toward her.
Ava frowned making her resemble her twin. "Let me put it this way so your fragile human mind can understand. He hasn't killed you." With that she was gone leaving Bulma to contemplate her words.
"What about the bathroom Ava?" Bulma called after her.
"I'll find a stream!"
**
Bulma sighed to herself. Luckily everyone will be able to make it. She had enticed Krillin and Yamcha saying that she had made a new friend and was having a party to celebrate. Then called Goku and explained she was throwing a party to introduce Vegeta's sister. Of course they would come to welcome her new friend. She then told Tien, Piccolo, and Chaotzu that another alien has appeared and maybe a potential threat so she was having a welcoming ceremony to welcome the alien but please wouldn't they come to meet the new power house. Of course they would come to check out the new alien. Now the hard part. Getting Vegeta and Ava dressed for the party.
"Listen human. I am not going to parade myself out there!" Ava yelled eyeing the form fitting jeans and top with distaste.
"Why must I dress up? They are not going to meet me!" Vegeta yelled looking at his human apparel as well.
"You both must dress at least nice because this is going to be a party!" Bulma yelled.
"You can't make me human!" Ava yelled as she dropped the clothes to the floor and lifted her nose in the air.
Bulma gave Vegeta a pleading look. With a sigh Vegeta turned to Ava and lifted his nose slightly if a bit arrogantly at her. "But I can."
Ava looked at him shocked.
"You will put on these clothes or I will put them on you for you...do you understand?" Vegeta said in that deadly quiet way of his while throwing the clothes at Ava.
"Not really." Ava responded as she retreated into the room to change.
"What did she mean? I explained how to put them on." Bulma asked herself confused.
Vegeta slanted a glance at her. "She wasn't talking about the clothes." Vegeta stated and left.
**
Then the party started and the deadly duo were heaven's knows where leaving Bulma with a roomful of frustrated fighters. Thank heavens for Goku! He was making rounds keeping everyone interested and not mad at her. I am going to kill Ve-
"Woman, we are here."
"Damn it Vegeta! Must you always sneak up behind me!" Bulma yelled getting everyone's attention.
Ava smirked at her in amusement. Then frowned noticing how all the men, except Kakarot, were staring at her or what they could see of her behind Vegeta.
"Ok now that I have everybody's attention. Vegeta, if you please, introduce her to everyone." Bulma announced making Vegeta frown.
"I do not please."
Bulma leveled a glare at Vegeta and was pleasantly surprised when he smirked at her and pointed at Krillin.
"That is the short bald idiot, that is the tall bald idiot with three eyes, I don't know what that short white thing is but he, I think it is a he, is a idiot as well, and--"
"That's enough Vegeta!" Bulma screamed as she tried to stop the words by placing her hands on his mouth. "I'll introduce her." Bulma said a bit desperately as Vegeta pulled away to lean on the wall and just laughed.
Everyone was either glaring at Vegeta at this point or looking at Ava curiously.
"Ava this is Krillin, Tien, Chaotzu, and Piccolo. You have already met Goku." Bulma said. "Everybody this is Ava. A female saiyan."
Everyone's gaze dropped to Ava's low riding jeans to spot the tail. Ava lifted an eyebrow and then waved her tail at them as if to say, there can you see it better?
"A female saiyan?" Piccolo said in amazement as he turned to look at Vegeta. "Then that means-"
"Nothing, Namek, nothing at all." Vegeta said from the wall.
"So Ava, would you like to tell us about yourself?" Bulma asked her rather pointedly.
"No." Ava smirked at her delighting in thwarting her.
"FINE, would you like to ask them any questions?" Bulma ground out.
Ava turned and looked at the assembly of fighters.
"So, you're all idiots huh?"
Krillin glared at Vegeta.
"No, Ava, we are not all idiots."
Ava lifted her nose as if to say 'we'll see'.
"So are you Vegeta's girlfriend?" Yamcha asked with a hint of regret which gained him a glare from Bulma.
Ava lifted an eyebrow. "Girlfriend?"
"It's like a trial mate before you decide to become mated." Vegeta explained glaring at the gleam Yamcha had in his eyes.
Ava laughed and shook her head as she realized what they asked her. Vegeta's girlfriend indeed! Yamcha moved away from Ava to the punch bowl so Bulma wouldn't be mad.
Piccolo frowned as he leaned against the wall with Vegeta. "Vegeta, I have a hard time believing that you are not going...to mate yourself to this female." Piccolo said quietly as the others started talking to Ava.
"Why Piccolo, I didn't know you cared." Vegeta replied in kind and only smiled when Piccolo glared at him. "I would but there is one problem with that."
"Oh? And what is that?" Piccolo asked genuinely curious when Vegeta turned his head to smirk at him.
"She is my twin sister but do me a favor, won't you Piccolo," he replied sarcastically, "do not tell the others. If they believe that I have an interest in her that way then they will leave her alone and she will be safe from their advances." Vegeta said enjoying the shocked expression on Piccolo's face.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because Piccolo, you're asexual, right?" Vegeta said leaving Piccolo leaning against the wall in shock as he went to go training.
"Vegeta is not my mate." Ava replied to Yamcha's earlier question not noticing how his eyes lit up from across the room.
"Why do you want to know Yamcha? Thinking of asking her out?" Bulma asked him sarcastically.
"You bet! I mean can you imagine what she'll be like in the sack! I mean look at her figure! There is not one once of fat on her!" Yamcha replied enthusiastically keeping his eyes on Ava, not realizing that it was his girlfriend that asked the question and how suddenly quiet the room got despite the music playing.
All the fighters backed away from the duo knowing that an explosion was about to take place. Though Yamcha's words made them all, except Piccolo and Goku, eye Ava more thoroughly. Noticing just how tight Bulma's jeans and tank top were on her {Ava has a slightly bigger frame than Bulma} and how they outlined all her curves. Ava just glared at them reminding them to look and not touch or else.
"So you would dump Bulma just for a lay with Ava?" Bulma asked with a low voice.
"Nah, Bulma's too rich to dump, maybe cheat on with Ava." Yamcha replied absently thinking that he was talking to Tien or someone. "I mean it's not like Bulma will notice. She's never noticed before." Yamcha swung around to ask his friend not to say a word to Bulma when Bulma slapped him.
Ava looked at Tien. "Cheat?"
Tien looked at Ava uncomfortable. "It's a bad thing, Ava. It's being...disloyal to your... um...mate."
Ava's face softened as she looked at Bulma then hardened. "How dare he!" She growled as she stomped up to Yamcha.
"How dare you! Cheating on me! For how long?" Bulma screamed in Yamcha's face.
"Don't you know how precious a mate is!" Ava growled as she PICKED Yamcha up by his shirt with one hand! "On planet Vegeta you would be executed for such a dishonor and since there are no guards to do it, I'll consider it a honor to do it myself!" Ava yelled as she created a power ball in her free hand much to the shock of all the warriors.
"Ava, stop." Bulma grabbed Ava's arm.
Ava glared at Bulma but dropped Yamcha. "As you will, he is yours to kill."
Bulma looked at Ava confused. "I am not going to kill him, Ava. Death is too good for him..." Bulma said quietly and kicked Yamcha in the groin. "Get out of my house and do not return!"
"I respect you now." Ava smiled and walked to the door her brother had exited earlier. "Maybe Vegeta is right to feel as he does. I am going on a self purge and I want everyone to leave me alone. If you wish to 'visit' me then you can do it when I have returned here." Ava opened the door, rocketed into the sky, and was gone.
