I don't know what possessed me to write this (BOB???), but here it is. Please read and review.

Twin Peaks is owned by other people. Any claims made by The Little Man are entirely my creation and have nothing to do with what David Lynch's symbolism really means.

THE LITTLE MAN TELLS ALL

Doog gninrom, syob dna slrig, seidal dna nemeltneg. Ym eman si Eht Elttil Nam Mrof Rehtona Ecalp. Yhw ma I dellac siht? I dluow kniht ti saw suoivbo. I ma elttil, I ma a nam, dna I ma morf rehtona ecalp.

Tahw dnik fo rehto ecalp, uoy yam ksa? Llew, I lliw llet uoy. I ma morf a lacitsym noisnemid. Siht si a noisnemid fo ynam srednow, emos os elbidercni that fi uoy erew eble ot eveileb em, ruoy niarb thgim edolpxe. I ma eht Naidraug fo eht Yawegassap ot siht rehto noisnemid. I ediced ohw sretne eht Yawegassap, dna I ma eht Regnessem rof esoht that od.

Eht Yawegassap si a delit moor dednuorrus yb der sniatruc hcihw kcolb eht Nesohc S'eno weiv ot eht tser fo eht noisnemid. I laever shturt ot eht Nesohc Eno, tub ton ni egaugnal that si ylisae elbadnatsrednu. Eht shturt era os tnetop that I nac ylno tneserp meht ot eht Nesohc Eno ni citpyrc sesarhp gnirud a maerd, esiwrehto eht Nesohc Eno dluoc yrev llew eid fo na msyruena. I t'nac llet uoy woh ynam Nesohc S'eno ew tnew hguorht erofeb ew derugif taht eno tuo.

Llew sklof, s'taht eht wol-nwod no Rehtona Ecalp. Won uoy wonk. Os fi er'uoy reve gnilttab live stirips deman Bob, ro yna rehto live stirips, dna uoy dnif flesruoy gnimaerd taht er'uoy ni a delit moor htiw a gib der hcuoc dna der sniatruc, t'nod yrt ot ekaw pu. Tsuj tis kcab, xaler, dna yojne ruoy yats. Ekat luferac eton fo tahw uoy raeh dna tahw uoy ees. Ti thgim pleh uoy retal.

Sruoy ylerecnis,

Elttil Nam Morf Rehtona Ecalp