Yu-Gi-Oh is a Possessed Schoolgirl
Chapter 2:
In which YuGi drives me completely insane
Summary: Pretty self explanitory, if you ask me...
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*YAWN* Good morning sunshine.....
..... I SAID, good morning sunshine!!!
Sunshine: Oh, but I only say good morning back if it's going to be a good day.
You can tell the future, Mr. Sunshine?
Sunshine: Yes, I can tell you right now that today is NOT going to be a good day for you.
Really?
Sunshine: Yes. You might want to go ahead and call a mental hospital so there's one on hand.
Thanks for the warning, but I'll pass. Why am I going to need a mental hospital?
Sunshine: I can't tell you that!
Why not?
Sunshine: Well, if I went around telling everyone the layout of their day, then life would be totally boring, would it not?
I suppose so....
Sunshine: Now if you'd excuse me, I have to make my way over to New Zealand and I'd like to hurry up and pack before my flight comes in.
Alright, Mr. Sunshine. Thanks again!
Sunshine: Any time!
YuGi: Helloooooo! :) :) :)
I thought I told you to flush yourself down the toilet!!!
YuGi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Silly Master :) My head is way too big to fit in the plumbing!
Big and empty, that's for sure...
YuGi: THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY :(
If I was TRYING to be friendly, I would have done it already now wouldn't I?
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I think it's about time I insert a quick author's note. Obviously, my name isn't REALLY Presea. It's just a name from an anime I like. But still not wanting to tell YuGi my name as he would humiliate me in front of the entire world, I ordered him to call me Master unless told otherwise. Anyway, continuing on with the insanity....
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YuGi: Uh, I guess....
You guess.
YuGi: Yeah..... so?
That's all you ever do, isn't it?
YuGi: Whatever do you mean?
*sigh* Stupid as a fish....
YuGi: And dumb as a doornail! Hey, what IS a doornail?
Only you, YuGi....
YuGi: What did I do now?
Only you would admit your stupidity...
YuGi: Um.... okaaaaay... so what are we gonna do today? :) :) :)
Maybe we'll go to Hawaii!!!
YuGi: REALLY?! :) :) :)
No wait..... there are OYSTERS in Hawaii!!!
YuGi: What?
I wonder if the ocean floor was covered in oysters...?
YuGi: It would end world hunger!
True, true, and yet, if butterflies were actually made of butter, we would eat lobster every night!
YuGi: And I thought I didn't make any sense!
But every cloud has a silver lining! Never give up those noble strengths, even as you grow older!
YuGi: Please explain, you're confusing me!!!
THE FUSE BOX IS LIT!
YuGi: Oh no! Is.... that bad?
OF COURSE I eat sushi! Did you think I was vegitarian?!
YuGi: Technically, sushi isn't raw fish. The word means --
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
YuGi: It's my birthday ?! :)
And what a year it was! Yep, I think I'll eat a whale now!
YuGi: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MASTER!!!
See what I have to put up with, YuGi?!
YuGi: Huh?
All of your stupid babbling! It just goes on and on!
YuGi: Are you hinting at something..?
YuGi, do you want to know what I think?
YuGi: What?
Do you reeeeeaaaaally want to know?
Yugi: What? What?
Are you SURE you want to know?
YuGi: I'm sure I'm sure pleeeeaaaase tell me!!
I think you're a nerd, a geek, and totally dense.
YuGi: That's not very --
Yes, I am aware that it's not very friendly.
YuGi: (eyes watering) You don't like me, do you..?
No, YuGi, I don't like you.
YuGi: (lip trembling) Not one bit...?
No, YuGi. Not one bit.
YuGi: (suddenly perky) Well, too bad! I'm sticking with you! :)
GO AWAY ALREADY!!!
YuGi: But you told me we were going to have lots of fun today! :)
I said no such thing.
YuGi: Yeah you did! You said we were going to Hawaii!
No, I didn't.
YuGi: Yeah you did!!!
No, I did NOT!!!
YuGi: OH YEAH?! WANNA BET?!
NO, I absolutely do NOT want to bet!
YuGi: Cuz you know I'm right, right? :)
THIS IS UTTERLY INEXCUSABLE! This is MY house! Get lost!
YuGi: :) Get lost.
No way!
YuGi: No way!
Stop copying me!
YuGi: Stop copying me!
IF YOU DON'T STOP COPYING ME I'LL TIE YOU UP IN A BAMBOO MAT, SMASH YOU UNTIL YOUR BONES ARE RUNNY PULP, AND THROW YOU INTO A HOT SPRING!!!
YuGi: If you don't stop copying me, I'll .... feed bamboo through your nose and... pulp and.... It's SPRING!!!
No, it's Summer.
YuGi: And that's your sister's name!
Why, yes it is. Now SHUT UP!
YuGi: But it's my birthday!!!
There you go again! Always babbling about nonsense!
YuGi: But you SAID it was my birthday!
This is utterly inexcusable! Get out of my house!
YuGi: But! But! But! It's my Birthday!
That's the final straw!
YuGi: The one that broke tha camel's back?
Yes, that one.
YuGi: But it wasn't REALLY the final straw cuz there's still some around today!
Shut your lip!
YuGi: It's MY birthday and I'll shut my lip if I want to!
SHUT IT OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU!!!
YuGi: Shutting up...
Good. Now, back to the oyster thing....
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Ok, so maybe I was just too impatient to wait for 5 reviews. You know how I am. Or maybe you don't, but that's OK! Um... I really have nothing left to say, sooooo laters!
Chapter 2:
In which YuGi drives me completely insane
Summary: Pretty self explanitory, if you ask me...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*YAWN* Good morning sunshine.....
..... I SAID, good morning sunshine!!!
Sunshine: Oh, but I only say good morning back if it's going to be a good day.
You can tell the future, Mr. Sunshine?
Sunshine: Yes, I can tell you right now that today is NOT going to be a good day for you.
Really?
Sunshine: Yes. You might want to go ahead and call a mental hospital so there's one on hand.
Thanks for the warning, but I'll pass. Why am I going to need a mental hospital?
Sunshine: I can't tell you that!
Why not?
Sunshine: Well, if I went around telling everyone the layout of their day, then life would be totally boring, would it not?
I suppose so....
Sunshine: Now if you'd excuse me, I have to make my way over to New Zealand and I'd like to hurry up and pack before my flight comes in.
Alright, Mr. Sunshine. Thanks again!
Sunshine: Any time!
YuGi: Helloooooo! :) :) :)
I thought I told you to flush yourself down the toilet!!!
YuGi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Silly Master :) My head is way too big to fit in the plumbing!
Big and empty, that's for sure...
YuGi: THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY :(
If I was TRYING to be friendly, I would have done it already now wouldn't I?
*********************************************************
I think it's about time I insert a quick author's note. Obviously, my name isn't REALLY Presea. It's just a name from an anime I like. But still not wanting to tell YuGi my name as he would humiliate me in front of the entire world, I ordered him to call me Master unless told otherwise. Anyway, continuing on with the insanity....
*********************************************************
YuGi: Uh, I guess....
You guess.
YuGi: Yeah..... so?
That's all you ever do, isn't it?
YuGi: Whatever do you mean?
*sigh* Stupid as a fish....
YuGi: And dumb as a doornail! Hey, what IS a doornail?
Only you, YuGi....
YuGi: What did I do now?
Only you would admit your stupidity...
YuGi: Um.... okaaaaay... so what are we gonna do today? :) :) :)
Maybe we'll go to Hawaii!!!
YuGi: REALLY?! :) :) :)
No wait..... there are OYSTERS in Hawaii!!!
YuGi: What?
I wonder if the ocean floor was covered in oysters...?
YuGi: It would end world hunger!
True, true, and yet, if butterflies were actually made of butter, we would eat lobster every night!
YuGi: And I thought I didn't make any sense!
But every cloud has a silver lining! Never give up those noble strengths, even as you grow older!
YuGi: Please explain, you're confusing me!!!
THE FUSE BOX IS LIT!
YuGi: Oh no! Is.... that bad?
OF COURSE I eat sushi! Did you think I was vegitarian?!
YuGi: Technically, sushi isn't raw fish. The word means --
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
YuGi: It's my birthday ?! :)
And what a year it was! Yep, I think I'll eat a whale now!
YuGi: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MASTER!!!
See what I have to put up with, YuGi?!
YuGi: Huh?
All of your stupid babbling! It just goes on and on!
YuGi: Are you hinting at something..?
YuGi, do you want to know what I think?
YuGi: What?
Do you reeeeeaaaaally want to know?
Yugi: What? What?
Are you SURE you want to know?
YuGi: I'm sure I'm sure pleeeeaaaase tell me!!
I think you're a nerd, a geek, and totally dense.
YuGi: That's not very --
Yes, I am aware that it's not very friendly.
YuGi: (eyes watering) You don't like me, do you..?
No, YuGi, I don't like you.
YuGi: (lip trembling) Not one bit...?
No, YuGi. Not one bit.
YuGi: (suddenly perky) Well, too bad! I'm sticking with you! :)
GO AWAY ALREADY!!!
YuGi: But you told me we were going to have lots of fun today! :)
I said no such thing.
YuGi: Yeah you did! You said we were going to Hawaii!
No, I didn't.
YuGi: Yeah you did!!!
No, I did NOT!!!
YuGi: OH YEAH?! WANNA BET?!
NO, I absolutely do NOT want to bet!
YuGi: Cuz you know I'm right, right? :)
THIS IS UTTERLY INEXCUSABLE! This is MY house! Get lost!
YuGi: :) Get lost.
No way!
YuGi: No way!
Stop copying me!
YuGi: Stop copying me!
IF YOU DON'T STOP COPYING ME I'LL TIE YOU UP IN A BAMBOO MAT, SMASH YOU UNTIL YOUR BONES ARE RUNNY PULP, AND THROW YOU INTO A HOT SPRING!!!
YuGi: If you don't stop copying me, I'll .... feed bamboo through your nose and... pulp and.... It's SPRING!!!
No, it's Summer.
YuGi: And that's your sister's name!
Why, yes it is. Now SHUT UP!
YuGi: But it's my birthday!!!
There you go again! Always babbling about nonsense!
YuGi: But you SAID it was my birthday!
This is utterly inexcusable! Get out of my house!
YuGi: But! But! But! It's my Birthday!
That's the final straw!
YuGi: The one that broke tha camel's back?
Yes, that one.
YuGi: But it wasn't REALLY the final straw cuz there's still some around today!
Shut your lip!
YuGi: It's MY birthday and I'll shut my lip if I want to!
SHUT IT OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU!!!
YuGi: Shutting up...
Good. Now, back to the oyster thing....
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Ok, so maybe I was just too impatient to wait for 5 reviews. You know how I am. Or maybe you don't, but that's OK! Um... I really have nothing left to say, sooooo laters!
