Yu-Gi-Oh is a Possessed Schoolgirl

Chapter 2:

In which YuGi drives me completely insane

Summary: Pretty self explanitory, if you ask me...

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*YAWN* Good morning sunshine.....

..... I SAID, good morning sunshine!!!

Sunshine: Oh, but I only say good morning back if it's going to be a good day.

You can tell the future, Mr. Sunshine?

Sunshine: Yes, I can tell you right now that today is NOT going to be a good day for you.

Really?

Sunshine: Yes. You might want to go ahead and call a mental hospital so there's one on hand.

Thanks for the warning, but I'll pass. Why am I going to need a mental hospital?

Sunshine: I can't tell you that!

Why not?

Sunshine: Well, if I went around telling everyone the layout of their day, then life would be totally boring, would it not?

I suppose so....

Sunshine: Now if you'd excuse me, I have to make my way over to New Zealand and I'd like to hurry up and pack before my flight comes in.

Alright, Mr. Sunshine. Thanks again!

Sunshine: Any time!

YuGi: Helloooooo! :) :) :)

I thought I told you to flush yourself down the toilet!!!

YuGi: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Silly Master :) My head is way too big to fit in the plumbing!

Big and empty, that's for sure...

YuGi: THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY :(

If I was TRYING to be friendly, I would have done it already now wouldn't I?

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I think it's about time I insert a quick author's note. Obviously, my name isn't REALLY Presea. It's just a name from an anime I like. But still not wanting to tell YuGi my name as he would humiliate me in front of the entire world, I ordered him to call me Master unless told otherwise. Anyway, continuing on with the insanity....

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YuGi: Uh, I guess....

You guess.

YuGi: Yeah..... so?

That's all you ever do, isn't it?

YuGi: Whatever do you mean?

*sigh* Stupid as a fish....

YuGi: And dumb as a doornail! Hey, what IS a doornail?

Only you, YuGi....

YuGi: What did I do now?

Only you would admit your stupidity...

YuGi: Um.... okaaaaay... so what are we gonna do today? :) :) :)

Maybe we'll go to Hawaii!!!

YuGi: REALLY?! :) :) :)

No wait..... there are OYSTERS in Hawaii!!!

YuGi: What?

I wonder if the ocean floor was covered in oysters...?

YuGi: It would end world hunger!

True, true, and yet, if butterflies were actually made of butter, we would eat lobster every night!

YuGi: And I thought I didn't make any sense!

But every cloud has a silver lining! Never give up those noble strengths, even as you grow older!

YuGi: Please explain, you're confusing me!!!

THE FUSE BOX IS LIT!

YuGi: Oh no! Is.... that bad?

OF COURSE I eat sushi! Did you think I was vegitarian?!

YuGi: Technically, sushi isn't raw fish. The word means --

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

YuGi: It's my birthday ?! :)

And what a year it was! Yep, I think I'll eat a whale now!

YuGi: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MASTER!!!

See what I have to put up with, YuGi?!

YuGi: Huh?

All of your stupid babbling! It just goes on and on!

YuGi: Are you hinting at something..?

YuGi, do you want to know what I think?

YuGi: What?

Do you reeeeeaaaaally want to know?

Yugi: What? What?

Are you SURE you want to know?

YuGi: I'm sure I'm sure pleeeeaaaase tell me!!

I think you're a nerd, a geek, and totally dense.

YuGi: That's not very --

Yes, I am aware that it's not very friendly.

YuGi: (eyes watering) You don't like me, do you..?

No, YuGi, I don't like you.

YuGi: (lip trembling) Not one bit...?

No, YuGi. Not one bit.

YuGi: (suddenly perky) Well, too bad! I'm sticking with you! :)

GO AWAY ALREADY!!!

YuGi: But you told me we were going to have lots of fun today! :)

I said no such thing.

YuGi: Yeah you did! You said we were going to Hawaii!

No, I didn't.

YuGi: Yeah you did!!!

No, I did NOT!!!

YuGi: OH YEAH?! WANNA BET?!

NO, I absolutely do NOT want to bet!

YuGi: Cuz you know I'm right, right? :)

THIS IS UTTERLY INEXCUSABLE! This is MY house! Get lost!

YuGi: :) Get lost.

No way!

YuGi: No way!

Stop copying me!

YuGi: Stop copying me!

IF YOU DON'T STOP COPYING ME I'LL TIE YOU UP IN A BAMBOO MAT, SMASH YOU UNTIL YOUR BONES ARE RUNNY PULP, AND THROW YOU INTO A HOT SPRING!!!

YuGi: If you don't stop copying me, I'll .... feed bamboo through your nose and... pulp and.... It's SPRING!!!

No, it's Summer.

YuGi: And that's your sister's name!

Why, yes it is. Now SHUT UP!

YuGi: But it's my birthday!!!

There you go again! Always babbling about nonsense!

YuGi: But you SAID it was my birthday!

This is utterly inexcusable! Get out of my house!

YuGi: But! But! But! It's my Birthday!

That's the final straw!

YuGi: The one that broke tha camel's back?

Yes, that one.

YuGi: But it wasn't REALLY the final straw cuz there's still some around today!

Shut your lip!

YuGi: It's MY birthday and I'll shut my lip if I want to!

SHUT IT OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU!!!

YuGi: Shutting up...

Good. Now, back to the oyster thing....

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Ok, so maybe I was just too impatient to wait for 5 reviews. You know how I am. Or maybe you don't, but that's OK! Um... I really have nothing left to say, sooooo laters!